Candle Making Jokes
31 candle making jokes and hilarious candle making puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about candle making that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Candle Making Short Jokes
Short candle making jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The candle making humour may include short candle jokes also.
- "Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do." "Oh Ya, what does he do?"
"Makes gun powder." - My friend told me about his idea for odorless candles I told him they wouldn't make any scents
- I was trying to remember... The word "candle" , so I asked my daughter (23), "You know, one of those things you blow and make a wish?"
She said, "Breathalyzer'" - Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever It makes no scents
- I was thinking about starting an odorless candle company But I realized it wouldn't make any scents
- My girlfriend said we should sit in the bath with candles. I said, "Water would probably make more sense."
- So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened... It just didn't make scents.
- I tried to create a business that makes talking candles It didn't make any dollars or scents.
- Makes sense Apple fans would buy a MacBook candle... ...They're already used to the smell of burning synthetic materials and watching their money go up in flames.
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Candle Making One Liners
Which candle making one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with candle making? I can suggest the ones about candle light and lit candles.
- I don't know why, but my vanilla candle isnt working. It just doesn't make any scents
- My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents.
- There's no such thing as a candle that has no smell. It just wouldn't make any scents.
- What's not to understand about candles? They make scents to me...
- Why Do Candles Give The Best Advice? They just make scents.
- Why do candles make the perfect gift? Because they just make *scents*.
- How to make a survivable atmosphere on mars You light a candle and play smooth jazz
- What do you call a man who makes f**... scented candles? Incense-itive
Candle Making Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about candle making you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean birthday cake candles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make candle making pranks.
A man is on a tour of the Yankee Candle Factory
A man was taking a tour of the Yankee Candle factory when he suddenly saw an incredibly large machine and had no idea what it was. he asked the employee giving the tour what it was, and the employee replied, Oh! That's our patented Yankee Candle Maker 5000™️! The man seemed content and said to himself, Oh, that makes scents.
My dad got me a cake for my birthday
He told me to make a wish and blow out the candles.
Afterwards, he asked me what I wished for.
I said I wished you wouldn't hit me anymore.
Then you shouldn't have said it out loud.
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I dont know what the Romans were thinking...
..But their candles make my house smell terrible.
"I just light a candle to make an earthquake stop"
One day on a school in the rurals, the teacher asked her young students what to do during an earthquake.
One student raised her hand and says, be calm,
Another says, go under the desk and put your hand over your head,
The last one said, I just light the candle to make an earthquake stop.
This got the teacher obviously confused and asked how and why.
To which the student replied, there was this one night the house was shaking and I got scared so I immediately lit the candle to see what's going on, but then it stopped shaking..
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French, Italian and Russian are talking about what are the best things in the world
French: Walking in Paris with my Jacqueline, dinner at the restaurant, candles, cheese, white wine, after which we go to my place and gently make love until morning.
Italian: Strolling through Venice with my Francesca, dinner at the restaurat, candles, pasta, red wine, after which we go to my place and passionately make love until morning.
Russian: Winter Siberia, -40 at 3 in the moring as you are sleeping in warm barracks. Suddenly captain of the guard comes in and says: "Sergey, guard duty!" And you're not Sergey.
Renting a dirty video
A blonde decides to do something she"s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back.
After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.
To her disappointment there"s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says "I just rented an adult movie from you and there"s nothing on the tape, but static"
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, "which title did you rent?"
The blonde replied, "it"s called Head Cleaner."