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The winner will face Detroit in the World Series
There's a mental institution, and they are having a
patient evaluation, to see if any patients need to be there
any longer. The doctor then goes around questioning the top three candidates.
He goes to the first patient and asks him , "What is 3 times 3?"
After an hour of scratching his head, and with a confused look on his face he replies, "Two-hundred!".
"That is incorrect." The doctor responds.
He then asks the next patient."What is 3 multiplied by 3?" After a long period of time the patient
responds, "Thursday!". "That is incorrect replies the doctor.
He then goes to the next patient and asks him, "What is 3 times 3?"
The patient quickly responds, "Nine!". The doctor then says "Correct!,
how did you figure that out?" The patient then responds, "I multiplied, 200 by Thursday and then
I added three!"
... happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner.
One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."
"Oh, really?" replied the other. "I always tip a nickel and ask them to vote for you."
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
They should clearly kill them with ctrl-c, not ctrl-z. Now we will have a bunch of zombie campaigns in our political system.
All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded.
An egotist, a feminist, and a Socialist walk into a bar.
The bartender overheard their conversation about politics and sarcastically said, "You guys would be great presidential candidates." They took him seriously...
...apparently America did too.
--Stephen Hawking
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
... and please let me know what it is when you've found it.
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They're only really popular in America once every four years.
Mass Debating
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it?
They seem to be the best money can buy.
Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn.
The differences between the candidates aren't as black and white as they were last time
Until the Kremlin fixes its routers to give him an answer.
makes it easier to find and kill those who have the potential to stop them.
Glass was becoming the clear winner.
One Moore.
By then all the good candidates are already taken.
Most candidates are unwilling to learn the ropes.
Can I get a loan?
The key to both is A minor.
Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates.
Politics are like inlaws..
You somewhat have to pay attention to them to stay in the know and you usually can't stand at least one of the candidates.
My question is, will he let the other candidates finish their speeches?
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They both go up and down polls
The old system seemed to be biased towards videos of old presidential candidates playing beat and tempo games, so they finally decided to retire the al-gore-rhythm
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