The Best 6 Candid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Candid jokes. There are some candid creationists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these candid openminded puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Candid Jokes and Puns

A prestigious neurosurgeon calls a plumber to tend to his leaky faucet.

The problem requires an easy fix and the entire job takes less than two minutes. Before leaving, the plumber says, That will be $200.
The surgeon was astonished. He says, I will be candid with you. I am a neurosurgeon and even I don't charge $100 a minute.
The plumber says, Yeah, I know. Before I switched to plumbing, I was a neurosurgeon too."

What did the pessimistic and candid mine owner, say to his workers.

Wow! This really blew up. Thanks for the gold.

A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine

She was a candid eight.

People laugh at me when I tell them I've never heard a fruit lie.

Guess they've never heard of candid apples.

Why was there a third candidate allowed on stage at the second U.S. presidential debate?

Because they didn't designate it a no fly zone.


Why do candidates always "suspend" their campaigns?

They should clearly kill them with ctrl-c, not ctrl-z. Now we will have a bunch of zombie campaigns in our political system.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the candid incision jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working candid lighthearted piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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