The Best 7 Candi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Candi jokes. There are some candi lancer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these candi candice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Candi Jokes and Puns

I stole a stripper's kid.

It was like taking baby from a Candi.

Candice joke

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any funnier?

My stripper friend drops her kid off at my place when she goes to work.

Easiest job I ever had.

It's like taking a baby from a Candi.

Candies and Candles have a lot in common. One melts and tastes good while the other melts and smells good. What do they lack in common?

Their IL numbers.

Why was there a third candidate allowed on stage at the second U.S. presidential debate?

Because they didn't designate it a no fly zone.


Why do candidates always "suspend" their campaigns?

They should clearly kill them with ctrl-c, not ctrl-z. Now we will have a bunch of zombie campaigns in our political system.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the candi kat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working candi donny piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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