The Best 14 Cancerous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cancerous jokes. There are some cancerous tumor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cancerous treatments puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cancerous Jokes and Puns

A pirate goes to a doctor...

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.

"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."

The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

(sorry if repost, haven't seen it on this sub)

A pirate goes to the doctor

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous

"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"

"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten

Cancerous joke, A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous

I thought my vitamin might be cancerous

Fortunately, the tests showed it was B-9

What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A *humor*.


What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

I would call Keemstar cancerous

But that would be offensive to cancer.

Cancerous joke, I would call Keemstar cancerous

What's the difference between a cancerous growth and a Roman Catholic tradition?

One is a mass, and the other is.. actually they are exactly the same.

A couple called our company to remove some cancerous silicate minerals in their insulated home

I'll try to remove them Asbestos I can

True story: Two of the veterinarians at my place of employment amputated a dogs cancerous leg today.

As the junior Doctor brought the leg across the room, he shook it a little and made ghost noises.

the technician watching with me turned and said,

"I don't find that humerus"

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

The reindeer that made fun of Rudolph must've really felt like a bunch of dicks when they found out his red nose was cancerous.

You can explore cancerous degenerative reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cancerous sores dad jokes. There are also cancerous puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


When I first got it my cancerous melanoma mole was a little annoying...

... but now it's really growing on me

United Airports are cancerous

I call them terminal.

A old man goes to the doctor for some tests

...and the doctor has some bad news.

"I'm sorry to tell you this. But two of your tests cam back positive. Firstly, we have detected a cancerous tumor in your lungs."

"Oh dear!" said the man.

"And secondly," the doctor said, "it seems you have tested positive for Alzheimer's disease. I'm very sorry."

The man replied, "That sounds serious! Well, on the bright side, at least I don't have cancer!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cancerous lumps jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cancerous benign piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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