Cancer Treatment Jokes

19 cancer treatment jokes and hilarious cancer treatment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cancer treatment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Cancer Treatment Short Jokes

Short cancer treatment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cancer treatment humour may include short chemotherapy jokes also.

  1. I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.
  2. A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.
  3. There's eight of us here We'll need ten to start the cancer experimental treatment. Let's get tumor people.
  4. Cancer... what are my treatment options Dr. Trump? We are going to begin immediately with a strict regiment of calling your cancer "cellular extremism".
  5. What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors.
  6. I'm thinking of setting up a comedy group to help people going through cancer treatment I'll call it 'A Sense of Tumor'
  7. Why do Breast Cancer survivors not like to talk about their treatment of the cancer? It brings them bad mammaries.
  8. People who get cancer from passive smoking Stand outside the chemotherapy room for treatment.
  9. What treatment would Stan Lee receives if he gets cancer in a marvel movie? Cameo-therapy.
  10. It's a good thing Breaking Bad wasn't made in England. A show about a school teacher going to NHS for cancer treatments would s**....

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Cancer Treatment One Liners

Which cancer treatment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cancer treatment? I can suggest the ones about cancer patient and chemo.

  1. What does kind of treatment does a suicidal cancer patient take? Emotherapy
  2. What do you call the treatment option for an Inuk with cancer? esCHEMO
  3. What cancer treatment do Spanish Inuits get? Es chemo.

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What funny jokes about cancer treatment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cancer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cancer treatment pranks.

An 85 year old man goes to his doctor for his annual checkup...

... Doc says, Mr. Jones, I have bad news and worse news.
"Whats the worse news?"
"You have a relatively large brain tumor that is very aggressive and the treatment options are almost nonexistent, so I'm afraid you have about 6 months to live."
Mr. Jones hangs his head for a couple moments and looks up to ask, "And the bad news?"
"you have Alzheimers."
Mr. Jones frowns and says, "well, at least I don't have cancer."

Said to a cashier the other day...

So I was making a purchase and after ringing up my order, the cashier asks "would you like to make a donation to cancer treatment research?"
I said "no, they're just gonna spend it on drugs"

Request for a months worth of jokes for a cancer patient.

A friend of mine will be in the hospital for a month because of her cancer treatments. We are telling her jokes to cheer her up and were hoping you could help, Thanks.