The Best 15 Cancer Treatment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cancer Treatment jokes. There are some cancer treatment jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cancer treatment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cancer Treatment Jokes and Puns

An 85 year old man goes to his doctor for his annual checkup...

... Doc says, Mr. Jones, I have bad news and worse news.

"Whats the worse news?"

"You have a relatively large brain tumor that is very aggressive and the treatment options are almost nonexistent, so I'm afraid you have about 6 months to live."

Mr. Jones hangs his head for a couple moments and looks up to ask, "And the bad news?"

"you have Alzheimers."

Mr. Jones frowns and says, "well, at least I don't have cancer."

Said to a cashier the other day...

So I was making a purchase and after ringing up my order, the cashier asks "would you like to make a donation to cancer treatment research?"

I said "no, they're just gonna spend it on drugs"

I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad.

It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.

A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works

It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.

Request for a months worth of jokes for a cancer patient.

A friend of mine will be in the hospital for a month because of her cancer treatments. We are telling her jokes to cheer her up and were hoping you could help, Thanks.


It's a good thing Breaking Bad wasn't made in England.

A show about a school teacher going to NHS for cancer treatments would suck.

What does kind of treatment does a suicidal cancer patient take?

Emotherapy

There's eight of us here

We'll need ten to start the cancer experimental treatment. Let's get tumor people.

What do you call the treatment option for an Inuk with cancer?

esCHEMO

What cancer treatment do Spanish Inuits get?

Es chemo.

Cancer... what are my treatment options Dr. Trump?

We are going to begin immediately with a strict regiment of calling your cancer "cellular extremism".

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What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility?

Concentration camps had survivors.

I'm thinking of setting up a comedy group to help people going through cancer treatment

I'll call it 'A Sense of Tumor'

Why do Breast Cancer survivors not like to talk about their treatment of the cancer?

It brings them bad mammaries.

People who get cancer from passive smoking

Stand outside the chemotherapy room for treatment.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cancer treatment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cancer treatment piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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