Following is our collection of funny Cancer Patient jokes. There are some cancer patient carcinoma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Apparently that's not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
Patient: Atleast Idont have Cancer
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
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Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer.
Doctor: What a coincidence...
Patient: Thank God it's not Alzheimer's.
Guy says "what's the bad news?" Doctor says "you have cancer, it's terminal." Guy starts wailing "Ohhh that's terrible! Oh my god! I can't believe it! Well what's the *good* news then?" Doctor says "you see that blonde bombshell receptionist? I'm *fuckin'* 'er!"
I heard laughter is the best medicine, so I went to the local hospital, found some cancer patients, and laughed at them.
Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient.
Sick bastards
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Patient: It's MA'AM. I identify as a female
Doctor: Okay Ma'am. You have testicular cancer.
A guy goes in to see his doctor. The doctor evaluates the patient and says "I have bad news - you have Alzheimer's disease and you have cancer". The guys looks back at his doctor and says, "At least I don't have Alzheimer's".
The patient says, "Well at least I don't have Cancer."
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
The man says, "Give me the bad news first, Doc." The doctor says, "You've got a rare form of cancer. It's incurable and you have three weeks to live." "Oh my God!" says the patient. "After that, I'm glad there's good news. What is it?" The doctor smiles and points and says, "Do you see that good looking nurse over there? Well, I'm sleeping with her."
Patient: Hey, at least I don't have cancer!
P: Am I going to be okay?
D: You're as healthy as a horse-
P: YAY!
D: -with cancer.
You have tumor months to live.
A doctor goes to his patient and tells him:"I have bad news for you.
First, you have cancer, and second, you have Alzheimer disease.
I am really sorry for you." The patient says:"At least I don't have cancer"
A doctor says to his patient: I have bad news, and I have worse news
The patient says: Give me the worse news first
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Oh no, then what's the bad news?
Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's.
Patient, relieved: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Dr: Sir I have unfortunate n...
Patient: IT'S MA'AM!!!
Dr: Ma'am you have testicular cancer.
Doctor: The first one is that you have cancer.
Patient: whats the second one then?
Doctor: you also have alzheimer's.
Patient: well at least I dont have cancer
A patient goes to see the doctor. The doctor examines him, and then says, "I have bad news. You have cancer, as well as Alzheimer's."
The patient says "well, at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
Patient: "I'm a cancer, why?"
Doctor: "oh, what a coincidence!"
Patient: Ugh... the bad first.. go.
Doctor: OK you have terminal cancer and you'll probably die in a week
Patient: Oh damn wtf, what's the GOOD NEWS??
Doctor: Ohh you see that nurse over there? I think she's interested on me
- Sir, the two test results are in and I'm afraid I have bad news. First of all, you have phase 8 terminal metastasized cancer.
- Oh no.. damned, this is not good.. what else?
- You also have quite a severe case of Alzheimer.
- oh thank god for that! I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer.
Then, why was I kicked out the cancer ward for laughing at the patients?
A friend of mine will be in the hospital for a month because of her cancer treatments. We are telling her jokes to cheer her up and were hoping you could help, Thanks.
A doctor says to his patient: 'I'm afraid I've got bad news for you. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's disease'.
The patient responds: 'Well, at least I don't have cancer'.
"The bad news is that you have cancer. The worse news is, you also have Alzheimer's."
The woman sits and thinks for a moment, seeming to ponder these heavy diagnoses. Finally, she says "Well, I guess it could be worse. At least I don't have cancer!"
Patient looks at him and says: "At least I don't have cancer."
A guy goes to the doctors office for an appointment...
The doctors starts off with bad news,
Doctor: (to the patient) Ok, I have two bits of bad news.
Patient: Ok what is it?
Doctor: One, you have Cancer.
Patient: Oh god no that's pretty bad! What's number two?
Doctor: Two is, you have Alzheimer's.
Patient: Well good God, at least I don't have cancer.
Patient: "Oh well, at least I don't have cancer".
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