The Best 10 Cancer Cells Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cancer Cells jokes. There are some cancer cells jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cancer cells puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cancer Cells Jokes and Puns

If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation

You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer"

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

What do you call someone who works for buzzfeed?

A cancer cell

Herb was diagnosed with cancer.

It was a basil-cell carcinoma.

How is IGN like cancer?

There's a lot of talk about copying dead cells.

What's the difference between a Benign Cancer Cell and Malignant Cancer Cell?

One of them has an existential crisis.

Why are there so many movies about cancer?

Because cancer cells

RIP Jobs

What did the unemployed cancer cell say?
"We should get Jobs"

Who's the only other person who can beat Perfect Cell?


Steve Jobs

What do cancer cells do when they get bored?

they get jobs

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cancer cells jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cancer cells piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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