Cancer Cells Jokes

Funniest Cancer Cells Short Jokes

Short cancer cells jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cancer cells humour may include short cancer jokes also.

1. Mr. T had a rare form of cancerous lymphoma that affected T-cells. Do you know what the odds are on that?! One in 26.
2. What's the difference between a Benign Cancer Cell and Malignant Cancer Cell? One of them has an existential crisis.

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Cancer Cells One Liners

Which cancer cells one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cancer cells? I can suggest the ones about cancerous tumor and cancer patient.

1. What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!
2. What do you call someone who works for buzzfeed? A cancer cell
3. Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma.
4. How is IGN like cancer? There's a lot of talk about copying dead cells.
5. Why are there so many movies about cancer? Because cancer cells
6. Who's the only other person who can beat Perfect Cell? Cancer.
7. Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored?
   they get jobs
8. What's the worst thing about cancer cells? They took our Jobs.
9. cancer cell #301 whats baked and sells itself?
   my sister
10. How do you kill cancer cells in a person You kill the person

Amusing Cancer Cells Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about cancer cells you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cancer treatment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cancer cells pranks.