Canary Jokes
31 canary jokes and hilarious canary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a way to tickle your canary-loving funny bone? Look no further! This collection of canary jokes has something for everyone, from 500 pound canary jokes to canary island jokes and more. Whether you're looking for a truckload of canary jokes or something a bit more beaky, this article is sure to have something to suit your canary-humored sense of humor.
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Funniest Canary Short Jokes
Short canary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canary humour may include short canine jokes also.
- My parrot was just diagnosed with an STD. Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a Canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
- When I was young, my pet canary died So my mother bought another one to replace it, exactly the same, hoping that I wouldn't notice.
But I noticed.
And I killed that one too. - What disease do you get from kissing birds? Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
- Why did he have jealousy issues with his Canary Island señorita? Because she was surrounded by playas
- Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable. - What's the difference between the President and a canary in a coal mine? The President can still tweet.
- I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
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Canary One Liners
Which canary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canary? I can suggest the ones about pigeon and cane.
- For sale: Dead canary Not going cheap
- Three canaries walk in to a bar. The barman says "Is this some kind of cheep joke ?"
- Why are Norwich City called the Canaries? Because they're the first to drop.
- What monster are miners scared of? The canary wolf.
- Today, I found out that I have Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.
- Why should you never kiss a canary? You'll get Chirpies. A verified canarial disease.
- What did the canary say when his cage broke? Cheap cheap cheap
- What does a 500 pound canary say to a cat? HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY
- What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet.
- What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary? Shredded tweet.
- What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!
- What elephant and a canary and in common? They both can't ride bicycles.
- What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)
Hilarious Canary Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about canary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toucan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canary pranks.
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There are no canaries on the Canary island. The same is true for the v**... Islands
There aren't any canaries there either
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What's the difference between a canary and a hamster?
The canary goes foshhh while the hamster goes fump in the vacuum.
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I went to the canary islands
... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries.
I also went to the v**... islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.
Vinny gets pulled over for speeding on the Jersey Turnpike...
And the cop asks him for his license and registration. Now Vinny wants to get rid of the cop as fast as possible being that he's got a dead "canary" in the trunk. As he passes his wallet, he drops a $50 bill on the ground.
"I'm sorry officer was that your fifty or mine?"
The cop hands it back and says, "no, mine was a hundred".
[This was a scene from a movie I can't remember the name of.]
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To celebrate New Year's, my brother and I went to the Canary Islands. Beautiful part of the world, but strangely enough there wasn't a single canary in sight!
...so next year we're going to the v**... Islands
Billy's dead canary
Billy's canary was dead lying on the bottom of his cage. Billy asked his Dad why when things die they lay on their back with their eyes closed and their legs in the air. His Dad told him it was so God could grab them by their feet and take them to heaven. A few days later when his Dad was pulling into the driveway after work, Billy came running out screaming ..."Daddy, Daddy..Mommy nearly died today !" "What happened ?" Asked Billy's Dad. "Well" said Billy " I came home from school today and there was Mommy in the bedroom on her back with her eyes closed and her legs in the air, just like my canary, and she was saying 'God I'm coming...God I'm coming' and if it hadn't been for the mailman holding her down...he would have got her !"
