Canary Jokes

• Short Canary Jokes
• Canary One Liners
• Canary Island Jokes
• Canary Islands Jokes
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Funniest Canary Short Jokes

Short canary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canary humour may include short canine jokes also.

1. My parrot was just diagnosed with an STD. Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a Canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
2. Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds? It"s called Chirpes.
   It's one of those canarial diseases.
   I hear it's untweetable.
3. Why should you never kiss a canary? You'll catch chirpies.
   It's a canarial disease.
   There's no tweetment.
4. What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
5. What happens when you kiss a bird? You get chirpies
   It's a canarial disease
   There's no tweetment
6. What's the difference between a canary and a hamster? The canary goes foshhh while the hamster goes fump in the vacuum.
7. When I was young, my pet canary died So my mother bought another one to replace it, exactly the same, hoping that I wouldn't notice.
   But I noticed.
   And I killed that one too.
8. What kind of disease do you get from birds? Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.
9. What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes.
   It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
10. Did you hear about the new strain of bird flu? Chirpees... a canarial disease... un-tweetable.

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Canary One Liners

Which canary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canary? I can suggest the ones about pigeon and cane.

1. For sale: Dead canary Not going cheap
2. Three canaries walk in to a bar. The barman says "Is this some kind of cheep joke ?"
3. For sale: Dead Canary Not going cheep.
4. Why are Norwich City called the Canaries? Because they're the first to drop.
5. What monster are miners scared of? The canary wolf.
6. Today, I found out that I have Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.
7. Why should you never kiss a canary? You'll get Chirpies. A verified canarial disease.
8. What did the canary say when his cage broke? Cheap cheap cheap
9. Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies!
   (It's a Canarial disease).
10. What does a 500 pound canary say to a cat? HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY
11. What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet.
12. What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary? Shredded tweet.
13. What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!
14. What did the canary say to the two Jews? CHEAP CHEAP!
15. What elephant and a canary and in common? They both can't ride bicycles.

Canary Island Jokes

Here is a list of funny canary island jokes and even better canary island puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did he have jealousy issues with his Canary Island señorita? Because she was surrounded by playas
• There are no canaries on the Canary island. The same is true for the v**... Islands There aren't any canaries there either
• Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? It's the same with the v**... Islands. There are no canaries there, either.
• I learned today that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands. Same thing with the v**... Islands... ...no canaries there either.
• Did you know there isn't a single canary on the Canary Islands? Same with the v**... Islands.... Not one canary
• Did you know there are no Canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the v**... Islands. There are no Canaries there either
• Did you know that there is not even one canary in the Canary Islands? And it's the same for the v**... Islands…
  … not one single canary!
• Did you know that in the Canary Islands there are no canaries? Same goes for the v**... Islands of course. There are no canaries there either.
• I went to the canary islands ... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries.
  I also went to the v**... islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.
• Did you know the Canary Islands have no canaries? Same with the v**... Islands... No canaries

Canary Islands Jokes

Here is a list of funny canary islands jokes and even better canary islands puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know the bird species canaries don't live in the Canary Islands? Same with the v**... Islands No canaries live there, either
• TIL The Canary Islands do not have canaries. Same thing with the v**... Islands. No canaries.
• Do you know on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary and on the v**... Islands same thing not one canary
• The Canary Islands have no canaries living there. It's the same with the v**... Islands. No canaries there either.

Hilarious Canary Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about canary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toucan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canary pranks.