The Best 26 Canary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canary jokes. There are some canary roc jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canary parakeet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canary Jokes and Puns

There are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The same is true for the Virgin Islands

There aren't any canaries there either

I learned today that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands. Same thing with the Virgin Islands...

...no canaries there either.

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Did you know there are no Canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands.

There are no Canaries there either

Why should you never kiss a canary?

You'll catch chirpies.

It's a canarial disease.

There's no tweetment.


What's the difference between a canary and a hamster?

The canary goes foshhh while the hamster goes fump in the vacuum.

Did you know that in the Canary Islands there are no canaries? Same goes for the Virgin Islands of course.

There are no canaries there either.

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When I was young, my pet canary died

So my mother bought another one to replace it, exactly the same, hoping that I wouldn't notice.

But I noticed.

And I killed that one too.

I went to the canary islands

... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries.
I also went to the virgin islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.

Did you know the Canary Islands have no canaries? Same with the Virgin Islands...

No canaries

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Not going cheep.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes.
It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Did you know the bird species canaries don't live in the Canary Islands? Same with the Virgin Islands

No canaries live there, either

What monster are miners scared of?

The canary wolf.

Why should you never kiss a canary?

You'll get Chirpies. A verified canarial disease.

To celebrate New Year's, my brother and I went to the Canary Islands. Beautiful part of the world, but strangely enough there wasn't a single canary in sight!

...so next year we're going to the Virgin Islands

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What did the canary say when his cage broke?

Cheap cheap cheap

Why did he have jealousy issues with his Canary Island seΓ±orita?

Because she was surrounded by playas

Never kiss a Canary.

You'll get churpies!
(It's a Canarial disease).


What's the difference between the President and a canary in a coal mine?

The President can still tweet.

TIL The Canary Islands do not have canaries.

Same thing with the Virgin Islands. No canaries.

Do you know on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary and on the Virgin Islands

same thing not one canary

The Canary Islands have no canaries living there. It's the same with the Virgin Islands.

No canaries there either.

What does a 500 pound canary say to a cat?

HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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