The Best 13 Canaries Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canaries jokes. There are some canaries roc jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canaries terrorbyte puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canaries Jokes and Puns

There are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The same is true for the Virgin Islands

There aren't any canaries there either

I learned today that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands. Same thing with the Virgin Islands...

...no canaries there either.

Did you know there are no Canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands.

There are no Canaries there either

Did you know that in the Canary Islands there are no canaries? Same goes for the Virgin Islands of course.

There are no canaries there either.

I went to the canary islands

... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries.
I also went to the virgin islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.


The husband came home one day and started to pack his bag.

"Where to?" asked his surprised wife.

"To the Canaries," replied the husband, "I hear there are so many women in there, they even pay a man $20 to make love to them."

Hearing this the wife started to pack too.

"And here are you heading for?" asked the husband.

"I am coming with you," said the wife, "I want to see how you can live on $40 a month."

Did you know the Canary Islands have no canaries? Same with the Virgin Islands...

No canaries

Three canaries walk in to a bar.

The barman says "Is this some kind of cheep joke ?"

Did you know the bird species canaries don't live in the Canary Islands? Same with the Virgin Islands

No canaries live there, either

A cat was sat next to me on the airplane

I was on an airplane and noticed a cat sat two seats over from me with a balaclava on, all of a sudden he gets up, walks to the cockpit, pulls a knife and puts it to the pilot's throat.


pilot says "what the hell's going on?"


cat replies "take me to the canaries"

How many canaries can you fit under a Scottsman's kilt?

Depends on the length of the perch.

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TIL The Canary Islands do not have canaries.

Same thing with the Virgin Islands. No canaries.

The Canary Islands have no canaries living there. It's the same with the Virgin Islands.

No canaries there either.

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We suggest to use only working canaries closure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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