Canarial Jokes
24 canarial jokes and hilarious canarial puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canarial that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Canarial Short Jokes
Short canarial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canarial humour may include short strain jokes also.
- My parrot was just diagnosed with an STD. Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a Canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
- When I was young, my pet canary died So my mother bought another one to replace it, exactly the same, hoping that I wouldn't notice.
But I noticed.
And I killed that one too. - What disease do you get from kissing birds? Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
- Why did he have jealousy issues with his Canary Island señorita? Because she was surrounded by playas
- Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable. - What's the difference between the President and a canary in a coal mine? The President can still tweet.
- I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
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Canarial One Liners
Which canarial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canarial? I can suggest the ones about disease and vet.
- For sale: Dead canary Not going cheap
- Three canaries walk in to a bar. The barman says "Is this some kind of cheep joke ?"
- Why are Norwich City called the Canaries? Because they're the first to drop.
- What monster are miners scared of? The canary wolf.
- Today, I found out that I have Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.
- Why should you never kiss a canary? You'll get Chirpies. A verified canarial disease.
- What did the canary say when his cage broke? Cheap cheap cheap
- What does a 500 pound canary say to a cat? HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY
- What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet.
- What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary? Shredded tweet.
- What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!
- What elephant and a canary and in common? They both can't ride bicycles.
- What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)

Amusing & Witty Canarial Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about canarial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parrot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canarial pranks.
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There are no canaries on the Canary island. The same is true for the v**... Islands
There aren't any canaries there either
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What's the difference between a canary and a hamster?
The canary goes foshhh while the hamster goes fump in the vacuum.
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I went to the canary islands
... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries.
I also went to the v**... islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.
The husband came home one day and started to pack his bag.
"Where to?" asked his surprised wife.
"To the Canaries," replied the husband, "I hear there are so many women in there, they even pay a man $20 to make love to them."
Hearing this the wife started to pack too.
"And here are you heading for?" asked the husband.
"I am coming with you," said the wife, "I want to see how you can live on $40 a month."
Vinny gets pulled over for speeding on the Jersey Turnpike...
And the cop asks him for his license and registration. Now Vinny wants to get rid of the cop as fast as possible being that he's got a dead "canary" in the trunk. As he passes his wallet, he drops a $50 bill on the ground.
"I'm sorry officer was that your fifty or mine?"
The cop hands it back and says, "no, mine was a hundred".
[This was a scene from a movie I can't remember the name of.]
