Canal Jokes
38 canal jokes and hilarious canal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Look no further for a great collection of canal-themed jokes! Whether you're a fan of the Suez, Panama, or a good old-fashioned root canal, you'll have a laugh at these funny mannequin-related puns about boats coming ashore and starboard.
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Funniest Canal Short Jokes
Short canal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canal humour may include short canyon jokes also.
- It is my sad duty to report the death of my granddad, who was run over by a boat whilst swimming in a canal in Venice... Thank you to those of you who have already sent your gondolences...
- The dentist said, "You need two root canals. They'll be expensive, but I'll let you pay... ..for them for $500 a month for 36 months."
I said, "Wow, those sound like car payments."
"They are." - Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
- I wanted to make a Suez Canal joke but I couldn't get the timing right. That ship had sailed long ago.
- Q tips can cause brain damage. Be careful not to put disinformation too far into your ear canal.
- The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal.
(Mat Ewins) - So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.
- Sir, I don't think we need the Panama Canal anymore.... Why's that?
Show's all of Central America underwater, including Mexico
See? I told you we need that wall! - A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals. The field groans and says to the farmer.. You're really irrigating me
- What was the headline when a former Ghostbuster's family dug a really long ditch in his home country? A Dan, A Clan, A Canal, Canada
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Canal One Liners
Which canal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canal? I can suggest the ones about cannon and canoe.
- Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now. That ship has sailed.
- You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal? Because it's not Strait.
- I was gonna post a joke about the Suez Canal But that ship has sailed
- Where do little ships come from? From berthing canals.
- Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist? For a square root canal
- Don't insert a cotton swab in to your ear canal... Just a Q-tip
- Which is the most traveled canal in all of Europe? The birth canal.
- Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal. - Why did the banana boat go to the dentist? To get a fruit canal
- I can't stop thinking about the root canal work I need doing. It's deeply unnerving.
- A dad in Alabama says to his son... "We entered this world from the same birth canal."
- Why was the boat scared? He was on the Erie Canal.
- I once licked a pig's birth canal... **dirty** It tasted like bacon, only better.
Canal Boat Jokes
Here is a list of funny canal boat jokes and even better canal boat puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There's a new Indian open on a boat on the canal round corner from my house... ...It's called the Onion Barge.
Hilarious Fun Canal Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about canal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canal pranks.
A little boy asks his dad, "Where does p**... come from?"
His father is taken aback by the question but decides to tell the son the truth.
"Well, son," he says, "food passes down the oesophagus, enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction. Then it passes through the alimentary canal before waste enters the colon, and then it finally emerges as p**...."
"Wow," says the boy. "So where does Tigger come from?"
My mother-in-law says she's thinking of throwing herself in the canal, I hope she doesn't do anything s**....
Like changing her mind.
Two kids talking about their dads achievements
Kid1: have you heard of panama canal?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: you know my dad dug it.
Kid2: ok, thats it. Have you heard about the dead sea?
Kid1: yes
Kid2: My dad killed it.
When your canals don't work like they used to before, And I can't sweep past by your fleet, Will your cargo still remember the haste that I drove? Will your passage be blocked up for weeks?
'Cause, honey, your hull will always go slow, it's evergreen.
\~Capt. Ed Sheeran
My girlfriend told me that I got her pregnant on our trip to Venice, but I don't know if I believe her...
We only had canal s**....
A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a b**... who had begun working near the canal by his farm.
"d**... if you do, dammed if you don't."
My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice....
We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild.
I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua.
Won't yellow fever be a problem?
