Canal Jokes

Funniest Canal Short Jokes

Short canal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canal humour may include short canyon jokes also.

1. It is my sad duty to report the death of my granddad, who was run over by a boat whilst swimming in a canal in Venice... Thank you to those of you who have already sent your gondolences...
2. The dentist said, "You need two root canals. They'll be expensive, but I'll let you pay... ..for them for $500 a month for 36 months."
   I said, "Wow, those sound like car payments."
   "They are."
3. Q tips can cause brain damage. Be careful not to put disinformation too far into your ear canal.
4. The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal.
   (Mat Ewins)
5. So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.
6. Sir, I don't think we need the Panama Canal anymore.... Why's that?
   Show's all of Central America underwater, including Mexico
   See? I told you we need that wall!
7. A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals. The field groans and says to the farmer.. You're really irrigating me
8. What was the headline when a former Ghostbuster's family dug a really long ditch in his home country? A Dan, A Clan, A Canal, Canada
9. There's a new Indian open on a boat on the canal round corner from my house... ...It's called the Onion Barge.
10. My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice.... We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild.

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Canal One Liners

Which canal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canal? I can suggest the ones about canoe and cable.

1. Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now. That ship has sailed.
2. You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal? Because it's not Strait.
3. I was gonna post a joke about the Suez Canal But that ship has sailed
4. Where do little ships come from? From berthing canals.
5. Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist? For a square root canal
6. Don't insert a cotton swab in to your ear canal... Just a Q-tip
7. Which is the most traveled canal in all of Europe? The birth canal.
8. Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
   A: To get a root canal.
9. Why did the banana boat go to the dentist? To get a fruit canal
10. I can't stop thinking about the root canal work I need doing. It's deeply unnerving.
11. A dad in Alabama says to his son... "We entered this world from the same birth canal."
12. Why was the boat scared? He was on the Erie Canal.
13. I once licked a pig's birth canal... **dirty** It tasted like bacon, only better.

Hilarious Fun Canal Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about canal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean channel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canal pranks.