The Best 24 Canal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canal jokes. There are some canal river jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canal root canal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canal Jokes and Puns

Sir, I don't think we need the Panama Canal anymore....

Why's that?

Show's all of Central America underwater, including Mexico

See? I told you we need that wall!

My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice....

We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild.

Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist?

For a square root canal

Canal joke, Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist?

I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua.

Won't yellow fever be a problem?

So a dentist just finished his first root canal...

I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.


Two kids talking about their dads achievements

Kid1: have you heard of panama canal?

Kid2: yes.

Kid1: you know my dad dug it.

Kid2: ok, thats it. Have you heard about the dead sea?

Kid1: yes

Kid2: My dad killed it.

The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike

She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal.

(Mat Ewins)

Canal joke, The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike

A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm.

"Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."

There's a new Indian open on a boat on the canal round corner from my house...

...It's called the Onion Barge.

Which is the most traveled canal in all of Europe?

The birth canal.

It is my sad duty to report the death of my granddad, who was run over by a boat whilst swimming in a canal in Venice...

Thank you to those of you who have already sent your gondolences...

You can explore canal starboard reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean canal riverbank dad jokes. There are also canal puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My girlfriend told me that I got her pregnant on our trip to Venice, but I don't know if I believe her...

We only had canal sex.

Why did the banana boat go to the dentist?

To get a fruit canal

Don't insert a cotton swab in to your ear canal...

Just a Q-tip

A little boy asks his dad, "Where does poo come from?"

His father is taken aback by the question but decides to tell the son the truth.

"Well, son," he says, "food passes down the oesophagus, enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction. Then it passes through the alimentary canal before waste enters the colon, and then it finally emerges as poo."

"Wow," says the boy. "So where does Tigger come from?"

What was the headline when a former Ghostbuster's family dug a really long ditch in his home country?

A Dan, A Clan, A Canal, Canada

Canal joke, What was the headline when a former Ghostbuster's family dug a really long ditch in his home country

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Q tips can cause brain damage.

Be careful not to put disinformation too far into your ear canal.

When your canals don't work like they used to before, And I can't sweep past by your fleet, Will your cargo still remember the haste that I drove? Will your passage be blocked up for weeks?

'Cause, honey, your hull will always go slow, it's evergreen.



\~Capt. Ed Sheeran


Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now.

That ship has sailed.

I was gonna post a joke about the Suez Canal

But that ship has sailed

You know why it's so hard to steer through the Suez Canal?

Because it's not Strait.

I wanted to make a Suez Canal joke but I couldn't get the timing right.

That ship had sailed long ago.

My mother-in-law says she's thinking of throwing herself in the canal, I hope she doesn't do anything stupid.

Like changing her mind.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canal aft jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working canal panama canal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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