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You say "Please get out of the pool."
AA, Eh
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message.
I know i need to work on my execution.
Triple Eh's.
In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -
"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."
But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the punchline is but can't.
Because Canadians say "Eh", and Mexicans say "Ci".
Triple Eh!
But so what? So are Canadians.
They called it Tuesday.
Type "eh"
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Eh-1
(Sorry)
They don't have the right to bare arms
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are.
In the NB - "eh"
The first one sees a boot in a nearby snowbank and says:
"Look, a boot"
The second one replies:
"About what?"
The eh'nus.
Grade eh?
They do, however, say "zed".
Too many thank-you notes.
Ask them to get out of the pool.
Say "Get out of the pool."
"Please Get Out The Pool"
When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
..may pull leaves.
"And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"
... you can spot them 1.6 kilometres away.
It's because every time someone tells us they're American, we say "oh, sorry."
America
You ask them to leave.
"Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"
Why don't Americans say "B"?
Seal
My account was hacked the other day. The poster was so polite that he sent me a message to ask me if he could post through my account.
Thank God for the Canadians..
So they can both watch the hockey game.
IPA
Because of all their sore E's
You ask them to please get out of the pool.
It's called Eh Eh.
Because of all the moose.
does that mean Americans say "b"?ο»Ώ
B positive A
An American "A" is a Canadian "Eh."
Canadians know that the universe revolves around Toronto
An apology
...so they talked it over and resolved their differences because they are both Canadians.
A moose
Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.
Because they always bring their eh Game.
They always have to end with A.
there's a whole lot of Canadians bakin
They'll be sorry.
Because they are so apple-lo-gitech
The american asks: Is it true that Canadians apologise a lot?
The Canadian thought about it for a while, shook his head, and replied:
I'm sorry, I don't know
For free.
Sorry!
Their beer is stronger.
Because they're type eh?
When the first guy asks the other If you had to be one star in the night sky, which one would you be, eh?
The second guy thinks for a moment and says I'd probably be the brightest star in the sky.
To which the first guy quickly responds You can't be Sirius A!
Because zero degrees in Canada is the same as 32 in the States.
They're still there
They always bring their eh game
Because they always get strait eh's
Moose Code.
They are excellent at apologizing for everything, even if it is not their own fault.
It's common-sense, eh?
A work buddy of mine is Canadian and he told me This joke that I found pretty funny. I am American.
"There are only two things Canadians are proud of. That they're Canadian. And that they aren't American"
... that's not really Trudeau.
The U.S Eh
So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.
Its pronounced Lou-is-villβ¦obviously The oilman from Alberta says
No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee! The guy from Quebec retorts.
They stop at a Burger King for lunch while they're in town. How do you pronounce the name of this place? Say it real slow, we're having an argument we want you to settle.
The kid at the counter takes a deep breath and says⦠burr-gerr-king
They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.
IPA
Ok (oak-eh)
You say "hey everyone it's time to get out of the pool now"
I guess she's eh-sexual.
Because Canadians don't know about Arkansas.
So they both watch the hockey game.
You say, Please get out of the pool.
They're on the Highway to Hull.
(Canadians will get this joke)
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