The Best 6 Canadian Thanksgiving Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canadian Thanksgiving jokes. There are some canadian thanksgiving jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canadian thanksgiving puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canadian Thanksgiving Jokes and Puns

As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.

I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

What did the rednecks do for thanksgiving?

Pump kin pie.

All Canadians are hipsters

because they all celebrated Thanksgiving a month before it was cool.

In honour of canadian thanksgiving...

I will be tickling the turkey instead of choking the chicken all day today

Why do Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving earlier than the USA?

To be thankful they're are not part of the USA.


It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend

...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canadian thanksgiving jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working canadian thanksgiving piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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