Canadian Polite Jokes

Funniest Canadian Polite Short Jokes

Short canadian polite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canadian polite humour may include short french canadian jokes also.

1. Canadians are always viewed as nice and polite but so help me, if they invade the US... They'll be sorry.
2. I once lived with a Canadian family for a year... They didn't want me to, but were too polite to ask me to leave!
3. Account hacked My account was hacked the other day. The poster was so polite that he sent me a message to ask me if he could post through my account.
   Thank God for the Canadians..
4. How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
5. If a Canadian burps and says excuse me... But no one hears him.. is he really being polite?
6. Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.

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Canadian Polite One Liners

Which canadian polite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canadian polite? I can suggest the ones about canadian eh and canadian moose.

1. What do you call a polite pig? Canadian Bacon.
2. I heard there's a scandal in Canadian politics. Is it true though?
3. You know how Canadians are always polite. I got a Canadian Aunt and her name is Carol.
4. How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets? You ask him politely.

Canadian Polite Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about canadian polite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean only in canada jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canadian polite pranks.