Canadian Moose Jokes
19 canadian moose jokes and hilarious canadian moose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canadian moose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Canadian Moose Short Jokes
Short canadian moose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canadian moose humour may include short moose jokes also.
- Scotsman on holiday: what's yon beast over there? Canadian: That's a moose!
Scotsman: Och, If that's a moose, how big are your cats? - I was very confused the other dah I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a "moose limb". Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess.
- How did the Americans know the latest s**... b**... was perpetrated by a Canadian Islamic extremist? Because, at the center of the detonation site, they found a moose-limb.
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Canadian Moose One Liners
Which canadian moose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canadian moose? I can suggest the ones about moose hunting and canadian hockey.
- Why do Canadians always have such good hair? Because of all the moose.
- What do you call a group of Canadian cows? Moose.
- What do the Canadians use to hang themselves A moose
- What did Canadians use to communicate during the various wars they fought? Moose Code.
- What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose
- Things my fiancée says: What do the Canadian jihadist say? Moose-lamb.
- What brand of v**... does a Canadian drink? Grey Moose
Heartwarming Canadian Moose Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about canadian moose you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean canadian polite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canadian moose pranks.
A Scotsman goes to visit his Canadian cousin
They're out walking in the wilderness, when suddenly this huge moose walks past them. The Scotsman, having never seen one before, is astounded.
"What the b**... h**... was that?" he asks.
"Oh, that?" the Canadian replies. "That's just one of our Canadian moose."
"Good God," the Scotsman cries, "if that's a moose, how big are your rats?!"
Polish Moose Hunt
Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose. The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both. And he had exactly the same airplane as yours." Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.
However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness. Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the c**.... After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"
Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Some Mexicans were hunting moose in Canada for the first time and their first day out they shot a giant beautiful one with huge antlers.
They each grabbed a side of the antlers and started dragging it back to their truck snagging and catching small trees and bushes and making little progress. A Canadian saw them doing this and told them it would be easier if they dragged the moose by it's feet.
They took his advice and the antlers stopped getting caught on everything when they dragged it.
After awhile one Mexican said to the other
"This works really great but we keep getting further and further away from the truck"