The Best 8 Canadian Moose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canadian Moose jokes. There are some canadian moose canadian province jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canadian moose winnipeg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canadian Moose Jokes and Puns

Scotsman on holiday: what's yon beast over there?

Canadian: That's a moose!

Scotsman: Och, If that's a moose, how big are your cats?

Why do Canadians always have such good hair?

Because of all the moose.

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What do the Canadians use to hang themselves

A moose

What did Canadians use to communicate during the various wars they fought?

Moose Code.


How did the Americans know the latest suicide bombing was perpetrated by a Canadian Islamic extremist?

Because, at the center of the detonation site, they found a moose-limb.

I was very confused the other dah

I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a "moose limb". Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess.

Polish Moose Hunt

Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose. The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both. And he had exactly the same airplane as yours." Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness. Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"

Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canadian moose quebec jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working canadian moose alberta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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