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So they can both watch the hockey game.
Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.
Because they last for 3 periods.
The blimp starts falling out of the sky, so the three men start throwing anything they brought that they don't need.
The Canadian says, "there's too many of these in my country," and throws a bunch of hockey sticks out of the blimp.
The Mexican says, "There's too many of these in my country," and throws out his sombrero.
The American says, "There's too many of these in my country,"...
And throws the Mexican off the blimp.
And a hockey game broke out :(
So they both watch the hockey game.
They want to watch the hockey match, too.
Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.
I'm sorry.
Hockey players shower after 3 periods.
Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks.
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So they can both watch the hockey game!
...and suddenly an ice hockey game broke out
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