Canadian Hockey Jokes
25 canadian hockey jokes and hilarious canadian hockey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canadian hockey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Canadian Hockey Short Jokes
Short canadian hockey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canadian hockey humour may include short hockey jokes also.
- Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey? Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.
- Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons? Because they last for 3 periods.
- There's three things you should know about me, I'm Canadian, I watch Hockey, and... I'm sorry.
- What's the difference between a hockey player and a french canadian woman? Hockey players shower after 3 periods.
- Do you know why Canadian women like it d**...? They want to watch the hockey match, too.
- What do you call a bunch of r**... Canadians playing Minecraft? Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks.
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Canadian Hockey One Liners
Which canadian hockey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canadian hockey? I can suggest the ones about women hockey and hockey team.
- I went to a Canadian fight one time And a hockey game broke out :(
- Why do Canadians like the rear-entry position? So they can both watch the hockey game!
- I watched a Canadian fight one time... ...and suddenly an ice hockey game broke out
- What did an Asian Canadian hockey fan say in a fight? Puck you
- How did the Canadian win the hockey game? He took stEHreroids
- Why do Canadians always do it d**...? So they can both watch the hockey game.
- Canadian women like it d**.... So they can watch the hockey game, too.
- why do Canadians have s**... d**...? So they both watch the hockey game.
- Dog Why do Canadian's do it d**...? So they can both watch the hockey game.
The Funniest Canadian Hockey Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about canadian hockey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ice hockey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canadian hockey pranks.
There's a Mexican, An American and a Canadian on a blimp...
The blimp starts falling out of the sky, so the three men start throwing anything they brought that they don't need.
The Canadian says, "there's too many of these in my country," and throws a bunch of hockey sticks out of the blimp.
The Mexican says, "There's too many of these in my country," and throws out his sombrero.
The American says, "There's too many of these in my country,"...
And throws the Mexican off the blimp.
A Canadian, an American, and a Pakistani are wandering through the desert
They're wandering along hoping to find some water or a ride out of the vast desert. As they trot along, the Canadian kicks a metal lamp that was buried in the sand. They pick it up and rub it, then out pops a genie.
The genie says, "since there are three men present I will grant you all one wish."
The Canadian quickly replies, " Good sir, if it's not too much trouble, I wish for Canada to thrive forever and always. May our lands be fertile, our hockey teams excellent, and our people even better." The genie nods his head and it is done.
The Pakistani insists on going next. He says, "Oh powerful djinn, I ask that you would surround the entire Muslim world with a wall so high that no western influence, soliders or bombs could corrupt or change our way of life. I pray that the Muslim people would be free to do as they wished forever and ever." The genie nods his head and it is done.
The American says, "fill his wall with water."