Canadian Geese Jokes
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God and Canadians
When God made Canadians, he made them polite, peace-loving, and nice.
But the Devil said, "you are disturbing the balance of nature".
God thought about it, and said, "you are right. But I don't want to undo my work."
Devil: "well, there is only one way to fix this."
So God created Canadian Geese.
What do Canadian geese, and Canadian truckers have in common?
They block the roads and honk
How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Canadian geese are very easy to find...
They are always saying sorry
Canadian geese
Ruining the good name of Canadians everywhere
[TIL] The scientific reason Canadian geese flight pattern is always more geese on one side.
Geese can't count
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