Canadian Eh Jokes
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- I always thought Americans should say "B". Because Canadians say "Eh", and Mexicans say "Ci".
- Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym. After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"
The other said, "What for?" - A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?" And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."
- Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey? Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.
- Have you hear about the new Canadian strain of Covid-19? Most people infected are eh symptomatic.
- Pork, eh? A Canadian guy walked into the kitchen and saw his Mexican roommate having dinner, so he said to him, "pork, eh?" And the the roommate said, "porque me gusta."
- What's a Canadian frogs favorite game to play? Croak- Eh
- How was the Canadian able to put out a fire while vacationing in Mexico? With the help of a hose eh.
- What do you call a Canadian gym? A YMC, eh?
- What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?
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Canadian Eh One Liners
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- I just passed by Canadian citizenship test! I got an eh +
- Why are Canadians so good at sports? They always bring their eh game
- Got the results for my Canadian citizenship test Straight eh's
- What blood type do Canadians have? Type "eh"
- My Canadian friend did really well on an exam He got an Eh
- What's the most Canadian Battery? Triple Eh!
- Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y? Because why emcee, eh?
- Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh
- I can always tell if someone is Canadian. I've got eh-dar
- Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs
- Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh.
- What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?
- Roses are... Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
i'm colourblind,
and Canadian, eh? - What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones? Phil, eh?
- What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!
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What does a gay Canadian have?
Eh-ds
How did Canada pick its name?
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message.
I know i need to work on my execution.
Do you know what a Canadian's favourite gun is?
Eh-K-47
What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?
Triple Eh's.
The Naming of Canada
When Sir John A. McDonald and his cronies were trying to figure out a new name for our (soon-to-be) great country, someone had a (typically Canadian) idea:
"Let's put all the letters into a hat and draw three of them.
That will be the new name of this place ..."
So they did ...
The first letter is pulled, and our hero shouts - "C" eh!?
The second letter is pulled, and our hero shouts - "N" eh!?
The third letter is pulled, and our hero shouts - "D" eh!?
Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down.
Triple Eh!
What do you call a Canadian p**...?
Jose
(h**... eh?)
What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil?
Da rude "eh" sandstorm
What is a Canadian's favourite letter?
Eh?
What did the Canadian pick up at Home Depot to help him in his garden?
A Hose, eh
What does a Canadian Atheist say?
Eh?
- Eh Eh Lewis
What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?
Chic-fil, eh?
Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit?
"Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"
While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian...
I guess you could say I'm Eh-s**....
What do Canadians put on their steaks?
Eh-1
(Sorry)
What do Canadian squirrels eat?
Eh-corns.
What do you call a Canadian in outer space?
An Eh-lien!
Where do Canadians play Basketball?
In the NB - "eh"
What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?
Sorry, eh.
A madame is managing a w**... . . .
. . . when she sees a new john come in. She sends over her newest girl. The madame sees her sit on his lap and flirt a bit. Then he wispers something in her ear. She looks horrified and yells, "Oh God no!" and runs away.
The madame thinks, O.K., this guy is a little k**.... So she sends over one of her more experienced gals. She sits on his lap, he whispers in her ear, and she shouts "Are you kidding me!" and storms off.
At this point, the madame thinks alright, this guy is a freak. She sends in her skankiest gal who has seen and done every s**... act known to man. She sits on his lap, he whispers in his ear, and she stands up and slaps him in the face and hurries away.
The madame can't stand it anymore. She goes up to the john and demands, "What have you been whispering in my girls' ears?!"
He replies sheepishly, "Sorry, eh? I just wanted to know if I could pay in Canadian dollars."
What's a Canadians favorite hole for s**...?
The eh'nus.
Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
What car insurance do Canadians have?
Triple 'eh'
What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?
Pork, eh?
Eh?
This was originally a tech support tale but I thought it was funny enough to turn into a joke.
>Speaking to a Canadian: "Hit Ctrl+A."
>Canadian: "Okay, I hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?"
What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?
Puré-eh
Coworker1: Yes! I found the bug that was inserting 'A' into all my messages.
Coworker2: Eh? Was it Canadian?
What do you call a Canadian that'll only sleep with other Canadians?
Eh-s**....
What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?
Where the "eh" is in the sentence.
Canadian: "How you doin, eh?"
Italian: "Eh! How you doin?"
How do Canadians say Milky Way?
Milky Eh.... Get it?
What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?
Type Eh.
What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?
Hard eh.
I s**... identify as a Canadian...
I'm eh-s**....
What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?
Eh.
How many days are there in Canadian February?
About Twenty, eh.
What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?
The Illuminat-Eh!
I got an STD from a Canadian woman
Hepatitis eh.
What is a Canadians favorite letter?
The letter before B, eh?
How do Canadians have phone s**...?
With aboot eh call
What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?
Eh-men
Why do Canadians make the best senseis?
Because they make the most sense, eh?
What do hoppy beers and Canadian urinals have in common?
I pee, eh
What does a Canadian say before her periods.
Eh
How do Canadians pronounce 3 A's?
A, A, Eh?
The Canadian Alphabet
Ay through Zed, eh?
What kind of beer does a Canadian network admin drink?
IP, eh?
What do you call a rude Canadian?
An eh-hole.
How do you know that Canadians don't have a genetic code?
There's no D in Eh!
Here in Michigan's Upper Peninsula we have a program for recovering Canadians.
It's called Eh Eh.
What do you call the ghost of a lewd Canadian rooster?
Boo-c**...-Eh? But only if you want him to come.
How can you tell the difference between a Canadian and a New Yorker?
New Yorker says: Eh! Get off my car...
Canadian says: Get off my car, eh...
What's a Canadian's favourite rap song?
Eh bay bay.
Did you hear Microsoft has improved the startup time of their Canadian tablets?
Aboot time, eh?
How did Canada get it's name?
Well three Canadian men decided to put a bunch of letters in a hat. They each picked out one letter and proceeded to say what they got...
Canadian1: I got C eh
Canadian2: I got N eh
Canadian3: I got d eh
How much do Canadians like Tim Horton's?
A lot, eh
Where do Canadians buy their chicken?
Chick-Fil-Eh
Why'd the blind Canadian think he had a gardener?
He kept hearing his wife ask, Where's that hose, eh?
What sound does a Canadian girl make when you are going down on her
Eh
Why don't Canadians find Americans attractive?
An American "A" is a Canadian "Eh."
What do you call a hoppy Canadian craft beer?
An IP-Eh?
What is the highest grade a Canadian can get?
Eh
What do you call a Canadian with sunburn
A Dual Citizen, Eh?
Why do Canadians do well in the Winter Olympics?
Because they always bring their eh Game.
this weekend I met a Canadian Pirate
I asked him how his name is spelled and he answered "Arrr, eh. Why?"
What do you call an average Canadian tree?
An oak eh
How do you know a Goose is Canadian?
He goes
Honk, eh!
