The Best 35 Canadian Eh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canadian Eh jokes. There are some canadian eh saskatchewan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canadian eh manitoba puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canadian Eh Jokes and Puns

I just passed by Canadian citizenship test!

I got an eh +

I always thought Americans should say "B".

Because Canadians say "Eh", and Mexicans say "Ci".

Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym.

After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.

One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"

The other said, "What for?"

Why are Canadians so good at sports?

They always bring their eh game

A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"

And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."

I sexually identify as a Canadian...

I'm eh-sexual.

Got the results for my Canadian citizenship test

Straight eh's

What do you call a Mexican-Canadian pimp business?

Hoes, eh?

My friend said she's only attracted to Canadians.

I guess she's eh-sexual.

What blood type do Canadians have?

Type "eh"

My Canadian friend did really well on an exam

He got an Eh

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What's the most Canadian Battery?

Triple Eh!

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh?

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?

Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.

A Canadian visits a small church while on holiday in Scotland.

The Canadian is intrigued by the intricately carved pulpit and, being something of a history buff, would like to know more about it so approaches the little old vicar.

"Excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to tell me what the pulpit is made of?"

"Aye. Wood."

"You would?"

"Nay yew, is oak."

"Oak? Eh?"

"Glad to have helped."

Why is the Canadian school system broken

because they only give out ehs

Have you hear about the new Canadian strain of Covid-19?

Most people infected are eh symptomatic.

While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian...

I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual.

Canadian castles...

They really aren't my fort-eh.

What does Canadian Fonzie say?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?

Roses are...

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
i'm colourblind,
and Canadian, eh?

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

Pork, eh?

A Canadian guy walked into the kitchen and saw his Mexican roommate having dinner, so he said to him, "pork, eh?" And the the roommate said, "porque me gusta."

What's a Canadian frogs favorite game to play?

Croak- Eh

What do you call a Canadian gym?

A YMC, eh?

(OC) A devout christian Canadian man is walking down the street when a group of Latino male prostitutes walk up to him and ask if he wants to have a good time...

The Canadian man quickly shooed them away yelling as they went "No way hoes eh"

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh?

What do you call a Canadian cartoon?



This was originally a tech support tale but I thought it was funny enough to turn into a joke.

>Speaking to a Canadian: "Hit Ctrl+A."

>Canadian: "Okay, I hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?"

What do Canadians put on their steaks?



How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message.

I know i need to work on my execution.

What days do Canadian stoners like the best?

I'm pretty sure they're all fried, eh?

What do you call a stoned Canadian before the weekend?

Fried, eh?

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