Canadia Jokes
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Canadian visits friend in the states
Canadian: "How is it 30 degrees here in October?"
Friend: "The real question is, how is it 30 degrees THERE in October?"
What does Canadian Fonzie say?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?
A Canadian and a Saudi Arabian had a baby...
They named it Yasir Youbetcha
Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?
AA, Eh
If you're Canadian before you enter the bathroom, and American when you leave, what are you inside?
European!
Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater?
He knew Nunavut was real.
Who's the most canadian actor?
T. Hanks
A Canadian in New York
A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW" were heard.
Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised".
What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?
It was Oak, Eh!
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Canadian h**...
Ehdolf
Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?
Because why emcee, eh?
Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons?
Because they last for 3 periods.
Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down.
Triple Eh!
Canadian summer
I asked my Canadian buddy "Did you have a good summer?"
He said "No! I was working that day."
The most Canadian joke i know
How did the newfie die of ice fishing?
He got hit by the zamboni!
What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?
Greh.
Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit?
"Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"
What do Canadians put on their steaks?
Eh-1
(Sorry)
Canadian castles...
They really aren't my fort-eh.
A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"
And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."
Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?
They don't have the right to bare arms
As a Canadian, we have the best neighbour.
Thanks for being there for us Greenland.
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