I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
Those damn moose limbs.
Then you'll all be sorry
Mexico & Canada
Then you'll all be sorry
Is the letter A
Being in Canada helped.
I'm so fucking glad I live in Canada.
cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
In both countries, it's legal to get stoned.
But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.
At the end of a great day on the slopes, he retired to the local tavern. After getting six whiskeys in him he stood up and turned around to discover a large, stuffed animal head with giant antlers hanging from the wall.
"Barkeep," he said, "what the hell is that?"
The bartender said, "Oh that's a moose!"
The Scotsman bugged out his eyes and cried, "Holy crap! How big are the cats?!"
It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.
Everybody will be sorry.
Now I know how Canada feels
We call them "three seasoners".
They don't make it through the fourth.
*Nunavut*
Unable to come up with any ideas, they decided the best course of action would be to draw random letters out of a hat.
One man pulled out a letter, cleared his throat, and read,
"C, eh."
The letter was written down. The man pulled out another letter and read,
"N, eh."
This, too, was recorded. The man drew one more letter and read,
"D, eh."
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall. He asks the barman, "What the fuck is that?".
The barman says, "It's a Moose." The Scottish chap says, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?"
All the 4 founding hosiers were sitting around and no one could agree on a name. They finally decided to put a bunch of letters in a hat and 3 people would draw one out at a time while the last transcribed the name.
The first guy drew and read, "C, eh?"
The next drew, "N, eh?"
Finally the last maple head drew and said, "D, eh?"
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump.
It was 3 guys sitting around a table and the first guy goes, "what about a C, eh?" the second guy says "yea what about an N eh?" and the last guy says "what about a D eh?"
I don't know if this has been told here before but it's definitely my goto joke.
The first prime minister went up on stage and started pulling letters and announcing them to the crowd. "C, eh?"..."N, eh?"..."D, eh?"
It's my favorite day of the year!
Apollo G
I guess the title "12.8748 Kilometer" just isn't as catchy.
It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
There was an elderly couple who lived in a small house, right smack dab on the U.S. and Canadian border. For several years the two goverments had argued over which nation the house belonged to. One day the elderly couple recived a letter stating that they were now considered full American citizens and there property was deemed as American soil. After reading this the old woman looks to her husband as says "Thank goodness, No more of those cold Canadian winters.
Its called the United States.
México & Canada
Nunavut.
Make him run across Canada. (sorry)
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the
crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we
are?"
Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Me and my dad! Merry Christmas from the Alabama of the north, Alberta Canada .
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