Canada Immigration Jokes
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How did a Chinese guy have a Tamil name:
I recently met a Chinese man in Toronto and got to know that his name was "Kannaswami .
I asked him, "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said -"Many, many years ago when I first went to Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil r**....
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?"
He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked "What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting".
Canada's immigration centre has a new slogan
You'll be sorry
What do you call a Mexican who has immigrated to Canada?
a runner with a lot of stamina
I thanked Canada after I immigrated.
They said "You're welcome".
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A group of i**... immigrants was caught at the Southern border...
...when questioned by the authority, the group replied:
"We're actually trying to get to Canada now, but US is in the way."
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This just in. i**... immigrants have been caught on the border of
Canada. They're being sent back south to US.
Undefined illness
Who said that health care in Canada was not up to par???
A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."
The doctor examines him and then says:
"You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage.
Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 3 days later and says "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "You were homesick."
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