Canada Dry Jokes
18 canada dry jokes and hilarious canada dry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about canada dry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Canada Dry Short Jokes
Short canada dry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The canada dry humour may include short canada day jokes also.
- I was thirsty one day and someone said, "Drink Canada Dry." Man they got alot of water up there..
- I saw an Irishman while visiting Montreal. When I asked what he was doing there he replied I saw an advertisement that said Drink Canada Dry so I thought I'd give it a go.
- I tried to go to Canada but they wouldn't let me in. Because last time I was there I drank Canada Dry.
- My father was never home... He once saw a sign that read, "Drink Canada Dry!" So he went up there, and he did.
- I saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry" Just finished the Maritimes, now I'm making my way west
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Canada Dry One Liners
Which canada dry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canada dry? I can suggest the ones about only in canada and canadian hockey.
- Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
- My redhead friend named Albert drinks Canada Dry every day I call him Ginger Al
- What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.
- My alcoholic uncle saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry" He went up there!
- The slogan for Canada Dry should be "I hope you feel better."
- What do you call someone from quebec who's still a v**... Canada Dry
Canada Dry Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about canada dry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dry martini jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canada dry pranks.
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old woman, was nervous
So he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves:
Do you know how they make these gloves? He asked.
No, I don't. She replied.
Well. He spoofed. There's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, Then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.
She didn't crack a smile.
Oh, well.. I tried. He thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
What's so funny? He asked.
She replied. I was just envisioning how condoms are made!