The Best 24 Canada Day Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Canada Day jokes. There are some canada day country jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these canada day canada puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Canada Day Jokes and Puns

One day, Canada will become a superpower and take over the whole world

Then you'll all be sorry

One day Canada will rule the world

Then you'll all be sorry

One day Canada will conquer the world.

Everybody will be sorry.

I love summer in Canada!

It's my favorite day of the year!

Cold Cold Canada.

There was an elderly couple who lived in a small house, right smack dab on the U.S. and Canadian border. For several years the two goverments had argued over which nation the house belonged to. One day the elderly couple recived a letter stating that they were now considered full American citizens and there property was deemed as American soil. After reading this the old woman looks to her husband as says "Thank goodness, No more of those cold Canadian winters.


People are currently shooting fireworks off in my neighborhood. I'm usually all for shooting fireworks to celebrate the founding of the greatest nation on Earth, but come on...

Canada Day was yesterday!

One day Canada will take over the world

Then you'll all be sorry

Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided...

...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand.

A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing trip to Canada.

After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall... He asks the bartender, "What the fock is that?"

The bartender replies, "It's a moose."

The Scottish chap shouts back, "Fock me! How big are the cats here?"

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide.

On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles.

"We're lost!" One of the men complained. "I thought you said you were the best guide in the United States."

"I am," the guide answered, "but I think we may have wandered into Canada

I was thirsty one day and someone said, "Drink Canada Dry."

Man they got alot of water up there..

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The only time kids are shot in school in Canada is..

Picture day

An Arabic man goes to visit his friend in Canada.

First they go out to lunch and the Arabic man orders a Bebsi and a bizza . His friend corrected him and said it was Pepsi and pizza.
The next day, they went to camp in the woods. The Arab goes to pee and comes running back.
What happened?! exclaimed his friend.
I saw a pear!

Here is a Canada day joke! How do you get 50 rowdy drunk Canadians out of a pool?

You ask them to please get out of the pool.

Nation dialogue

You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to go Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey that was leftover from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved them, but it exploded. My mom says that Iran out of diversity with food, and that I needed to expand on that. She also mentioned we need to get groceries. I said "Denmark my words, I shall go to the grocery store!".

In a historic day for Canada, Ontario held a Provincial Election on the same day the Senate passed the Cannabis Legalization Act.

Turnout was high.

My redhead friend named Albert drinks Canada Dry every day

I call him Ginger Al

One day Canada will conquer the galaxy...

And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*.

WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND

So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, "C eh, N eh, D eh."


What can you say to and get from an LGBT couple in Canada these days?

Hi gaze.

What day is it in Canada today?

Weed-nes-day

One day, Canada will become a super power and take over the world

I went to Canada the other day, it was great to hear how conscientious they are about taking care of others, especially crazy people.

Everyone keeps saying that they have to save every loonie

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the canada day year jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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