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  1. Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Thank god I live in Canada
  2. Somebody made a cake shaped like Canada, and sliced it to match the province/territory borders I said I wanted the largest piece, but they told me I could have none of it
  3. Below our Southern border is filled with chaos, violence, and corruption. The government is in shambles and the people are always fighting amongst themselves. Thank god I live in Canada.
  4. What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico.
    (Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)
  5. No matter who wins the election they are going to have a build a wall on the southern border of Canada.
  6. If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada.
  7. I was crossing the border from USA to Canada, and the border patrol Mountie asked me if I had any guns. I said, what do you need?
    Steve Wright gets credit
  8. Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different. At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."
  9. A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? Doesn't matter as long as they aren't caught
  10. Call me a racist if you must, but south of the border is nothing but a land of corruption, violence and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole I'm extremely lucky to be from Canada

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Canada Border One Liners

Which canada border one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with canada border? I can suggest the ones about mexico border and mexican border.

  1. What borders stupidity? Mexico & Canada
  2. What borders on silly? México & Canada
  3. I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada.
  4. What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico

    (German Joke)
  5. What borders on insanity? Canada and Mexico
  6. Why did the US citizen cross the road? To cross the border into Canada.
  7. What borders obesity? Mexico and Canada
  8. What do you call a Mexican in Canada? ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!
  9. Apparently, Canada has the world's thickest border... With Mexico.
  10. What borders at stupidity? Canada and Mexico.
    With kind regards from my math teacher
  11. You know what borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico.
  12. Who celebrates thanksgiving in Canada? All the turkeys that made it across the border.
  13. What's Canada's best natural beauty? The American border.
  14. What borders on with disbelief? Canada

Canada Border Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about canada border you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean border crossing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make canada border pranks.

People are always saying Americans are fat, violent, and above all else, s**...

But every time I see one of those statistics maps about how terrible we are, there's this little country on the northwest border of Canada that's just as bad as we are.

Cold Cold Canada.

There was an elderly couple who lived in a small house, right s**... dab on the U.S. and Canadian border. For several years the two goverments had argued over which nation the house belonged to. One day the elderly couple recived a letter stating that they were now considered full American citizens and there property was deemed as American soil. After reading this the old woman looks to her husband as says "Thank goodness, No more of those cold Canadian winters.

Border Guard

An American couple was crossing the border into Canada. The border guard notices that the wife's white skin is red and blue from a beating. So the border guard says to the husband, "You better not be doing that here in Canada Eh, cause those colours don't fly here".

We need a wall right now. There is a crazed horde of savages at the southern border just waiting to stomp our country flat. They are murderers and rapists and terrorists! And some might be good people.

Canada really needs a wall right now.

South of the border

You know what, I don't care what people say but south of the border there is the country with senseless violence, looting, drugs etc. that I would not dare to touch with a ten feet pole!
I am so happy I live in Canada!

Border crossing

I was driving back to Canada with my family when we came to the border. After a short wait in line, we get to the guard booth, and he asks if I have anything to declare. With a sigh, I turn to my wife and say, "Honey, I want a divorce."

A group of i**... immigrants was caught at the Southern border...

...when questioned by the authority, the group replied:
"We're actually trying to get to Canada now, but US is in the way."

This just in. i**... immigrants have been caught on the border of

Canada. They're being sent back south to US.

Soup for the Mind in riddle form

1. a rooster lays an egg at the very top of a pointed roof. which way does the egg roll??
2. A plane crashes directly in the middle of the border between Canada and U.S.A. where where the survivors buried?
3. Two babys were born from the same mother, on the same day, of the same year, on the same minute, yet were not twins... how is this possible??
1. roosters dont lay eggs, hens do
2. the survivors wouldnt need to be buried, the dead would
3. they were part of a triplet,not twins
i know they are old and easy, but better ones WILL come.