Cana Jokes
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What does Canadian Fonzie say?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?
How did they name Canada?
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?
AA, Eh
If you're Canadian before you enter the bathroom, and American when you leave, what are you inside?
European!
Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater?
He knew Nunavut was real.
Who's the most canadian actor?
T. Hanks
Three canaries walk in to a bar.
The barman says "Is this some kind of cheep joke ?"
What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?
It was Oak, Eh!
How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?
Nunavut.
Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?
Because why emcee, eh?
Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons?
Because they last for 3 periods.
Canadian summer
I asked my Canadian buddy "Did you have a good summer?"
He said "No! I was working that day."
The most Canadian joke i know
How did the newfie die of ice fishing?
He got hit by the zamboni!
How did Canada get its name?
They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out " 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh".
Canada was like, "This is all part of the Northwest Territories,"
but the Inuit were having Nunavut.
Canada could have had the best of three worlds.
They could have had American technology, French cuisine, and British culture.
Instead they have French technology, British cuisine, and American culture.
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I went to the canary islands
... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries.
I also went to the v**... islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.
Canadian castles...
They really aren't my fort-eh.
A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"
And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."
Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?
They don't have the right to bare arms
A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works
It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.
When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all...
...I guess Canada fears change
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Cana One Liners
Which cana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cana? I can suggest the ones about biblical and steppe.
- What do you get when you remove the last two letters of Canada? You get Cana. Duh.
- What did Bobby feel after smoking m**...? Cana-bliss
