The Best 67 Cana Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cana Jokes and Puns
What does Canadian Fonzie say?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?
How did they name Canada?
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?
AA, Eh
How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater?
He knew Nunavut was real.
Three canaries walk in to a bar.
The barman says "Is this some kind of cheep joke ?"
How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?
Nunavut.
Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?
Because why emcee, eh?
Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons?
Because they last for 3 periods.
Canadian summer
I asked my Canadian buddy "Did you have a good summer?"
He said "No! I was working that day."
How did Canada get its name?
They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out " 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh".
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I went to the canary islands
... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries.
I also went to the virgin islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.
Canadian castles...
They really aren't my fort-eh.
A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"
And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."
Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?
They don't have the right to bare arms
A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works
It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.
A Canadian walks into a bar
A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away.
Why is the Canadian school system broken
because they only give out ehs
Canadian and a American watching a movie
Canadian: Lets watch a movie.
American: Have you seen Titanic?
Canadian: What's that about?
American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank.
Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans...
Its called the United States.
How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?
"Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"
50% of Canada
Is the letter A
If Canadians say "Ay" and Mexicans say "Si"...
Why don't Americans say "B"?
Why do Canadians always do it doggy-style?
So they can both watch the hockey game.
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ.
Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
You know how Canada got its name right?
It was 3 guys sitting around a table and the first guy goes, "what about a C, eh?" the second guy says "yea what about an N eh?" and the last guy says "what about a D eh?"
I don't know if this has been told here before but it's definitely my goto joke.
When Canada takes over the world...
Everyone will be sorry.
(As I am for this joke)
Why is the Canadian version of GTA easier?
Hospitals don't take your money when you die.
My Canadian friend did really well on an exam
He got an Eh
In Canada, we don't call the homeless homeless...
We call them "three seasoners".
They don't make it through the fourth.
What did the Canadian Sniper say after making a record-breaking kill shot?
Sorry
A Canadian sniper hit a target from 2 miles
When asked how he did it, he said it was a team effort. "I could have never done it without my spotter and 2 sweepers."
Why do Canadians always have such good hair?
Because of all the moose.
As a Canadian..
Every time I hear a bad joke about being Canadian...
...I go right to the Hospital and get my feelings checked for free
As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.
I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!
Apple Pie is $2.20 in Havana, $3.00 in Aruba, and $1.75 in Punta Cana...
These are the pie-rates of the Carribean
When Canada was first founded, its leaders were having trouble coming up with a name.
Unable to come up with any ideas, they decided the best course of action would be to draw random letters out of a hat.
One man pulled out a letter, cleared his throat, and read,
"C, eh."
The letter was written down. The man pulled out another letter and read,
"N, eh."
This, too, was recorded. The man drew one more letter and read,
"D, eh."
If Canada launched a space shuttle, what would it be called?
Apollo G
Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?
Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.
When Canada was first unified, they realized they needed a name for this new country, so they decided to draw letters oot of a basket to name it.
The first prime minister went up on stage and started pulling letters and announcing them to the crowd. "C, eh?"..."N, eh?"..."D, eh?"
Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym.
After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"
The other said, "What for?"
How Canada Was Named
So the dignitaries of the associated Provinces of what we now call "Canada" got together over a game of Scrabble to determine the name of the country. They decided they would pick the name based on the first three letters they grabbed. First one: "C, eh?" Second one, "n, eh?" Third one, "d, eh?"
Did you know that in the Canary Islands there are no canaries? Same goes for the Virgin Islands of course.
There are no canaries there either.
Why are Canadians always over qualified for jobs in the US?
Because zero degrees in Canada is the same as 32 in the States.
Canada got it all wrong!
So Canada got it all wrong. I mean, they had the opportunity to have American technology, British culture and French cuisine, but went with American culture, British cuisine and French technology!
Heard this about 20 years ago and it still makes me chuckle. Can't beat a good stereotype!
Why are Canadians so good at sports?
They always bring their eh game
A Canadian visits a small church while on holiday in Scotland.
The Canadian is intrigued by the intricately carved pulpit and, being something of a history buff, would like to know more about it so approaches the little old vicar.
"Excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to tell me what the pulpit is made of?"
"Aye. Wood."
"You would?"
"Nay yew, is oak."
"Oak? Eh?"
"Glad to have helped."
Did you know there are no Canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands.
There are no Canaries there either
A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a Romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.
The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.
A Canadian walks into a restaurant...
He orders some fish, and the waitress asks, "how would you like your fish cooked?"
He replies, "Friday."
Did you know the Canary Islands have no canaries? Same with the Virgin Islands...
No canaries
As a Canadian, the Presidential Debate feels like...
As a Canadian, the Presidential Debate feels like overhearing your downstairs neighbours debating about whether or not to set the building on fire.
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in you frying pan?
Take away their little brooms.
In Canada, they use B.C.E. instead of B.C
It stands for Before Christ, Eh?
My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning.
It's just his daily poutine.
Why do Canadian cowboys have sticky feet?
Maple Stirrups.
I don't believe Canada is real.
I think it's all maple leaf.
How Canada got its name...
They figured out the fairest way to name their country was to pull letters out of a hat. So they gathered around and a guy started pulling letters...
*pulls letter* "C, eh."
*pulls another* "N, eh."
*pulls another* "D, eh."
And that's how Canada got its name.
What's the most Canadian Battery?
Triple Eh!
How did Canada get its name?
2 people were walking around, and one says, "Oh this is a good country, eh? What should we name it?" So the other one says, "I agree, what should we name it?" The first one says, "Let's pick letters out of a hat." So they put letters in a hat and start to pull them. "We picked a C eh, N eh, D eh"
Canada was originally supposed to be called Canad.
But whenever anyone spelled it, it came out as:
C
A
N
A
D
Eh.
If you don't get it, reading it out loud might help.
why do Canadians have sex dog style?
So they both watch the hockey game.
Canada was almost named "Cnd"...
But when the guy who decided it should be named "Cnd" publicly declared how to spell it, he said:
"C, eh?" "N, eh?" "D, eh?"
How do you get Canadian bacon to stop curling in the pan?
You take away the broom.
There are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The same is true for the Virgin Islands
There aren't any canaries there either
What does a Canadian say to his American "neighbours"?
It's a bit weird without U.
In Canada, they had to change Bugs Bunny's famous line....
From "Eh, what's up, Doc"? to "Whats up Doc, eh"?
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