The Best 5 Can Siri Tell Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Can Siri Tell jokes. There are some can siri tell jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these can siri tell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Can Siri Tell Jokes and Puns

So Siri tells me there's a blizzard on the way, to which I say

Surely you can't be serious and she replies I am serious and don't call me Shirley

I must have left my phone in airplane mode

I was telling my Asian friend about my phone

I told my Asian friend that was fresh off the boat about how I can push a button on my phone and tell it to do something and it does it. He said "That's just Siri"

Timmy and the Doctor (translated from Chinese)

Hope I translated this ok, it's one of the jokes Siri tells if you ask in Chinese.

Timmy wasn't feeling so great one day, so he decided to go see the doctor.

After an hour, the doctor couldn't stand it any more. So he strode over to the window, cracked it open, and shouted, Hey, kid! Stop staring at me!

I just hopped in an Uber...

The driver explained how much she loved her job. She was her own boss and no one could tell her what she ha...

Siri: *Turn left in half a mile*

I kept pouring water on my Iphone..

because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the can siri tell jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working can siri tell piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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