Camps Jokes
70 camps jokes and hilarious camps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about camps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short camps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The camps humour may include short summer camp jokes also.
- Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...
- Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school? I dont know, I just fly the drones.
- What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
- A hole has been discovered in the fence that surrounds a nudist camp. Authorities are looking into it.
- When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
- Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
- [Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is "I'll be 6 soon!"
"Nope" - A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office... "I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you so much, sir!" - my wife and I planned an entire week of camping. After two days, we packed our stuff and went home. We will never do that again! The entire situation was just two in tent.
- You woman gotta' realise, making us sleep on the couch ain't that bad... It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
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Camps One Liners
Which camps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with camps? I can suggest the ones about kids camp and campers.
- You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
- Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp
- Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp.
- A hole was found in a nudist camp wall The police are now looking into it.
- They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million Jews
- Yo mama is so fat.. ..when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
- Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps
- Abortion is The most effective form of spawn camping
- Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp.
- What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent.
- An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Chinese man arrange to go camping... k
- What is the difference between jews and children? Children come back from their camps.
- A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week he said the first day was the hardest.
- What do you call a soldier who never made it past boot camp A cop
- What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? A concentration camp
Pow Camps Jokes
Here is a list of funny pow camps jokes and even better pow camps puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My grandfather got his tongue cut out in a POW camp He doesn't like to talk about it.
Cheeky Camps Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about camps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kid camp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make camps pranks.
h**... gave his orders
...and his army set off. They spent all day attacking and capturing the Jews. After 4 camps were filled, they returned to h**...'s base. He closed the door and completely went off on his officers. "d**...!" he roared. "I said I wanted concentrated juice, not concentrated Jews!"
Boyscouts vs. Jews
What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew?
...
Boyscouts come back from their camps.
What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?
Ju-Haul
Why did the Germans have a vitamin C deficiency during World War II?
All the juice was put in concentrate camps
Why did h**... send people to concentration camps?
Because they had ADD.
I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder...
... just send them to concentration camps.
I can't laugh at jokes about concentration camps, since my grandpa died there too.
The d**... fell from a watchtower.
Where do they make Adderall?
Concentration Camps
Where do Jewish kids go when they are diagnosed with ADD?
Concentration camps
Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Who would guess that people will fight to get into trains heading for German camps.
What company did the n**... use to move the Jews to concentration camps?
Jew-Haul
What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?
Concentration camps.
Where did h**... send his Oranges?
The concentration camps.
German engineering isn't that good...
...showers in the camps didn't even work!
Why was Germany able to accept so many refugees so quickly?
They already had all the camps set up.
What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility?
Concentration camps had survivors.
Why do Germans have such great focus?
I think it's because they used to have concentration camps.
"The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on....
Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."
Why do Jews stay home during the summer?
They don't like going to camps.
Where do Jewish people go to think?
Concentration Camps.
main difference between /news/ mods and north korea?
one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country.
What's the best campsite in the world?
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta...
Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something down.
"Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks.
"No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in this notebook."
"How funny," Stalin says. "I collect all jokes about myself too."
"Oh, really?" Churchill says. "So how many have you got?"
"Three prison camps so far."
Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea?
No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Why are jews so smart
Because of all the time spent in concentration camps
Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than h**...'s.
h**... responded, "Jewish."
You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps?
Hah, gulag with that.
You guys really shouldn't make jokes about the Holocaust or concentration camps...
My great-grandfather died at a concentration camp. He fell from the watch-tower.
A reporter wrote an article about gay conversion camps
It was shocking
Where do chemical engineers make the most potent mixtures?
Concentration camps.
World war 2 actually started when h**... asked what do I do with all the juice.
It was from concentrate. It was to be enjoyed at camps.
People with ADD are always being discriminated against
It's like they want to send us all to concentration camps
Concentration camps are not a matter to joke about! People died there and it is not funny. My Grandpa died in Auschwitz
He fell from the guard tower
I have a great idea for a place for kids to go in the summer where they can meditate and relax
These Concentration Camps are going to be huge!
The year is 1945...
The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.
"How do you say civilians?"
"Acceptable casualties."
What were the worst things about concentration camps?
The Trump Administration is calling its concentration camps for kids under 5 Tender Age centers...
The name narrowly beat out Preblinka and Gauchowitz.
Did you hear, Trump's support is slipping with his base after his immigration plan of concentration camps only partially solves the problem?
They demand a final solution.
What board game do they have in Concentration Camps?
Jewmanji
You think Elon could create a machine to save the children trapped in the US camps?
Too soon?
Where do Grammar n**... take their victims?
To conjugation camps...
What did so many people die in the Concentration Camps?
They weren't concentrating.
Please don't make jokes about concentration camps, my grandpa died there.
He fell from a watchtower.
Why don't Japanese immigrants take internships?
They've already been to internment camps.
I asked people if gay conversion camps ever worked
but nobody ever gave me a straight answer.
Wanna know why japanese people are so good at studying?
Because we put them in camps to help them concentrate
They tried to warn us, it's finally happening, minorities herding white people into camps.
Here in Oregon we call them "music festivals"
The die is cast
h**... took a stroll in one of the concentration camps and he saw some Jews playing around with dice.
He came up to them saying : "if you roll a number from 1 to 5 you will die!
Jews : "And what if we roll a 6?"
h**... smiled : "You get to roll the die again"
A guy says: "My great grandfather died in the concentration camps"
Then he laughs: "He fell from the guard tower"
"Stop telling jokes about this" His friend replies - "My great grandma also died in concentration camps"
"Oh I'm sorry"
"Yeah, some idiot d**... dude fell on top of her from the guard tower"
Stop the concentration camp Jokes!
I find them incredibly offensive. My Grandpa died in one of those concentration camps!
Well, thinking about it...maybe he shouldn't have drank so much while standing on the watchtower...
So I'm trying to open a chain of outdoor, overnight facilities to help children overcome symptoms of ADHD.
Unfortunately I'm having trouble getting the bank to approve a loan for concentration camps.
