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h**... gave his orders
...and his army set off. They spent all day attacking and capturing the Jews. After 4 camps were filled, they returned to h**...'s base. He closed the door and completely went off on his officers. "d**...!" he roared. "I said I wanted concentrated juice, not concentrated Jews!"
Boyscouts vs. Jews
What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew?
...
Boyscouts come back from their camps.
How come h**...'s Germany had no people who suffered from ADHD?
Because he sent them all to concentration camps.
What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?
Ju-Haul
Why did the Germans have a vitamin C deficiency during World War II?
All the juice was put in concentrate camps
They say there's safety in numbers...
Tell that to 6 million Jews
I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder...
... just send them to concentration camps.
I can't laugh at jokes about concentration camps, since my grandpa died there too.
The d**... fell from a watchtower.
Where do they make Adderall?
Concentration Camps
Where do Jewish kids go when they are diagnosed with ADD?
Concentration camps
Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
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Who would guess that people will fight to get into trains heading for German camps.
Where did h**... send his Oranges?
The concentration camps.
German engineering isn't that good...
...showers in the camps didn't even work!
Why was Germany able to accept so many refugees so quickly?
They already had all the camps set up.
What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility?
Concentration camps had survivors.
Why do Germans have such great focus?
I think it's because they used to have concentration camps.
"The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on....
Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."
Why do Jews stay home during the summer?
They don't like going to camps.
Where do Jewish people go to think?
Concentration Camps.
main difference between /news/ mods and north korea?
one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country.
Where do german parents send their ADD kids?
Concentration Camps
What's the best campsite in the world?
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta...
Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something down.
"Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks.
"No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in this notebook."
"How funny," Stalin says. "I collect all jokes about myself too."
"Oh, really?" Churchill says. "So how many have you got?"
"Three prison camps so far."
Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea?
No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than h**...'s.
h**... responded, "Jewish."
You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps?
Hah, gulag with that.
A reporter wrote an article about gay conversion camps
It was shocking
You think ADHD is a big problem now?
80 years ago there were millions of people in camps trying to concentrate.
Where do chemical engineers make the most potent mixtures?
Concentration camps.
People with ADD are always being discriminated against
It's like they want to send us all to concentration camps
Concentration camps are not a matter to joke about! People died there and it is not funny. My Grandpa died in Auschwitz
He fell from the guard tower
I have a great idea for a place for kids to go in the summer where they can meditate and relax
These Concentration Camps are going to be huge!
The year is 1945...
The Soviet army is pushing closer to Berlin with each day. As they march closer, they start to find the concentration camps. In one of these camps, a Polish man with a limited knowledge of the Russian language is talking to Russian military officers about the camps, with assistance from a translator. As he explains, he reaches a word he doesn't know, and turns to the translator.
"How do you say civilians?"
"Acceptable casualties."
Where do people with ADHD go to die?
Concentration camps.
The Trump Administration is calling its concentration camps for kids under 5 Tender Age centers...
The name narrowly beat out Preblinka and Gauchowitz.
Where do parents send their ADHD children during the summer?
Concentration camps
What board game do they have in Concentration Camps?
Jewmanji
You think Elon could create a machine to save the children trapped in the US camps?
Too soon?
Where do Grammar n**... take their victims?
To conjugation camps...
I asked people if gay conversion camps ever worked
but nobody ever gave me a straight answer.
Wanna know why japanese people are so good at studying?
Because we put them in camps to help them concentrate
They tried to warn us, it's finally happening, minorities herding white people into camps.
Here in Oregon we call them "music festivals"
The die is cast
h**... took a stroll in one of the concentration camps and he saw some Jews playing around with dice.
He came up to them saying : "if you roll a number from 1 to 5 you will die!
Jews : "And what if we roll a 6?"
h**... smiled : "You get to roll the die again"
A guy says: "My great grandfather died in the concentration camps"
Then he laughs: "He fell from the guard tower"
"Stop telling jokes about this" His friend replies - "My great grandma also died in concentration camps"
"Oh I'm sorry"
"Yeah, some idiot d**... dude fell on top of her from the guard tower"
Where are ADHD children sent for therapy?
Concentration camps.
Stop the concentration camp Jokes!
I find them incredibly offensive. My Grandpa died in one of those concentration camps!
Well, thinking about it...maybe he shouldn't have drank so much while standing on the watchtower...
So I'm trying to open a chain of outdoor, overnight facilities to help children overcome symptoms of ADHD.
Unfortunately I'm having trouble getting the bank to approve a loan for concentration camps.
