The Best 4 Camping Men Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Camping Men jokes. There are some camping men hikers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these camping men camping practical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Camping Men Jokes and Puns

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(Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever)

General Custer is addressing his men at the Little Bighorn. He says "well boys, I've got some good news and some bad news."

"The bad news is that the Sioux are camped right down the hill. Come morning they're going to overrun us. They'll ride roughshod over our whole company and leave us all killed, then probably mutilate our corpses beyond recognition when they're done."

His lieutenant asks, "what's the good news General?"

Custer says "Well, we won't have to ride through Nebraska again."

FOBs will understand.

3 new men - an Irish man, an English man and a Samoan - arrive at the army camp. The next day, the colonel, salt of the earth, rough as guts type fellow, decides to go psych the newbies up.

He calls them to line up and approaches the Irish man...

"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"

"SIR YES SIR!! I CAME HERE TO DIE!"

"Good."

He walks over to the English man...

"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"

"SIR YES SIR!! I CAME HERE TO DIE!"

"Good man."

Then he approaches the Samoan...

"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"

"SIR NO SIR!!"

"What??"

"I CAME HERE YESTER-DIE!"

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the camping men intents jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working camping men campers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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