Camping Jokes
143 camping jokes and hilarious camping puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about camping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some good laughs to lighten up the mood while camping? Check out this fun collection of jokes about camping, tents, trailers, and all the other fun stuff that goes with the great outdoors. Perfect for campfire stories, family dinners, and more!
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Funniest Camping Short Jokes
Short camping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The camping humour may include short campground jokes also.
- Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...
- Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school? I dont know, I just fly the drones.
- What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
- A hole has been discovered in the fence that surrounds a nudist camp. Authorities are looking into it.
- When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
- Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
- [Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is "I'll be 6 soon!"
"Nope" - A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office... "I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you so much, sir!" - my wife and I planned an entire week of camping. After two days, we packed our stuff and went home. We will never do that again! The entire situation was just two in tent.
- You woman gotta' realise, making us sleep on the couch ain't that bad... It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
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Camping One Liners
Which camping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with camping? I can suggest the ones about campsite and hiking.
- You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
- Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp
- Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp.
- A hole was found in a nudist camp wall The police are now looking into it.
- They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million Jews
- Yo mama is so fat.. ..when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
- Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps
- Abortion is The most effective form of spawn camping
- Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp.
- What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent.
- An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Chinese man arrange to go camping... k
- What is the difference between jews and children? Children come back from their camps.
- A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week he said the first day was the hardest.
- What do you call a soldier who never made it past boot camp A cop
- What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? A concentration camp
Camping Tent Jokes
Here is a list of funny camping tent jokes and even better camping tent puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents.
- If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, don't forget to bring something to sleep in... ... or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent
- What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop? Now is the winter of our discount tents
- I'm planning a camping holiday but, I have to say, I'm far from impressed with my travel insurance. It turns out if someone steals my tent in the night, I'll no longer be covered.
- The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.
- When going camping you can never run You have to ran, because it will always be past tents.
- Why is camping hard? Because it's in tents.
- What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere
- People think camping is boring, But I say it's in tents.
- The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping. It was pretty in tents.
Camping Trip Jokes
Here is a list of funny camping trip jokes and even better camping trip puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just got back from a camping trip and I'm so tired. It was in tents.
- I went on a camping trip to try to save the dolphins. It was a waste of time for all in tents and porpoises.
- What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10
- I went on an extreme camping trip last week... It was in tents.
- My wife brought her make up on our camping trip... She can be pretty in tents.
- Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents
- I was on a camping trip when the coronavirus outbreak was announced. To try to stop the spread, we stayed in our tents all day. I guess you could say, the camping trip was in tents.
- A lot of crazy things happened during my camping trip It was in tents.
- A man was arrested after planning to kill his friend while on a camping trip.... He's being charged with intense intents in tents.
- Just got back from a camping trip with the family The days were incredible, but the nights were in tents
Camping Men Jokes
Here is a list of funny camping men jokes and even better camping men puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping? Mu-tents
Camping Story Jokes
Here is a list of funny camping story jokes and even better camping story puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- True story, I was walking chatting with my buddy telling him I was going to visit a concentration camp on Poland. He asked me if it was a type of yoga retreat.
(millenials...)
Camping Practical Jokes
Here is a list of funny camping practical jokes and even better camping practical puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo!
This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Comical & Quirky Camping Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about camping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean camps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make camping pranks.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson....
...were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
Have you ever heard of extreme camping?
It's intense.
Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?
In case your other agus breaks.
I went camping recently.
It was intense.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".
Deer Season
Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and Melissa came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, here I am.
Dreams.
3 guys are camping, and after a night of drinks & laughs around the fire, they climb into their tent and fall asleep side by side.
The next morning, the guy on the left wakes up smiling. "I had a dream I was getting j**... off all night by a supermodel!"
The guy on the right chimes in. "Me too, but it was my hot neighbour!"
The guy in the middle looks a bit dejected. "Lucky b**.... I just dreamed I was skiing."
Czech and a Mexican
A Czechoslovakian and a Mexican go camping, while they were in the woods the Czech gets eaten by a bear. So the Mexican runs to find the park ranger and says "park ranger a bear ate my friend"
The park ranger and the Mexican find two bears, a male and a female. The park ranger asked the Mexican which ate his friend he points to the male and the ranger kills him and guts him there are no remains of the Czech man in the bear. Moral of the story never trust a Mexican when he says the Check is in the male
Mitch Hedberg-type joke.
I saw a bible supply store on the way over here. I did not realize bibles required supplies. I was under the impression they came fully equipped. "Hey, you coming to the revival this weekend? No, man, my bible wants to go camping. We have to stop at store. For supplies. Like a tiny can of beans. And a little tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip.
After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Watson awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Holmes, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Holmes replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Sherlock says
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Watson?"
Watson was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Holmes, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?
He hates camping
Call of Duty is like the Boy Scouts,
everyone's gay, and there's a lot of camping.
What do you get if a convict goes camping?
Criminal Intent.
My wife and I were camping...
and an angry looking bear surprised us while we were eating. She looked at me and said "Should I give him some of the stew I made?"
I said, "No, he looks angry enough already."
Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?
Because he's the fire starter.
I got arrested one night while camping...
The policeman said I was loitering within tent.
A 911 operator gets a call one morning from a frantic man.
"My friend and I were out on a camping trip and I think he had a heart attack and he might have died and I don't know what to do".
The operator says to him "OK. Stay calm. First lets make sure he is dead".
The man says OK and a minute later the operator hears a gun shot. The man comes back and says;
"OK. Now what?"
Two kids camping in the backyard
Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them have watches.
"What time do you think it is?" One of them asks the other.
"Just make a ton of noise" says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyways. After a few seconds of screaming a light turn on in another yard and a neighbour yells "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"
Sherlock and Watson go camping
Sherlock and Dr. Watson go camping. They pitch their tent and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson and says: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And what do you deduce from that?" "Well, if there are millions of stars," Watson says, "there must be some with planets, and some of those planets must be like Earth. And if there are planets like Earth, there might be planets with life." And Holmes says, "Watson, you idiot, it means someone stole our tent."
Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall.
Three vampires are sitting on the graveyard wall.
The first says that he is really hungry and flys into the night. After half an hour he returns and his mouth is full of blood. The other two ask him: "where did you get that?" He answers: "Do you see that little light across the hill? It was a little family at a camping trip. Delicious!"
The second vampire starts in the air and returns 15minutes later, the whole face covered with blood. The others ask jealousy: "Where have you been?" Smiling he answers: "You guys see that group of lights down there? It was a wedding with over 20guests. I don't have to eat for a week!"
Finally the third vampire starts into the dark sky, and returns about five minutes later. His whole body, top to bottom is covered in blood.
Exited the other two ask:"Man where did you go?!"
"Do you see that tree right there?"
"Yes"
"Well, I didn't"
Sherlock and Watson take a vacation
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes.
Every time I bring up his camping f**..., he pitches a huge tent.
Why does camping never get boring?
Because it's in tents.
A man got lost on a camping trip
A man got lost on a camping trip. Rescuers scoured the wilderness until a medical emergency team finally spotted a solitary figure across a wide chasm.
Charlie Smith, someone shouted, is that you?
Yes, it is, came the reply. Who are you?
We're from the Red Cross.
I gave at the office! Charlie shouted back.
Got in a fight with my wife while camping...
It was in tents.
What do you call it when people want to have s**... while camping?
Intense intents in tents.
I was told if I got robbed when I was camping, it would invalidate my insurance...
They said if my tent gets stolen, I'll no longer be covered.
If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping...
It's in tents.
Has anyone been extreme camping?
It's in tents
2 Guys go Camping...
They both fall asleep in a tent. The first guy wakes up in the middle of the night, and wakes the second guy up.
Guy 1: "Hey, look up, what do you see?"
Guy 2: "I see stars"
Guy 1: "Yeah, and what do you think that means?"
Guy 2: "Well, considering how many stars I see, there is a good chance that somewhere out there in the world, there is some other life form for us to discover."
Guy 1: "No you idiot, it means someone stole our tent!"
Three guys went out camping together
One morning, when they woke up, the man sleeping on the left told his friends "I just had the best dream. I got the most amazing h**..."
The man on the right, quite surprised, told him "No way! I also got a great h**... in my dream!"
"You guys have such great dreams, it's not fair!" complained the man in the middle, "All I dreamt of was skiiing!"
I just went camping for the first time.
It was in tents.
My wife went into labor while we were camping.
It was in tents.
Surveys show people from Massachusetts go camping more than any other state.
Their destination usually includes one of Connecticut's many passing lanes.
Camping.
An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set-up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the father woke up his son.
Father- "Look up to the sky and tell me what you see."
Son- "I see millions of stars."
Father- "And what does that tell you?"
Son- "Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets."
Father slaps the son hard and says- "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent"
Even had diarrhoea while camping?
s**...'s intense.
I don't like camping with just one other person.
It's just too intense.
My wife
Not many of you know that my wife was bitten by a rattlesnake over the summer, while we were camping. After two days of horrible, writhing agony, the snake died.
Grammar lesson
Two people were camping in a campground. The first says, "I think I'll go for a run." The second replies, "Don't you mean 'ran,' since it's past tents?"
I dated this girl who was only hot when we went camping
She was pretty intense
Two Squirrels GO Camping
They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,
"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
Y'know, communism is definitely the best system of government.
Nowadays it costs one hundred dollars just to go camping for a night. In the Soviet Union you could go to camp forever, and it was free.
My wife just sent me to sleep on the couch.
It's just like camping, but with a big angry bear in the next room.
3 buddies went camping and stayed in a cabin.
The cabin only had one bed so they decided to share it.
The next morning the guy who slept on the left side of the bed said I had a dream I was getting jacked off.
The guy on the right side of the bed said that's weird I had the exact same dream.
The guy in the middle said you guys are lucky. I had a dream I was skiing.
Two boys are camping in the woods when one of them collapses
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other boy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a brief silence when a sound like an axe hitting a watermelon is heard.
Back on the phone, the boy says, "OK, now what?
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
I can't relax when I'm camping . . .
It's too in tents.
Having s**... while camping is NOT for the faint of heart.
It's f**...' in tents
Her: If you hear something in the woods, you tell me. if you hear something in the water, you tell me. But under no circumstances are you allowed to t**... blindfold.
Him: All this just because you forgot to pack your makeup for our camping trip?
I never go camping with only one other person
It's just two in tents.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."
How do you keep a m**... from drinking all your beer on a camping trip?
Take two of them with you.
What do you call a m**... who goes camping?
Criminal intent
Why can't you run in a camping site?
You can only 'ran'. Because it's past tents
Mike and jake went camping...
They put the tent up and went to sleep
Mike woke up and said: hey look at the sky what do you see
Jake: I see the stars
Mike: what does that mean
Jake: the universe is huge and it has all these stars and planets around them
Mike: no the tent is stolen
Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any s**... with a Y chromosome.
It's called sonblock.
First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.
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(Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever)
I heard this from someone while camping.
I go into a store with a mask on, and I come out with less money. I must be doing something wrong.
If there's one thing you should know about camping...
...its in tents.
I went 'extreme' camping the other day........
It was in tents.
Where do pirates get their camping gear?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR E AYYYYYYYYYYE
With our love life no longer feeling passionate, I asked my wife to go camping
It helped. The s**... was in tents.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 1ted 2 bring 3 knives 4 sur5al but 6 knew that 7 secretly h8ed him and didn't have be9 in10tions.
What is green and loves going camping?
A Boy Sprout
