The Best 27 Campfire Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Campfire jokes. There are some campfire campsite jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these campfire bonfire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Campfire Jokes and Puns
An old couple gets pulled over and...
Lady cop - "May I see you license and registration sir?"
Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"
Old wife - "She needs to see you license and registration dear."
**The old man hands it to the lady cop and...**
Lady cop - "Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the worst lover I ever had."
Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"
Old wife - "Nothing dear, She thinks she used to know you."
Rodeo Position
Two old cowboys are sitting around a campfire and drinking. Somewhat drunk and not in the best frame of mind one turns to the other and say's I miss my missus, but when we make love it's always the same . Somewhat taken aback, but curious nonetheless, the other cowboy asks how's that? We always use the old missionary position the old cowboy replies. Thinking about this the other cowboy says If you want some excitement you need to try the Rodeo position . The cowboy says What's that?
Well you start off doggie style, behind her. Then you lean forward and with your right hand grab her right breast, and with your left hand grab her left breast, with your face beside her head you whisper gently in her ear, Yep feels just like your sister , and then hold on for dear life.
Sitting around the outdoor campfire I chuckle to myself
My friend asks, what's so funny?
I reply, "I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke."
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
What do you call a phantom by a campfire?
A toasty ghosty
What's the difference between a campfire and a bedroom?
When things start heating up in the bedroom, the wood gets wetter.
Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Wanna hear my campfire jokes?
They're straight fire
Wanna hear s'more?
I deal crackers by the graham
I finally got Tinder ...
and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire
I love campfire smoke so much ...
it brings tears to my eyes.
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My nephew was driving me crazy with his juvenile comebacks to everything I said, so I pushed him into the campfire.
Roasted!
Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire.
One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."
Asked Google how to start a campfire without any tools
It gave me 20 million matches.
Two Squirrels GO Camping
They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,
"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
Why do cowboys eat beans by the campfire?
Because it's kinda chili
You can't have run through a campfire
You would have ran past tense
A graham cracker, a marshmallow, and a chocolate bar are lonely by a campfire.
They need s'more friends.
Sitting with my shoes off next to a warm campfire eating corn chips.
Tostitos
I was freezing out in the middle of the woods when I stumbled upon a mean-looking hunter sat by a campfire...
He was roasting his fresh kill feet first and the smell had me salivating for a bit of that tasty grub.
He gave me a dirty look and made it clear he didn't want to share any.
I begged him for a bite to help me warm up but he just gave me the cold shoulder.
I got arrested today for putting my arm in a campfire.
I got charged with waving a fire arm
How rare is it for someone to die by falling into a campfire?
Probably about medium rare.
Tinder is completely useless, and I don't have a single match
If I don't find another way to start a campfire tonight, I'll freeze to death.
Once, me and my family wanted to bake some marshmallows in the campfire.
We had the poles with marshmallows sticked to them prepared when we heard sirens. We all ran out to see what happened. The neighbours' house was on fire and I saw a lot of firefighters trying to get the fire under control. The neighbours looked at us with pure disgust. That was the moment I realized we were still holding the sticks with marshmallows.
A group of Native Americans are sitting around a campfire
A young brave asks the others, "When will I be given a name?"
"When you distinguish yourself in the tribe," answers Thundering Buffalo.
"Then the elders will recognize you with a name," says Rides By Moonlight.
"It is the proudest moment of a young brave's life," says Silent Wolf.
"Eh, it's overrated," says Shits In Breechcloth.
On a tour of some really remote islands...
A cruise ship passed by an archipelago. A sharp-eyed passenger spotted a ragged figure by a campfire who jumped up and started waving his arms wildly.
"Captain!" said the passenger, "I see someone over there....who is that?"
"I'm not sure," replied the captain, "but he goes nuts every year we pass by here..."
What do you call a campfire at a nudist camp?
A weenie roast.
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