The Best 23 Campers Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Campers jokes. There are some campers intents jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these campers yellowstone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Campers Jokes and Puns
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
I recently took a poll and found out
100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed
TIL
Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers
Racing a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, 'What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear.' 'I don't need to outrun the bear,' the first guy says. 'I just need to outrun you.'
What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned)
ICE-cream!
-What is a black bear's favorite food?
Blackberries!
-What is a grizzly bear's favorite food?
Campers.
Insurance companies are warning
Campers if you get your tent stolen in the middle of the night, you won't be covered.
Did you hear about the bear attack on the campers?
Yea, it was in tents!
I was thinking about building a campground with a theme of aquatic life.
A vacation for sea lovers and campers alike, to all in-tents and porpoises.
This joke goes out to all the campers and dolphins in the world.
For all in tents and porpoises, that is.
Do you think campers are passionate?
Because I often find them in tents.
Three guys were camping together
And they all had to share a tent, sleeping side by side.
They go to bed, and when they wake up, one of the guys said, I had the weirdest thing happen last night. I had my first wet dream since I was a teenager.
Shocked, another one of the campers spoke up. You know what? I also had a wet dream last night.
The last guy chimes in and says, you guys are lucky. In my dream, I was an Olympic skier.
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Did you hear about the hostage standoff with the campers?
It was in tents.
How did the extreme campers describe their living conditions?
Intents!
So I'm a Camp Counselor taking a short nap at work....
And I'm laying my head on my backpack. One of campers says "What're you doing?"
I reply. "Taking a nap on my pillow."
She says, "That's not a pillow."
I respond, "Anythings a pillow, if you put your mind to it."
Campers are opening up a restaurant.
You should try out their specialty: the S'morgasbord.
Have you seen the horror movie about a bunch of campers that get killed?
It's in tents.
Why are all bush campers republican?
They go from Bush to Bush.
Did you hear about the campers that saw a bear?
It was IN-TENTS!
Campers
Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?
Because they're campers.
Drunk girls are like COD campers when they go peeing...
...hiding behind a bush or tree and pressing circle...
The campers had a really rough night last night...
It was really in tents.
The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations
The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the campers campground jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working campers roar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.