Campers Jokes
31 campers jokes and hilarious campers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about campers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Campers Short Jokes
Short campers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The campers humour may include short camps jokes also.
- Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face.
- What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned) ICE-cream!
-What is a black bear's favorite food?
Blackberries!
-What is a grizzly bear's favorite food?
Campers. - Every good camper knows that to start a fire you need tinder. So I installed the Tinder app. Still no fire, though. I can't seem to get any matches.
- Insurance companies are warning Campers if you get your tent stolen in the middle of the night, you won't be covered.
- I was thinking about building a campground with a theme of aquatic life. A vacation for sea lovers and campers alike, to all in-tents and porpoises.
- This joke goes out to all the campers and dolphins in the world. For all in tents and porpoises, that is.
- What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there? Spawn camper.
- Campers are opening up a restaurant. You should try out their specialty: the S'morgasbord.
- Did you hear about the camper who refused to wake up? He was intent on sleeping in.
- What did the bear call the camper sleeping in the woods? A soft taco
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Campers One Liners
Which campers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with campers? I can suggest the ones about camping men and camping tent.
- I recently took a poll and found out 100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed
- TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers
- Did you hear about the Grizzly that killed a camper? He used his bear hands
- What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent
- Did you hear about the bear attack on the campers? Yea, it was in tents!
- Do you think campers are passionate? Because I often find them in tents.
- Did you hear about the hostage standoff with the campers? It was in tents.
- How did the extreme campers describe their living conditions? Intents!
- What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winnebago.
- Have you seen the horror movie about a bunch of campers that get killed? It's in tents.
- Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers.
- Why are all bush campers republican? They go from Bush to Bush.
- Did you hear about the campers that saw a bear? It was IN-TENTS!
- The car makers Nissan are designing a camper van. It's to be called the Nissan Dorma.
- Campers Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
Cheerful Fun Campers Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about campers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean camping trip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make campers pranks.
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
Racing a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, 'What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear.' 'I don't need to outrun the bear,' the first guy says. 'I just need to outrun you.'
Three guys were camping together
And they all had to share a tent, sleeping side by side.
They go to bed, and when they wake up, one of the guys said, I had the weirdest thing happen last night. I had my first w**... since I was a teenager.
Shocked, another one of the campers spoke up. You know what? I also had a w**... last night.
The last guy chimes in and says, you guys are lucky. In my dream, I was an Olympic skier.
So I'm a Camp Counselor taking a short nap at work....
And I'm laying my head on my backpack. One of campers says "What're you doing?"
I reply. "Taking a nap on my pillow."
She says, "That's not a pillow."
I respond, "Anythings a pillow, if you put your mind to it."
