The Best 17 Camper Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Camper jokes. There are some camper van jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these camper trailer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Camper Jokes and Puns
Some campers wake up in the morning and start making breakfast...
Nearby is a family of moles living in their burrow underground. Papa mole wakes up and crawls up to the hole and says, "It smells delicious up here! I can smell sausage and eggs and is that some ham frying too?" So mama mole climbs up and she's greeted with the sweet smells of breakfast. "I smell fresh toast and flap jacks and maybe a hint of cinnamon!" Baby mole tries to enjoy the smells but can't get past mama and papa through the hole and says, "All I can smell is molasses."
Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe)
A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face.
Did you hear about the Grizzly that killed a camper?
He used his bear hands
What do you call a trespassing camper?
Criminal intent
Every good camper knows that to start a fire you need tinder.
So I installed the Tinder app. Still no fire, though. I can't seem to get any matches.
Do you think campers are passionate?
Because I often find them in tents.
What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?
Spawn camper.
What kind of bagel did the camper eat?
A winnebago.
Campers are opening up a restaurant.
You should try out their specialty: the S'morgasbord.
The car makers Nissan are designing a camper van.
It's to be called the Nissan Dorma.
Campers
Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
You can explore camper boyscout reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean camper ranger dad jokes. There are also camper puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Did you hear about the camper who refused to wake up?
He was intent on sleeping in.
What did the bear call the camper sleeping in the woods?
A soft taco
The campers had a really rough night last night...
It was really in tents.
Teach a man to light a fire and he'll be a happy camper
Set a man on fire and he can toast the marshmallows
A guy goes into the forest to have some quiet time but is immediately pulled away by a park ranger
He wasn't a happy camper.
What do you call someone who was born in a camper?
A son of a hitch!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the camper truck jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working camper tent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.