The Best 47 Camouflage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Camouflage jokes. There are some camouflage capes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these camouflage wear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Camouflage Jokes and Puns

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Sergeant Miller!

Yes sir?

I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday!

Thank you sir!

Camoflage practice

A sergeant was addressing his soldiers:

"Mark, I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning"

To which Mark replied, "Thank you, sir!"

Camouflage joke, Camoflage practice

camouflage training

Drill Sergeant: "I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"

Corporal: "Thank you sir."

Camouflage training

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."

"Thank you very much, sir."


Companies should make camouflage condoms...

So they never see you comin

I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private.

"THANK YOU, SIR"

Camouflage joke, I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private.

A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff

I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'.

A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon...

A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon.

He is walking up and down the line of men, complementing, or insulting the men on their work in the field that day.

Finally, he reaches a private at the end of the line.

In a gruff voice, he yells "PRIVATE, I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY."

Without being able to finish his sentence, the private interrupts his superior saying, "THANK YOU, SIR."

Camouflage training

"Soldier!"
"Yes, sergeant!"
"I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you, sergeant!"

Some friends of mine recently lost their baby.

They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up.

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Was going to wear my camouflage pants today

Couldn't find them.

Bumped into a friend of mine the other day.

He was wearing camouflage.

My girlfriend made me wear a camouflage condom

... she never saw me coming.

To the man on crutches and wearing camouflage clothing, who stole my wallet earlier:

You can hide, but you can't run.

I wear camouflage condoms

So they can't see me coming

Camouflage joke, I wear camouflage condoms

In the Army

Sergeant: "Private Ryan, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday!
Private: "Thank you, sergeant.

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can't run.

Camouflage training at the military

Captain: I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY JOHNSON!!

Johnson: Thank you sir!


Officer: Soldier, I did not see you in camouflage class.

Soldier: Thank you sir.

A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office...

"I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"

"Thank you so much, sir!"

How did you get pregnant ?

Well those camouflage condoms my boyfriend used didn't work

What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A croaking device.

I threw a camouflage themed party last week.

No one showed up.

I was going to start a camouflage plane company

But I just can't see it taking off

Sergeant: Smith! I didn't see you at camouflage practice today!

Private Smith: Thank you, Sir!

To the man in a wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can't run.

I want to start a line of camouflage condoms

The slogan will be * You'll never see them coming! *

Smith!

Sir, yessir!

I didn't see you at the camouflage training practice today!

Thank you, sir!

How does a dog camouflage itself in the forest?

It barks.

My 4 yo made this up.

My wife claims that men in camouflage look really sexy.

I just don't see it.

A drill sergeant walks up to a soldier.

Drill sergeant: Soldier, I didn't see you at camouflage practice today.

Soldier: Thank you sir.

Sergeant: I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning Private!

Private: Yes Sir! Thank you sir!

An army general walks into a room with a solder. He said "I didn't see you today at camouflage traning...

Th soldier reply's "Thank you Sir!"

If a tree falls.....

A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.

Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"

Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!"

A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped.

Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"

To whoever stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide, but you can't run.

I didn't see you at camouflage training today

Thank you sir

I was going to apply for a job in the army,

But I just couldn't see myself in camouflage.

English is the Devil's language

Why is it spelled: camouflage

And not:

Wear camouflage condoms

Never let em see you coming

The first annual meeting of the camouflage club was disastrous.

It looked like nobody showed up.

Sergeant: I didn't see you at camouflage training.

Private: Thank you, sir!

That's the 3rd time in 3 weeks

That I've been to camouflage club, and no one else was there!

The general said to the private, I didn't see you this morning at camouflage training…

Thank you, sir!

The camouflage test

\- **Soldier**: Hello commander Robert!

\-**Commander**: Hello! I didn't see you at the camouflage test...

\-**Soldier** :Thanks commander Robert!

My wife thinks men wearing camouflage is sexy.

I just don't see it.

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