Camouflage Jokes
103 camouflage jokes and hilarious camouflage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about camouflage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Camouflage Short Jokes
Short camouflage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The camouflage humour may include short wearing camo jokes also.
- If a tree falls..... A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.
Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"
Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!" - To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
- Sergeant: Smith! I didn't see you at camouflage practice today! Private Smith: Thank you, Sir!
- A general walks up to his private "Private!"
"Yes, sir!"
"I didn't see you in camouflage tactics training this morning!"
"Thank you, sir!" - Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."
"Thank you very much, sir." - Camouflage training at the military Captain: I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY JOHNSON!!
Johnson: Thank you sir! - Sergeant Miller! Yes sir?
I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday!
Thank you sir! - Camouflage training "Soldier!"
"Yes, sergeant!"
"I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you, sergeant!" - A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'.
- A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office... "I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you so much, sir!"
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Camouflage One Liners
Which camouflage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with camouflage? I can suggest the ones about chameleon and disguise.
- How does a dog camouflage itself in the forest? It barks.
My 4 yo made this up. - Officer: Soldier, I did not see you in camouflage class. Soldier: Thank you sir.
- I wear camouflage condoms So they can't see me coming
- Sergeant: I didn't see you at camouflage training. Private: Thank you, sir!
- Wear camouflage condoms Never let em see you coming
- I didn't see you at camouflage training today Thank you sir
- I was going to apply for a job in the army, But I just couldn't see myself in camouflage.
- I was going to start a camouflage plane company But I just can't see it taking off
- so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants... ...and i didn't find any.
- How did you get pregnant ? Well those camouflage condoms my boyfriend used didn't work
- English is the Devil's language Why is it spelled: camouflage
And not: - I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. "THANK YOU, SIR"
- Was going to wear my camouflage pants today Couldn't find them.
- Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage.
- The word shouldn't be "camouflage". It should be " ".
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What funny jokes about camouflage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stealth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make camouflage pranks.
Why do h**... kids wear camouflage?
Because they don't want to be scene.
If you were in high school in the mid 2000s, you get it.
Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?
To hide his b**....
Two Belfast women are walking down the street...
when the first woman say to her friend:
"Jesus, them soldiers look s**... wearing camouflage uniforms and face paint in the city"
Her friend turns to her and says:
"What soldiers?"
Camoflage practice
A sergeant was addressing his soldiers:
"Mark, I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning"
To which Mark replied, "Thank you, sir!"
I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day...
But, I couldn't find any.
camouflage training
Drill Sergeant: "I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"
Corporal: "Thank you sir."
Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?
Punch: Because they are already "in the skies".
Thank you, I'll see myself out.
Companies should make camouflage condoms...
So they never see you comin
Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green?
For camouflage.
I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job.
It came out of nowhere.
My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look s**......
I just can't see it.
What do you call John Cena in camouflage?
Redundant
A guy goes into a military surplus store...
..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, "I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"
A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon...
A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon.
He is walking up and down the line of men, complementing, or insulting the men on their work in the field that day.
Finally, he reaches a private at the end of the line.
In a gruff voice, he yells "PRIVATE, I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY."
Without being able to finish his sentence, the private interrupts his superior saying, "THANK YOU, SIR."
Some friends of mine recently lost their baby.
They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up.
What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?
Well done.
Blind Man
I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)
Sergeant says to Corporal: "I didn't see you in our camouflage class"
CPL replies: Thank you sir!
My girlfriend made me wear a camouflage c**...
... she never saw me coming.
There's this new camouflage being developped that apparently makes soldiers invisible!
You have to not see it to believe it.
I went to the store to buy some camouflage coats.
But I couldn't find any.
To the man on crutches and wearing camouflage clothing, who stole my wallet earlier:
You can hide, but you can't run.
I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today
but I couldn't find it.
In the Army
Sergeant: "Private Ryan, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday!
Private: "Thank you, sergeant.
I was mugged......
.....by a man on crutches, wearing camouflage. " Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can't run.
Camouflage condoms
Never let them see you coming
To whoever stole my camouflage jacket and my crutches.....
.... you can hide but you can't run!
Drill Sergeant: "I didn't see you at camouflage training today recruit!"
Recruit: "Thankyou sir!"
Apparently camouflage is a thing...
I just don't see it.
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet..
You can hide, but you can't run.
^Credit ^to ^Milton ^Jones.
To the man wearing camouflage in the wheelchair
You can hide, but you can't run.
General: soldier I have not see you in camouflage class today
Soldier: Thanks, Sir!
General: soldier I did not see you in camouflage class today!
Soldier: Thanks, Sir....
Yes this is me ... I fixed the original post....
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A croaking device.
"Private Jenkins, I did not see you in the camouflage-training yesterday!"
"Thank you, sir!"
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you cant run!
I threw a camouflage themed party last week.
No one showed up.
Why is leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it is made of hide.
To the man in a wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run.
To the man with no legs who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide but you can't run!
I bought a package of camouflage condoms last night
She never saw me coming
I want to start a line of camouflage condoms
The slogan will be * You'll never see them coming! *
Smith!
Sir, yessir!
I didn't see you at the camouflage training practice today!
Thank you, sir!
The Captain said I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning Private Jones! ...
Thank you very much The Private replied.
My wife claims that men in camouflage look really s**....
I just don't see it.
A drill sergeant walks up to a soldier.
drill sergeant: Soldier, I didn't see you at camouflage practice today.
Soldier: Thank you sir.
Sergeant: I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning Private!
Private: Yes Sir! Thank you sir!
An army general walks into a room with a solder. He said "I didn't see you today at camouflage traning...
Th soldier reply's "Thank you Sir!"
Sergeant says to the recruit
I didn't see you during camouflaging exercise!
Thank you, Sir!
A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped.
Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"
To whoever stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can't run.
A soldier, airman, marine, and a sailor walk into a bar...
The soldier boasts, "Our camouflage is so good, we put 50 men in the desert and only 20 were found."
The airman retorts, "That's nothing. Our camouflage is so effective, we put 50 jets in the sky, and only 15 were found!"
The marine says, with a big grin, "Amateurs, our camouflage is so superior, we put 50 devil dogs in the jungle, and only 10 were found!"
Finally, a clearly distraught sailor on his 6th shot of whiskey says, "Our camouflage was so terrible, we pushed 50 sailors into the ocean, and only 5 were found."
Why did I not see you at the camouflage meeting this morning coporal Ryan?
Thank you sir!
Soldier!
- Yes, Sir?
- I didn't see you at camouflage training today!
- Thank you, Sir!
The first annual meeting of the camouflage club was disastrous.
It looked like nobody showed up.
That's the 3rd time in 3 weeks
That I've been to camouflage club, and no one else was there!
The general said to the private, I didn't see you this morning at camouflage training…
Thank you, sir!
The camouflage test
\- **Soldier**: Hello commander Robert!
\-**Commander**: Hello! I didn't see you at the camouflage test...
\-**Soldier** :Thanks commander Robert!
My wife thinks men wearing camouflage is s**....
I just don't see it.
