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To hide his booty.
Yes sir?
I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday!
Thank you sir!
A sergeant was addressing his soldiers:
"Mark, I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning"
To which Mark replied, "Thank you, sir!"
Drill Sergeant: "I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"
Corporal: "Thank you sir."
The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."
"Thank you very much, sir."
So they never see you comin
"THANK YOU, SIR"
I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'.
A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon.
He is walking up and down the line of men, complementing, or insulting the men on their work in the field that day.
Finally, he reaches a private at the end of the line.
In a gruff voice, he yells "PRIVATE, I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY."
Without being able to finish his sentence, the private interrupts his superior saying, "THANK YOU, SIR."
"Soldier!"
"Yes, sergeant!"
"I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you, sergeant!"
They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up.
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Couldn't find them.
He was wearing camouflage.
... she never saw me coming.
You can hide, but you can't run.
So they can't see me coming
Sergeant: "Private Ryan, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday!
Private: "Thank you, sergeant.
You can hide, but you can't run.
Captain: I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY JOHNSON!!
Johnson: Thank you sir!
Soldier: Thank you sir.
"I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you so much, sir!"
Well those camouflage condoms my boyfriend used didn't work
A croaking device.
No one showed up.
But I just can't see it taking off
Private Smith: Thank you, Sir!
You can hide, but you can't run.
The slogan will be * You'll never see them coming! *
Sir, yessir!
I didn't see you at the camouflage training practice today!
Thank you, sir!
It barks.
My 4 yo made this up.
I just don't see it.
Drill sergeant: Soldier, I didn't see you at camouflage practice today.
Soldier: Thank you sir.
Private: Yes Sir! Thank you sir!
Th soldier reply's "Thank you Sir!"
A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.
Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"
Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!"
Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"
You can hide, but you can't run.
Thank you sir
But I just couldn't see myself in camouflage.
Why is it spelled: camouflage
And not:
Never let em see you coming
It looked like nobody showed up.
Private: Thank you, sir!
That I've been to camouflage club, and no one else was there!
Thank you, sir!
\- **Soldier**: Hello commander Robert!
\-**Commander**: Hello! I didn't see you at the camouflage test...
\-**Soldier** :Thanks commander Robert!
I just don't see it.
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