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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?
To hide his b**....
Sergeant Miller!
Yes sir?
I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday!
Thank you sir!
Camoflage practice
A sergeant was addressing his soldiers:
"Mark, I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning"
To which Mark replied, "Thank you, sir!"
camouflage training
Drill Sergeant: "I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"
Corporal: "Thank you sir."
Camouflage training
The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."
"Thank you very much, sir."
Companies should make camouflage condoms...
So they never see you comin
I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private.
"THANK YOU, SIR"
A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff
I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'.
A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon...
A drill sergeant is instructing a platoon.
He is walking up and down the line of men, complementing, or insulting the men on their work in the field that day.
Finally, he reaches a private at the end of the line.
In a gruff voice, he yells "PRIVATE, I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY."
Without being able to finish his sentence, the private interrupts his superior saying, "THANK YOU, SIR."
Camouflage training
"Soldier!"
"Yes, sergeant!"
"I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you, sergeant!"
Some friends of mine recently lost their baby.
They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up.
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Was going to wear my camouflage pants today
Couldn't find them.
Bumped into a friend of mine the other day.
He was wearing camouflage.
My girlfriend made me wear a camouflage c**...
... she never saw me coming.
To the man on crutches and wearing camouflage clothing, who stole my wallet earlier:
You can hide, but you can't run.
I wear camouflage condoms
So they can't see me coming
In the Army
Sergeant: "Private Ryan, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday!
Private: "Thank you, sergeant.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run.
Camouflage training at the military
Captain: I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY JOHNSON!!
Johnson: Thank you sir!
Officer: Soldier, I did not see you in camouflage class.
Soldier: Thank you sir.
A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office...
"I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you so much, sir!"
How did you get pregnant ?
Well those camouflage condoms my boyfriend used didn't work
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A croaking device.
I threw a camouflage themed party last week.
No one showed up.
I was going to start a camouflage plane company
But I just can't see it taking off
Sergeant: Smith! I didn't see you at camouflage practice today!
Private Smith: Thank you, Sir!
To the man in a wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run.
I want to start a line of camouflage condoms
The slogan will be * You'll never see them coming! *
Smith!
Sir, yessir!
I didn't see you at the camouflage training practice today!
Thank you, sir!
How does a dog camouflage itself in the forest?
It barks.
My 4 yo made this up.
My wife claims that men in camouflage look really s**....
I just don't see it.
A drill sergeant walks up to a soldier.
Drill sergeant: Soldier, I didn't see you at camouflage practice today.
Soldier: Thank you sir.
Sergeant: I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning Private!
Private: Yes Sir! Thank you sir!
An army general walks into a room with a solder. He said "I didn't see you today at camouflage traning...
Th soldier reply's "Thank you Sir!"
If a tree falls.....
A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.
Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"
Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!"
A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped.
Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"
To whoever stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can't run.
I didn't see you at camouflage training today
Thank you sir
I was going to apply for a job in the army,
But I just couldn't see myself in camouflage.
English is the Devil's language
Why is it spelled: camouflage
And not:
Wear camouflage condoms
Never let em see you coming
The first annual meeting of the camouflage club was disastrous.
It looked like nobody showed up.
Sergeant: I didn't see you at camouflage training.
Private: Thank you, sir!
That's the 3rd time in 3 weeks
That I've been to camouflage club, and no one else was there!
The general said to the private, I didn't see you this morning at camouflage training…
Thank you, sir!
The camouflage test
\- **Soldier**: Hello commander Robert!
\-**Commander**: Hello! I didn't see you at the camouflage test...
\-**Soldier** :Thanks commander Robert!
My wife thinks men wearing camouflage is s**....
I just don't see it.
A general walks up to his private
"Private!"
"Yes, sir!"
"I didn't see you in camouflage tactics training this morning!"
"Thank you, sir!"
There was this guy on the road
There was this guy on the road who was found painted grey with a white push bike symbol painted on. He said he lays down on roads to camouflage himself waiting for people to ride their bikes over him because he enjoyed the feeling.
This guy was a real cycle path.
How do elephants camouflage themselves in the jungle?
They paint their b**... pink and hide up cherry tree's.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating the berries.
The word shouldn't be "camouflage".
It should be " ".
My wife bought me a camouflage cover for my dictionary and it's just what I always wanted
I'd like to thank her, but I can't find the words
Why is it spelled camouflage?
And not
