Camo Jokes

Funniest Camo Short Jokes

Short camo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The camo humour may include short hunting jokes also.

1. At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, "They'll never see you coming!"
2. Why does the US military use digital camo? They turned down the graphics for better performance
3. Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore.
4. I'm sure I bought a pair of camo pants. But I've looked all over my house and I can't find them.
5. My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store.
6. A male pornstar started wearing camo in every scene he filmed. No one ever saw him coming.
7. Soldier and Colonel Colonel: Soldier, I didn't see you in Camo Training today!!!!
   Soldier: Thank you, Colonel.
8. Camo couch? what is the hardest part about owning a couch that is upholstered in camouflage? Not knowing where to sit every time
9. Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi...
   FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!
10. This kid asked me where my shirt was because I was wearing camo I told him it was on his moms bed

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Camo One Liners

Which camo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with camo? I can suggest the ones about camouflage and nature.

1. Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere.
2. My commander told me he didn't see me at camo practice. I said "Thanks."
3. I hate camo clothing I just can't see myself wearing it . . .
4. A paraplegic stole my camo shirt You can hide but you can't run!
5. To the man in the camo jacket who stole my wheelchair, You can hide and I cannot run.
6. Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!
7. I got a camo jacket for Christmas… I just can't see myself wearing it.
8. What do you see when a woman in the Army wears her pants too tight? Camo toe.
9. Would love to find a women who looks good in camo. I've never seen one.
10. They say 'seeing is believing'... Camo isn't real.
11. What's it called when you wear army green socks? Camo-Toe!
12. why did they paint the vitamix camo? So it would blend in
13. Why did the punk were camo pants? He didn't want to be scene.
14. What do you call a fat guy wearing camo? Acreage
15. I bought a camo hat for poker night... Helps disguise my thoughts.

Wearing Camo Jokes

Here is a list of funny wearing camo jokes and even better wearing camo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I don't trust people who wear lots of camo... What are they hiding from?

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What funny jokes about camo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean military jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make camo pranks.