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52 camo jokes and hilarious camo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about camo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Camo Short Jokes

Short camo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The camo humour may include short hunting jokes also.

  1. I saw a guy in a wheelchair wearing a camo outfit I thought, man you can hide but you can't run.
  2. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket, you can't run, but you can hide. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket, you can't run, but you can hide.
  3. At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, "They'll never see you coming!"
  4. Why does the US military use digital camo? They turned down the graphics for better performance
  5. Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore.
  6. I'm sure I bought a pair of camo pants. But I've looked all over my house and I can't find them.
  7. My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store.
  8. why did they paint the vitamix camo? So it would blend in
  9. A male pornstar started wearing camo in every scene he filmed. No one ever saw him coming.
  10. Why did the punk were camo pants? He didn't want to be scene.

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Camo One Liners

Which camo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with camo? I can suggest the ones about camouflage and nature.

  1. To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket You can hide but you can't run
  2. To the guy in the wheelchair that stole my camo suit. You can hide but you cant run.
  3. Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere.
  4. My commander told me he didn't see me at camo practice. I said "Thanks."
  5. I hate camo clothing I just can't see myself wearing it . . .
  6. A paraplegic stole my camo shirt You can hide but you can't run!
  7. To the man in the camo jacket who stole my wheelchair, You can hide and I cannot run.
  8. Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!
  9. I got a camo jacket for Christmas… I just can't see myself wearing it.
  10. What do you see when a woman in the Army wears her pants too tight? Camo toe.
  11. I went to buy some camo pants .... But I couldn't find any.
  12. Would love to find a women who looks good in camo. I've never seen one.
  13. I don't mind camo print clothing... I just can't see myself wearing it.
  14. They say 'seeing is believing'... Camo isn't real.
  15. What's it called when you wear army green socks? Camo-Toe!

Wearing Camo Jokes

Here is a list of funny wearing camo jokes and even better wearing camo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a fat guy wearing camo? Acreage
  • This kid asked me where my shirt was because I was wearing camo I told him it was on his moms bed
  • I don't trust people who wear lots of camo... What are they hiding from?
Camo joke, I don't trust people who wear lots of camo...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about camo can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of camo puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Gather Around for Heartwarming Camo Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about camo you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean military jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make camo prank.

Camouflage training

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."
"Thank you very much, sir."

Camouflage training at the military

Captain: I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY JOHNSON!!
Johnson: Thank you sir!

Camouflage training

"Soldier!"
"Yes, sergeant!"
"I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you, sergeant!"

camouflage training

Drill Sergeant: "I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"
Corporal: "Thank you sir."

The camouflage test

\- **Soldier**: Hello commander Robert!
\-**Commander**: Hello! I didn't see you at the camouflage test...
\-**Soldier** :Thanks commander Robert!

I didn't see you at camouflage training today

Thank you sir

Camoflage practice

A sergeant was addressing his soldiers:
"Mark, I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning"
To which Mark replied, "Thank you, sir!"

I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private.

"THANK YOU, SIR"

Camouflage condoms

Never let them see you coming

There's this new camouflage being developped that apparently makes soldiers invisible!

You have to not see it to believe it.

Why did I not see you at the camouflage meeting this morning coporal Ryan?

Thank you sir!

Camouflage can be seen as a form of lying

Except it can't.

I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier...

But I couldn't find any

Camo joke, My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in

jokes about camo

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