The Best 40 Camo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Camo jokes. There are some camo poncho jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these camo plaid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Camo Jokes and Puns

I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier...

But I couldn't find any

At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns

The employee promptly replies, "They'll never see you coming!"

Camoflage practice

A sergeant was addressing his soldiers:

"Mark, I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning"

To which Mark replied, "Thank you, sir!"

Camo joke, Camoflage practice

camouflage training

Drill Sergeant: "I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"

Corporal: "Thank you sir."

Did you hear about the man in camo underpants?

Nobody saw him coming!


Camouflage training

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."

"Thank you very much, sir."

My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in

But I can never find it at the store.

Camo joke, My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in

I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private.

"THANK YOU, SIR"

I went to a camouflage themed party the other day...

but I didn't see anybody there.

Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants?

Can't find them anywhere.

Camouflage training

"Soldier!"
"Yes, sergeant!"
"I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you, sergeant!"

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Ever since i started wearing camo all the time...

My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore.

There's this new camouflage being developped that apparently makes soldiers invisible!

You have to not see it to believe it.

Would love to find a women who looks good in camo.

I've never seen one.

Why does the US military use digital camo?

They turned down the graphics for better performance

What do you see when a woman in the Army wears her pants too tight?

Camo toe.

Camo joke, What do you see when a woman in the Army wears her pants too tight?

A handicapped guy stole my camo shirt.

You can hide but you can't run!

I went to by some camouflage trousers the other day....

But I couldn't find 'em.

Camouflage condoms

Never let them see you coming


Camouflage training at the military

Captain: I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING TODAY JOHNSON!!

Johnson: Thank you sir!

A paraplegic stole my camo shirt

You can hide but you can't run!

Camouflage can be seen as a form of lying

Except it can't.

I bought a camo hat for poker night...

Helps disguise my thoughts.

Why did the punk were camo pants?

He didn't want to be scene.

A male pornstar started wearing camo in every scene he filmed.

No one ever saw him coming.

My commander told me he didn't see me at camo practice.

I said "Thanks."

I don't mind camo print clothing...

I just can't see myself wearing it.

Soldier and Colonel

Colonel: Soldier, I didn't see you in Camo Training today!!!!

Soldier: Thank you, Colonel.

They say 'seeing is believing'...

Camo isn't real.

I'm sure I bought a pair of camo pants.

But I've looked all over my house and I can't find them.

To the guy in the wheelchair that stole my camo suit.

You can hide but you cant run.

Why should you use a camouflaged condom?

So they don't see you coming

why did they paint the vitamix camo?

So it would blend in

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket

You can hide but you can't run

To the man in the camo jacket who stole my wheelchair,

You can hide and I cannot run.

I saw a guy in a wheelchair wearing a camo outfit

I thought, man you can hide but you can't run.

I didn't see you at camouflage training today

Thank you sir

Why did I not see you at the camouflage meeting this morning coporal Ryan?

Thank you sir!

I went to buy some camo pants ....

But I couldn't find any.

The camouflage test

\- **Soldier**: Hello commander Robert!

\-**Commander**: Hello! I didn't see you at the camouflage test...

\-**Soldier** :Thanks commander Robert!

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