Cameron Jokes

Funniest Cameron Short Jokes

Short cameron jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cameron humour may include short david cameron jokes also.

1. Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent.
   I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know
2. David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked "what is your favourite cut?", David replied, "the public sector".
3. "Dad, why's my brother named Cameron?" "Because your mother loves romance and it's an anagram."
   "Thanks dad."
   "Sure thing Alan."
4. David Cameron sends Alex Salmond a text following the Scottish vote... David: "Hi mate just checking in, u k?"
5. David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.
6. Why did the UK have to get a new Prime Minister after Brexit? Because David Cameron wouldn't do it, but Theresa May.
7. David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter.
8. Ever since the EU referendum, David Cameron has become more friendly than ever.. People say he's really outgoing
9. Why was James Cameron so depressed after exploring the Mariana Trench? He had really sunk to a new low.
10. Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?

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Cameron One Liners

Which cameron one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cameron? I can suggest the ones about primary and romance.

1. The David Cameron diet: You'll never lose your pounds quicker.
2. What does arnold schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? A Cameron Diaz
3. What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people.
4. What's James Cameron called when he's no working? James Camera-off
5. Cameron, Abbott, and Harper fall off a boat, who survives? The environment!
6. David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May.
7. Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank
8. What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play? Hamlet.
9. David Cameron: I can't live... without EU
10. Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!
11. What would James Cameron's restaurant be called if he opened one? C.G.I. Friday's
12. What is David Cameron's favourite food? Pulled pork
13. Who's David Camerons' favourite Looney Tunes character? Porky Pig.
14. Kirk Cameron is left behind. Now that Alan Thicke is gone.
15. What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? "Five more years of Cameron"

David Cameron Jokes

Here is a list of funny david cameron jokes and even better david cameron puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
• What is David Cameron's masterplan for after the referendum? Take Europe, vote and leave
• Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one.

James Cameron Jokes

Here is a list of funny james cameron jokes and even better james cameron puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
• What does James Cameron and your mom have in common? They both rave about the three D experience.

Cheerful Cameron Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about cameron you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean anagram jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cameron pranks.