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What do you call David Cameron when he enters the houses of parliament? An inside joke.
What do you call David Cameron when he's late for the bus? A running joke.
What do you call David Cameron's leadership skills? A bad joke.
David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'.
We're leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can't read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.
Yes, we've brought the British way of life to them all right.
David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent.
I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know
Icy dead people.
David: "Hi mate just checking in, u k?"
Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter.
The environment!
Obama: snaps the cookie in half
Putin: Forces the cookie in the glass
Kim Jong-Un: Cookie baker and glass maker are put to death
David Cameron: pours some milk onto the cookie. Doesn't work very well, spills milk. Written into policy anyway.
Someone else: Eats the cookie, then drinks the milk
etc. I don't know enough about politics to make this topical.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"
Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."
Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked "what is your favourite cut?", David replied, "the public sector".
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Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?
So he walks the walk, talks the talk and apparently also porks the pork.
Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now.
A Cameron Diaz
In the Conservatory!
The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.
"Five more years of Cameron"
In the Piggy bank
He had really sunk to a new low.
You'll never lose your pounds quicker.
People say he's really outgoing
without EU
But Theresa May.
That'll do pig, that'll do.
The case is proceeding under the grounds of Statue-tory Rape.
Now that Alan Thicke is gone.
Sheryl Crow, Russel Crowe, and Cameron Crowe all happened to be in one room. Nobody was injured.
James Camera-off
Because David Cameron wouldn't do it, but Theresa May.
Mom, why is my sister's name Cameron?"
"Well, son, your father loves romance, and Cameron is an anagram of romance. So we called her Cameron."
"Oh, that makes sense. Thanks, Mom!"
"No problem, Alan."
"Because your mother loves romance and it's an anagram."
"Thanks dad."
"Sure thing Alan."
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