"you could walk into a grocery store with 2 dollars in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well."
"But today," he continued, "wherever you go - there are cameras."
Nowadays, they got cameras everywhere.
Today, unfortunately, there are cameras everywhere.
that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He'd come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can't do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.
Now, they have cameras everywhere.
Just to convince people that I have stuff worth stealing.
As per habit, he checks every inch of his hotel room looking for mics, cameras or any surveillance device.
Sure enough, right in the centre of the room, under the bed, under the carpet is a small, black metal object firmly bolted to the floor.
He takes out his equipment, detaches the metal object & throws it out the window.
The next morning the hotel manager knocks on his door & asks him,
"Good morning sir, did you have any problems last night?"
"Not at all" the man answered, "why do you ask?"
"Well, it's very strange" said the manager, "but in the room directly below yours, the chandelier suddenly fell down in the middle of the night".
A man is sitting at the bar drinking a beer. He hears "nice suit". He looks around, but there is nobody near him. He shrugs it off, takes another sip. He hears "nice shoes too!" Startled, he looks around again this time searching for hidden cameras, or a television or some explanation for the voice. Still nothing. A few minutes pass and he forgets about it again going back to his beer. He then hears "you're very handsome". A little unnerved he asks the bartender "man, I don't want to sound strange, but I swear I keep hearing this voice talk to me..." the bartender replies nonchalantly "complimentary peanuts".
My mum used to send me to the corner shop of our street with a ten-bob note, and for that I'd bring back 6 eggs, 2 bottles of milk, a loaf of bread, 5lb of potatoes and a packet of sweets for me. Trouble is, you can't do that today.....
Too many cameras.
This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?
But you can't do that anymore because there's too many surveillance cameras.
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
"Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
They capture your special moments.
Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.
Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere
They wanna see their pee HD.
My pop was telling me about how back in the fifties you could get so much more from the shops.
Het tells me "we used to be able to go into grace brothers with ten dollars and come out with two pairs of socks, some new undies, a razor or two and a small bottle of aftershave."
But unfortunately as he tells me, "you can't get that much for ten dollars anymore...there's too many security cameras"
It's called methead acting
Me: "That's cool Grandma. But you can't do it anymore, they've got cameras everywhere"
Some people just want to watch the world churn
Now they have cameras everywhere
Before I could go into a store with 3 bucks and get 5 videogames, but now they have cameras all over the place.
Grandpa: Back then, for a dollah, I could get rice, milk, sardines, eggs, four boxes of cereal, a bottle of coke, some chips, and a tub of ice cream
Grandson: How about now, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Now a days, it's impossible to do anything with all dem gawddam cameras around!
i haven't hid a million dollars inside your house
...so I stopped eating cameras.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Don't eat cameras.
there are no cameras in the girls locker rooms.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything..
NASA had recently sent more cameras to monitor the surface of Mars when they came across a creature that they had never seen before. Due to it's large ears and long tail they decided that this was some new form of feline species. However, upon closer inspection they found that this creature was not moving and in fact had large tire marks across it's back. Based on these findings NASA had but one unfortunate observation to make.
"Curiosity killed the cat"
...the store put cameras today.
A grandfather to his grandson: when i was you age id grab $5 and get groceries for the entire week.
The grandson: We can't do that now grandpa..they have cameras installed.
Well...
that's what the speed cameras think.
Point and Shoot
I always get lost after knowing how fast I'm going
A pack of gum, some candy, 2 sodas, 4 pack of chips. Today..well the got cameras everywhere.
Because stores now have cameras
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
They say the camera adds 10 pounds... Quit eating cameras damnit
He can't anymore though, too many cameras.
So if you see one, yank the SOB down!
now days they have cameras
They don't like being shot.
Old Man : Hmmm...when I was young, I could go to a store with 50 cents and get myself candy, toys, and bread.
YB : wow that must've been fantastic. What about now?
OM : Sigh, times have changed. Nowadays with those darn cameras everywhere in the store, its practically impossible to do so anymore.
until they put cameras all over the place
Shame for cameras in stores...
Since i got one I haven't looked back.
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