The Best 48 Cameras Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cameras Jokes and Puns
The Good Old Days!
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
"Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
Shopping back then
My pop was telling me about how back in the fifties you could get so much more from the shops.
Het tells me "we used to be able to go into grace brothers with ten dollars and come out with two pairs of socks, some new undies, a razor or two and a small bottle of aftershave."
But unfortunately as he tells me, "you can't get that much for ten dollars anymore...there's too many security cameras"
I heard the camera adds 10 pounds.
Don't eat cameras.
TIL that India is installing 15000 CCTV cameras in Delhi for Obama's visit.
This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?
Heard that 15,000 CCTV cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit....This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything..
I got security cameras fitted outside my house.
Just to convince people that I have stuff worth stealing.
My grandpa would always tell me...
that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He'd come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can't do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.
When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum
Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere
When I was your age, my mom sent me to the store with a quarter and I came back with a loaf of bread, a bottle of milk, and a newspaper.
But you can't do that anymore because there's too many surveillance cameras.
Grandma: "I remember the days when we could walk into a grocery store with a ten dollar bill and come out with a handful of stuff"
Me: "That's cool Grandma. But you can't do it anymore, they've got cameras everywhere"
A paranoid man stays at a hotel,
As per habit, he checks every inch of his hotel room looking for mics, cameras or any surveillance device.
Sure enough, right in the centre of the room, under the bed, under the carpet is a small, black metal object firmly bolted to the floor.
He takes out his equipment, detaches the metal object & throws it out the window.
The next morning the hotel manager knocks on his door & asks him,
"Good morning sir, did you have any problems last night?"
"Not at all" the man answered, "why do you ask?"
"Well, it's very strange" said the manager, "but in the room directly below yours, the chandelier suddenly fell down in the middle of the night".
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How are condoms like cameras?
They capture your special moments.
They told me that cameras add 10 lbs...
...so I stopped eating cameras.
When I was a kid -
My mum used to send me to the corner shop of our street with a ten-bob note, and for that I'd bring back 6 eggs, 2 bottles of milk, a loaf of bread, 5lb of potatoes and a packet of sweets for me. Trouble is, you can't do that today.....
Too many cameras.
I accidentally washed my cameras memory card.
Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.
I guess the reason they could never find Matt Lauer is because...
there are no cameras in the girls locker rooms.
what's the difference between a bunch of cameras and a million dollars?
i haven't hid a million dollars inside your house
"Back in the day," my grandfather started to say,
"you could walk into a grocery store with 2 dollars in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well."
"But today," he continued, "wherever you go - there are cameras."
Aaron Paul prefers to stay in character even when the cameras aren't rolling
It's called methead acting
Why do scientists have cameras in the toilet?
They wanna see their pee HD.
I remember when I was a kid, I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars, 6 packs of now or laters, and an ice cold drink.
Nowadays, they got cameras everywhere.
I miss the old days
Before I could go into a store with 3 bucks and get 5 videogames, but now they have cameras all over the place.
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
When I was a kid, you could walk into a gas station with a $1 bill and leave with a bag of chips, a candy bar, and a coke.
Now, they have cameras everywhere.
I remember 30 years ago with a dollar you went to the supermarket and went out with 2 sandwiches, 1 box of 6 beers and a pack of cigars.
Today, unfortunately, there are cameras everywhere.
A Grandfather talks to his grandson
Grandpa: Back then, for a dollah, I could get rice, milk, sardines, eggs, four boxes of cereal, a bottle of coke, some chips, and a tub of ice cream
Grandson: How about now, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Now a days, it's impossible to do anything with all dem gawddam cameras around!
I miss going to the store with 1$ as a kid and being able to get a pack of milk, 12 eggs and a lot of candies.
Now they have cameras everywhere
I put hidden cameras in every butter factory in the world and will sell access to them,
Some people just want to watch the world churn
When I was a kid I could go to the store with only $5 and come home with bread, milk, hotdogs and my favorite candy. You can't do that these days...
Too many damned security cameras.
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Remember the good old days when you can walk into a gas station with $1 and walk out with two bags of chips, beef jerky, and a drink?
Nowadays, there's cameras everywhere.
When I was a kid, you could go in a store with 10 dollars and get out with a new ball, 4 milk jugs, a shirt and a pair of shoes.
Nowadays you can't. There are security cameras everywhere.
My sister's onlyfans makes a lot of money
I'm going to have to tell her when she finds the hidden cameras
Back in the days, I'd only take just $1 with me to the supermarket and came back with 3 bottles of soda and 2 bags of crisps
But these days, there are surveillance cameras everywhere
The show "COPS" is no longer filmed
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras
Matthew McConaughey, Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt decide to make a movie together.
Of course, they are going to need roles for each other, but none of them can decide what they want to do. They argue over this for hours, until Leonardo finally decides he wants to direct, since he is the best with cameras. Eventually, Brad Pitt decides he wants to produce, since he's the one with the most money. Now there's only one left; McConaughey. DiCaprio turns to him and says,
Well what does that leave you with?
Matthew thinks about this for a while, until he finally turns to the two of them.
I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
I remember a time where you could walk into the gas station with a quarter and leave with a candy bar and a coke.
Now there are cameras everywhere.
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar
...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..
Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
When i was a kid, you could go into a store with a dollar and walk out with a soda, 4 candy bars, chips, and some gum...
But now, they have security cameras everywhere
[not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
An old man is talking to his grandson about how things were cheaper when he was a boy
He said that when he was a boy he could walk into a shop with £5 and walk out with a loaf of bread and milk coffee a tub of butter some bacon a pack of cigarettes and a news paper. The boy said that's amazing can I do that. The old man said no. You can't do that nowadays there are too many security cameras.
You might have read about nature photographers disguising their cameras as herd animals to photograph lions...
Don't believe it.
Fake Gnus
In my day, I could walk into the grocery with a dime and walk out with a loaf of bread, half a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a pound of hamburger.
Nowadays they've got these newfangled cameras everywhere.
Scientists attached cameras to dogs, to learn more about their life.
Turns out: 10% of time - dog trying to get rid from camera and rest of time - it run away from scientists.
Back in my day
Back in my day you use to be able to go into a Shop with £1.00 and come out with 2 Chocolate Bars and a Packed Of Crisps, but now these days they have Cameras.
I Remember
when I could go to the local milk bar with a dollar and walk out with a big bag of lollies.
You can't do that anymore, things have changed.
These days they have cameras everywhere..
Grandpa:
"Back in the day, you could walk into a grocery store with $ 2 and leave with a full shopping cart. But nowadays they have security cameras everywhere!"
I used to be able to go to the store with only a quarter and come back with a carton of milk, but now I have to pay five whole dollars.
Some people blame inflation, but personally, I blame the security cameras.
Back in my day, you could walk into a store with $25 and walk out with 2 ribeye steaks, a case of beer, a pack of toilet paper and a gallon of milk. You just can't do that anymore….
Too many cameras.
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