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Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson.
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
"Grandson, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."
My pop was telling me about how back in the fifties you could get so much more from the shops.
Het tells me "we used to be able to go into grace brothers with ten dollars and come out with two pairs of socks, some new undies, a razor or two and a small bottle of aftershave."
But unfortunately as he tells me, "you can't get that much for ten dollars anymore...there's too many security cameras"
Don't eat cameras.
This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.... When will the world stop this Racist behaviour ?
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything..
Just to convince people that I have stuff worth stealing.
that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He'd come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can't do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.
Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere
But you can't do that anymore because there's too many surveillance cameras.
Me: "That's cool Grandma. But you can't do it anymore, they've got cameras everywhere"
As per habit, he checks every inch of his hotel room looking for mics, cameras or any surveillance device.
Sure enough, right in the centre of the room, under the bed, under the carpet is a small, black metal object firmly bolted to the floor.
He takes out his equipment, detaches the metal object & throws it out the window.
The next morning the hotel manager knocks on his door & asks him,
"Good morning sir, did you have any problems last night?"
"Not at all" the man answered, "why do you ask?"
"Well, it's very strange" said the manager, "but in the room directly below yours, the chandelier suddenly fell down in the middle of the night".
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They capture your special moments.
...so I stopped eating cameras.
My mum used to send me to the corner shop of our street with a ten-bob note, and for that I'd bring back 6 eggs, 2 bottles of milk, a loaf of bread, 5lb of potatoes and a packet of sweets for me. Trouble is, you can't do that today.....
Too many cameras.
Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.
there are no cameras in the girls locker rooms.
i haven't hid a million dollars inside your house
"you could walk into a grocery store with 2 dollars in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well."
"But today," he continued, "wherever you go - there are cameras."
It's called methead acting
They wanna see their pee HD.
Nowadays, they got cameras everywhere.
Before I could go into a store with 3 bucks and get 5 videogames, but now they have cameras all over the place.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Now, they have cameras everywhere.
Today, unfortunately, there are cameras everywhere.
Grandpa: Back then, for a dollah, I could get rice, milk, sardines, eggs, four boxes of cereal, a bottle of coke, some chips, and a tub of ice cream
Grandson: How about now, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Now a days, it's impossible to do anything with all dem gawddam cameras around!
Now they have cameras everywhere
Some people just want to watch the world churn
Too many damned security cameras.
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Nowadays, there's cameras everywhere.
Nowadays you can't. There are security cameras everywhere.
I'm going to have to tell her when she finds the hidden cameras
But these days, there are surveillance cameras everywhere
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras
Of course, they are going to need roles for each other, but none of them can decide what they want to do. They argue over this for hours, until Leonardo finally decides he wants to direct, since he is the best with cameras. Eventually, Brad Pitt decides he wants to produce, since he's the one with the most money. Now there's only one left; McConaughey. DiCaprio turns to him and says,
Well what does that leave you with?
Matthew thinks about this for a while, until he finally turns to the two of them.
I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
Now there are cameras everywhere.
...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..
Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
But now, they have security cameras everywhere
[not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
He said that when he was a boy he could walk into a shop with £5 and walk out with a loaf of bread and milk coffee a tub of butter some bacon a pack of cigarettes and a news paper. The boy said that's amazing can I do that. The old man said no. You can't do that nowadays there are too many security cameras.
Don't believe it.
Fake Gnus
Nowadays they've got these newfangled cameras everywhere.
Turns out: 10% of time - dog trying to get rid from camera and rest of time - it run away from scientists.
Back in my day you use to be able to go into a Shop with £1.00 and come out with 2 Chocolate Bars and a Packed Of Crisps, but now these days they have Cameras.
when I could go to the local milk bar with a dollar and walk out with a big bag of lollies.
You can't do that anymore, things have changed.
These days they have cameras everywhere..
"Back in the day, you could walk into a grocery store with $ 2 and leave with a full shopping cart. But nowadays they have security cameras everywhere!"
Some people blame inflation, but personally, I blame the security cameras.
Too many cameras.
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