The Best 62 Camera Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Camera jokes. There are some camera photograph jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these camera hidden camera puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Camera Jokes and Puns

In California...

Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries?

...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures.

Luella and Rose

There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They were going
to get a picture taken of themselves as they just got their checks.
They go to the studio and after the photographer fools with the
camera he tells Rose to sit quietly because he had to focus.
Well, Luella being hard of hearing says, "Huh?"
Rose says, "Be still girl he's gonna focus!"
Luella looks and says, "Both of us?"

A man goes to audition for an anchor position at a local tv station


A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position.

He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is obvious that he has a terrible stutter, and hisleft eye continuously winks.

The producer says, "Thank you for your audition, we'll let you know."

The man says, "W-w-wait a moment, I c-c-can fix this."

He opens his breifcase, and about 200 condoms fall out, he digs deeper and pulls out a bottle of aspitin.

He take a single aspirin, and then re-reads his copy perfectly, his wink having vanished.

The producer is dumbfounded, and he says, "Thanks fantastic, but what's with the condoms?"

The man says, "This is what they give you if you stutter and wink and ask for aspirin at the pharmacy.

Camera joke, A man goes to audition for an anchor position at a local tv station

Proctologist

A guy goes in to his proctologist for a colonoscopy. The doctor has the camera up there, watching the video on the screen. The doctor says, "At this point in the process, it's normal to experience an erection."

The guys says, "But, doctor, I don't have an erection."

The doctor says, "I wasn't talking about *you*."

You know you're ugly when....

it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
(add your own)


At the hospital

I went to the hospital today for a Gastroscopy test.

In the waiting room the doctor came through and explained the situation to the four of us sat waiting there.

He explained that I was having the Gastroscopy, which is the camera down the throat.

Whilst the other three were there for a Colonoscopy, which is the camera up the arsehole. The doctor asked if we had any questions.

I said: "Yes. Can I go first?"

From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

Camera joke, From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself.

I think it's called a narciss-stick.

A man asked me if I could figure out how to operate a camera...

I told him I'd look into it and give it my best shot.

I got peanut butter on my camera

Now every picture is a jif

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

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British people are always recording their finances

because the camera adds ten pounds.

Me: Siri, why am I alone?

Siri: *opens front facing camera*

Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D.

Sadly it can't focus.

A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on...

He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Camera joke, How do you silence a group of women?

"Siri, why am I single?"

Siri: opens front face camera

they say a camera adds 5 pounds.

that being the case, do african children even exist?

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.


A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes.
(Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

If the camera really does add 10 pounds

Do Ethiopian kids even exist?

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

..Trump said "Buy american, Hire american"

Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*

he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*

What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?

Phil Ming

A photographer had his lens fall off his camera

He was fined for indecent exposure.

I asked Siri why I'm single

She opened the front camera

"Siri, why am I still single"?

...Siri turns on the front camera

For Father's Day, my wife gave me a rear facing camera for my car.

I haven't looked back since.

You know you're addicted to games...

When you walk into the bank and see a camera and your first instinct is to take your 9mm pistol to shoot it.

They call me The Tripod

Her: So why do they call you 'Tripod'?

Me: Let me unzip this and show you...

*opens camera case and takes really steady photo*

What does a politician have in common with a pornstar?

Both are experts in changing positions in front of a camera.

So my pal asked Siri why he's still single..

Siri activated the front camera

What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

One is for five toes, the other is for photos.

Today I put a new lens on my camera that allows me to take photos of farts.

It's called flatulence.

Sorry, I'm a dad.

My boss accused me of installing a hidden camera in the woman's toilet.

"How do you know it was me, it could be anyone!", I told him.

"I saw you from MY camera!", he replied.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette?

Your camera

My son asked me to give him a life lesson.

I said, "Son, you see that mountain over there?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "If you work really hard and you climb that moment, for days and says... what happens when you reach the top?"

He said, "You see amazing things?"

I said, "No, you realise you left your camera at the bottom. Then when you get back down there you realise that someone's stolen it. That's life."

You know you're ugly when...

You get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

They say the camera adds ten pounds

But after meeting a few girls online I'm convinced it takes away at least thirty

I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued...

"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."

I got a free iPhoneX, $300 cash and a camera

Its like this gun has magic

What do you call an Asian behind a camera?

Phil Ming

You know you're ugly...

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

Hey Siri, why do I not have a girlfriend?

Siri : *opens front camera

I asked Siri Why I'm still single?

She opened the front facing camera

As a kid my dad used to always hit me with a camera

I still have flashbacks

I asked Siri for a joke to post here

She turned on my selfie camera

It was stormy weather outside, so I was really surprised to hear the doorbell ring.

The doorbell camera revealed it was my mother in law, completely soaked from the rain, and shivering in the icy wind. Concerned she might catch a cold, I hollered:

Please, don't just stand there!

Go home!

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Disclaimer:

I really appreciate my mother in law. This is a joke (which I like to tell her once in a while). In-laws deserve to be treated with respect, just like real human beings.

What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

A camera takes photos
A sock takes 5 toes

My father used to hit me with his camera.

I still get flashbacks.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"



"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.



"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

Siri, why am I single?

Siri: *activates front camera*

Why do Brits always look wealthier on T.V. and in movies?

Because the camera puts on 10 pounds.

An English bishop was visiting New York and had been warned about quote-hungry American reporters.

As he was walking down the stairs off the plane, a voice amid the camera flashes called out "Hey, Bishop! Will you be visiting any strip clubs while you're in New York?"

The bishop gave a crinkly smile and said innocently: "Dear me, are there such establishments in this city?"

When he got to his hotel, the headline in the evening paper read: **LIMEY BISHOP'S FIRST QUESTION: "ARE THERE ANY STRIP CLUBS IN NEW YORK?"**

Scientists attached cameras to dogs, to learn more about their life.

Turns out: 10% of time - dog trying to get rid from camera and rest of time - it run away from scientists.

I asked Siri why I'm single?

She responded by opening my front camera.

My new car has a reverse camera.

It's awesome. Since I got it, I haven't looked back.

What was the name of the British knight who came up with the first cctv camera ?

Sir Veillance

What's the difference between a digital camera and a sock?

The camera takes photos and the the sock takes five toes.

Today, I asked my phone Siri, why am I still single?

and it activated the front camera.

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