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Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries?
...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures.
There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They were going
to get a picture taken of themselves as they just got their checks.
They go to the studio and after the photographer fools with the
camera he tells Rose to sit quietly because he had to focus.
Well, Luella being hard of hearing says, "Huh?"
Rose says, "Be still girl he's gonna focus!"
Luella looks and says, "Both of us?"
A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position.
He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is obvious that he has a terrible stutter, and hisleft eye continuously winks.
The producer says, "Thank you for your audition, we'll let you know."
The man says, "W-w-wait a moment, I c-c-can fix this."
He opens his breifcase, and about 200 condoms fall out, he digs deeper and pulls out a bottle of aspitin.
He take a single aspirin, and then re-reads his copy perfectly, his wink having vanished.
The producer is dumbfounded, and he says, "Thanks fantastic, but what's with the condoms?"
The man says, "This is what they give you if you stutter and wink and ask for aspirin at the pharmacy.
A guy goes in to his proctologist for a colonoscopy. The doctor has the camera up there, watching the video on the screen. The doctor says, "At this point in the process, it's normal to experience an erection."
The guys says, "But, doctor, I don't have an erection."
The doctor says, "I wasn't talking about *you*."
it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
(add your own)
I went to the hospital today for a Gastroscopy test.
In the waiting room the doctor came through and explained the situation to the four of us sat waiting there.
He explained that I was having the Gastroscopy, which is the camera down the throat.
Whilst the other three were there for a Colonoscopy, which is the camera up the arsehole. The doctor asked if we had any questions.
I said: "Yes. Can I go first?"
Your camera.
I think it's called a narciss-stick.
I told him I'd look into it and give it my best shot.
Now every picture is a jif
a daeshcam
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because the camera adds ten pounds.
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Sadly it can't focus.
He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
Bring out your camera.
Siri: opens front face camera
that being the case, do african children even exist?
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
The bystander with the camera.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes.
(Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Do Ethiopian kids even exist?
By selling your camera.
They both capture that special moment.
Standing on an Ikea podium from *Sweden*, behind bullet proof by Saint Gobain Glass from *France*, smiling at a 4K Sony *Japanese* Video camera, speaking into a Dolby Sennheiser *German* microphone, with vigorous hand gestures giving a glimpse of a Rolex under the cuff made in *Switzerland*
he patriotically said ..*"Buy American, Hire American, Stop Immigrants".* while standing beside a *Slovenian wife*
Phil Ming
He was fined for indecent exposure.
She opened the front camera
...Siri turns on the front camera
I haven't looked back since.
When you walk into the bank and see a camera and your first instinct is to take your 9mm pistol to shoot it.
Her: So why do they call you 'Tripod'?
Me: Let me unzip this and show you...
*opens camera case and takes really steady photo*
Both are experts in changing positions in front of a camera.
Siri activated the front camera
One is for five toes, the other is for photos.
It's called flatulence.
Sorry, I'm a dad.
"How do you know it was me, it could be anyone!", I told him.
"I saw you from MY camera!", he replied.
Your camera
I said, "Son, you see that mountain over there?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "If you work really hard and you climb that moment, for days and says... what happens when you reach the top?"
He said, "You see amazing things?"
I said, "No, you realise you left your camera at the bottom. Then when you get back down there you realise that someone's stolen it. That's life."
You get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
But after meeting a few girls online I'm convinced it takes away at least thirty
"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."
Its like this gun has magic
Phil Ming
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
Siri : *opens front camera
She opened the front facing camera
I still have flashbacks
She turned on my selfie camera
The doorbell camera revealed it was my mother in law, completely soaked from the rain, and shivering in the icy wind. Concerned she might catch a cold, I hollered:
Please, don't just stand there!
Go home!
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Disclaimer:
I really appreciate my mother in law. This is a joke (which I like to tell her once in a while). In-laws deserve to be treated with respect, just like real human beings.
A camera takes photos
A sock takes 5 toes
I still get flashbacks.
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
Siri: *activates front camera*
Because the camera puts on 10 pounds.
As he was walking down the stairs off the plane, a voice amid the camera flashes called out "Hey, Bishop! Will you be visiting any strip clubs while you're in New York?"
The bishop gave a crinkly smile and said innocently: "Dear me, are there such establishments in this city?"
When he got to his hotel, the headline in the evening paper read: **LIMEY BISHOP'S FIRST QUESTION: "ARE THERE ANY STRIP CLUBS IN NEW YORK?"**
Turns out: 10% of time - dog trying to get rid from camera and rest of time - it run away from scientists.
She responded by opening my front camera.
It's awesome. Since I got it, I haven't looked back.
Sir Veillance
The camera takes photos and the the sock takes five toes.
and it activated the front camera.
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