Camera Jokes

Funniest Camera Short Jokes

Short camera jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The camera humour may include short computer jokes also.

1. The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
2. The show "COPS" is no longer filmed honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras
3. A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera.
4. They call me The Tripod Her: So why do they call you 'Tripod'?
   Me: Let me unzip this and show you...
   *opens camera case and takes really steady photo*
5. I remember when I was a kid, I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars, 6 packs of now or laters, and an ice cold drink. Nowadays, they got cameras everywhere.
6. What's the difference between a sock and a camera? One is for five toes, the other is for photos.
7. I remember 30 years ago with a dollar you went to the supermarket and went out with 2 sandwiches, 1 box of 6 beers and a pack of cigars. Today, unfortunately, there are cameras everywhere.
8. A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
9. I remember when I was a kid I could go to a store with a dollar and get two big bags of chips, a 2 liter of Sprite, 6 bags of Skittles and 6 Slim Jims. Nowadays they have cameras everywhere inside.
10. You know you're ugly when.... it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
    (add your own)

Share These Camera Jokes With Friends

Camera One Liners

Which camera one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with camera? I can suggest the ones about phone and photo.

1. Today, I asked my phone Siri, why am I still single? and it activated the front camera.
2. What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer? By selling your camera.
3. What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? Phil Ming
4. I asked Siri why I'm single She opened the front camera
5. If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do ethiopian kids even exist?
6. "Siri, why am I single?" Siri: opens front face camera
7. What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck? a daeshcam
8. So my pal asked Siri why he's still single.. Siri activated the front camera
9. "Siri, why am I still single"? ...Siri turns on the front camera
10. Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus.
11. I got a free iPhoneX, $300 cash and a camera Its like this gun has magic
12. they say a camera adds 5 pounds. that being the case, do african children even exist?
13. I asked Siri why I'm single? She responded by opening my front camera.
14. As a kid my dad used to always hit me with a camera I still have flashbacks
15. A photographer had his lens fall off his camera He was fined for indecent exposure.

Camera Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny camera day jokes and even better camera day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Remember the good old days when you can walk into a gas station with $1 and walk out with two bags of chips, beef jerky, and a drink? Nowadays, there's cameras everywhere.
• Back in the days, I'd only take just $1 with me to the supermarket and came back with 3 bottles of soda and 2 bags of crisp But these days, there are surveillance cameras everywhere
• Back in my day Back in my day you use to be able to go into a Shop with £1.00 and come out with 2 Chocolate Bars and a Packed Of Crisps, but now these days they have Cameras.
• For Father's Day, my wife gave me a rear facing camera for my car. I haven't looked back since.
• Back in my day, you could walk into a store with $25 and walk out with 2 ribeye steaks, a case of beer, a pack of toilet paper and a gallon of milk. You just can't do that anymore…. Too many cameras.
• Grandpa: "Back in the day, you could walk into a grocery store with $ 2 and leave with a full shopping cart. But nowadays they have security cameras everywhere!"
• I Remember when I could go to the local milk bar with a dollar and walk out with a big bag of lollies.
  You can't do that anymore, things have changed.
  These days they have cameras everywhere..
• When I was a kid if I was naughty my dad use to hit me with polaroid camera. To this day I can still have instant flashbacks.
• I miss the old days Before I could go into a store with 3 bucks and get 5 videogames, but now they have cameras all over the place.
• Back in the days a dollar could get me... A pack of gum, some candy, 2 sodas, 4 pack of chips. Today..well the got cameras everywhere.

Security Camera Jokes

Here is a list of funny security camera jokes and even better security camera puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I got security cameras fitted outside my house. Just to convince people that I have stuff worth stealing.
• Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
  They turned of the security cameras.
• Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.
• I clicked on an NFL greatest hits compilation Unfortunately it was mostly just security camera footage of their girlfriends
• 10 years ago, you could walk into a store with just a dollar and come back out with a candy bar, a soda and a bag of crisps, Now there's security cameras everywhere!
• When I was a kid I could go to the store with only $5 and come home with bread, milk, hotdogs and my favorite candy. You can't do that these days... Too many d**... security cameras.
• When I was a kid, you could go in a store with 10 dollars and get out with a new ball, 4 milk j**..., a shirt and a pair of shoes. Nowadays you can't. There are security cameras everywhere.
• Police and Security companies are using fake hornets' nests to hide cameras. So if you see one, y**... the s**... down!

Camera Shutter Jokes

Here is a list of funny camera shutter jokes and even better camera shutter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
• Breaking News: Japanese researchers have developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast... It can actually capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.
• Japanese Camera
  There's a Japanese firm that has developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually catch an Aussie with his mouth shut.
  
• The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut
• I heard a horror story involving a camera and window blinds. I shutter at the thought of it.
• Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immensely fast shutter-speed... ...that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut.
• Tech news: Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast... It can actually photograph women with their mouth closed
• This old remote shutter release i found isn't working My camera won't take pictures with it but the neighbors car has been crushed.
• Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter.
• The Japanese have developed a camera shutter so fast It can photograph a girl with her mouth closed.

Hidden Camera Jokes

Here is a list of funny hidden camera jokes and even better hidden camera puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My sister's onlyfans makes a lot of money I'm going to have to tell her when she finds the hidden cameras
• My boss accused me of installing a hidden camera in the woman's toilet. "How do you know it was me, it could be anyone!", I told him.
  "I saw you from MY camera!", he replied.
• Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink. They're calling it The iCup.
• I put hidden cameras in every butter factory in the world and will sell access to them, Some people just want to watch the world churn
• Tyson Chicken Factory Farm Caught On Hidden Camera Torturing And Neglecting Animals I guess they were caught choking the chicken?
• Apple has made a small hidden camera popular with voyeurs... ...Its called the iCUP
• Unprecedented Hidden Camera : The Boy Prank ( 02/14/16 ) Catch made ​​by SBT television network in partnership with the film The Boy.
  Enjoy
• What do you call a hidden camera in a l**... store dressing room? A booby trap!

Camera Quality Jokes

Here is a list of funny camera quality jokes and even better camera quality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The camera quality of the Mars rover is so good That you could say it's out of this world
• I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail... I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.
• Wow, the CIA microwave camera program has really come a long way... They've gone from photos of potato quality to quality photos of potatoes.
• I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back... Really bad quality and way too expensive.

Laughter Camera Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about camera you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean video jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make camera pranks.