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160 camel jokes and hilarious camel puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about camel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Camel Jokes

Short camel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The camel humour may include short lion jokes also.

  1. Where would you park your camel? The Camelot.
    PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
  2. I find it strange how everyone suddenly cares about straws killing dolphins... They've been breaking camels' backs for years.
  3. What's the difference between a camel and a Russian? A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
  4. When I was a kid a zookeeper caught me smoking a camel. I told him I'd kill a giraffe too if he didn't keep his mouth shut.
  5. Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboro but who could resist an offer like that?
  6. What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement? A camel - I put in the cement just to make it harder.
  7. What do you call a camel that looks the same walking forward as it does walking backward? A palindromedary.
  8. I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.
  9. Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians.
  10. Why Do You Never See Camels Going To School With Cows? Because they don't want to put up with that drama dairy.
    (My wife came up with this, don't hate me.)

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Camel One Liners

Which camel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with camel? I can suggest the ones about elope and lama.

  1. What do you call a frozen camel? Lost
  2. Where do you park camels? In the Camelot
  3. How do camels learn to mate ? They read the llama Sutra.
    Alpaca my bags, I think.....
  4. What do you call a camel with a flat back? Humphrey
  5. What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated
  6. What do you call a camel that hates cows? Drama-dairy.
    Courtesy of my eight-year-old
  7. What do you call a camel that eats another camel? A camibal
  8. Is it possible to make a case for the camel? weAlreadyDid.
  9. What's a camels favourite meal? Desert.
  10. What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey
  11. What does a camel do on a pudding? Walks through the dessert
  12. I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once. It had its ups and downs.
  13. What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual.
  14. What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions ? A palindromedary
  15. What is the best day to eat Camel meat? Wednesday

Camel Hump Jokes

Here is a list of funny camel hump jokes and even better camel hump puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant.
  • What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P
  • My 5 year olds goto joke: What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant.
  • What does a Bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? Humps on the back.
  • Which camel is more frisky, the Bactrian camel or the Dromedary? The Bactrian camel, because it has two humps every day, while the Dromedary gets by with only one.
  • What do you call a camel with three humps Pregnant!
    My 6 year old daughter caught us off guard with this one tonight lol
  • How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel.
  • Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
  • What is a camel's favorite song? My humps :black eyed peas
  • Did you know that camels can last longer without water than s**...? They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a h**....

Arab Camel Jokes

Here is a list of funny arab camel jokes and even better arab camel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call an Arab man who owns both a goat and a camel? Bisexual
  • Camels really dont mind carrying Arabs around They just think they smell like Shiite.
  • What do you call an Arab with his hands up a camels bottom? Mechanic!
  • What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!
  • What do you call an Arab that has both a camel and a sheep? Bisexual
  • Why Do They Call Camels The Ships Of The Desert? Because of Arab s**... inside of them.
  • (nsfw) An arab man goes to the airport to take a flight - Name?
    - Abdul Al Razhib.
    - s**...?
    - Three to five times a week.
    - No, no, I mean: male or female?
    - Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
  • Why cant Arabs have s**... Ed and Drivers Ed on the same day? They need to give the camel a break

Camel Toe Jokes

Here is a list of funny camel toe jokes and even better camel toe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do girls always get camel toes when they wear tight pants? They got beef
  • I noticed my feet smelled like fish this morning... I think I might have camel toes.
  • Why are leggings and sand the same? They both get stuck in c**....
  • Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her c**...!
  • I just saw a lady with pants so tight her c**... mouthed "help me".
  • I should start to buy, s**... and sell baby camels that way I can sell young c**....
  • You say tomato, I say tomahto... You say c**..., I say moose knuckle.
  • What did the c**... say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!
  • What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a c**....

Baby Camel Jokes

Here is a list of funny baby camel jokes and even better baby camel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So, a one-h**... camel marries a two-h**... camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a h**.... So they named him Humphrey.
  • h**... day joke. A one h**... camel married a two h**... camel and they had a baby that had no humps. What did they name the child?
    Humphrey.
  • At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week. What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
    Humphrey!
Camel joke, At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.

Hilarious Camel Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about camel you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean monkey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make camel prank.

How do camels have s**... in the desert?

They dry h**....

So a man rides his camel through New York...

and leaves it to go to a diner. When he comes back, his camel is missing, so he goes to the police.
The police ask a few questions. "Was the camel male or female?"
The man replies, "I'm not entirely sure- Wait! I remember! It's male it has to be!
"How do you know?"
"Well, when I was riding through town people kept pointing and saying "Look at the shmuck on that camel!"

Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as s**... ed in Egypt?

Wears out the camel.

3 soccer players, one plays for Manchester United, one for Liverpool and one for Arsenal, are lost in the desert.

They come across a dead camel and are having trouble deciding who gets what? So the guy from Manchester says, well since I'm from ManCHESTer, i'll get the chest. The player from liverpool goes, well in that case I'll eat the LIVER. Then guy from ARSEnal says...i'm not hungry....

Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa

An Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa. The head of expedition, a prominent Russian scientist, Artem Pizdobolov, have bad news and good news to tell his comrades. First the bad news, he said. We run out of food and water. There left only camel's dung. Tell us a good news fellow travelers asked in desperation. The good new is that we have that camel dung in abundance.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:

Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: s**...?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn't that hostile?
Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! run too fast.

Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch?

It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.

A Camel Walks Into A Bar

A lady and her camel walk into a bar. When the lady goes over to the bar, she just lets the camel lay down. When she gets to the bar, the bartender says, "Ma'am, you cant leave that lien' their." The lady who owns the camel says "It's not a lion, it's a camel."

why are s**... ed and drivers ed never on the same day in iraq ?

the camel would get overworked

Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water.

His dad says, "Another one? That's the second glass this month."

what do you call a camel with no bones in his back

Why don't Muslims teach driving and s**... ed. on the same day?

They don't want to wear the camel out.

Why don't they have driving lessons and s**... ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

They don't want to overwork the camel.

Box of condoms fall onto v**...'s lap on the way to the drive-in...

v**... - "What are these?"
Guy - "Umm.. those..those are cigarette holders!"
v**... - "Where do you get these cigarette holders?"
Guy - "At the pharmacy."
(The next day the v**... goes to the pharmacy to get herself some cigarette holders)
Pharmacist - "How may I help you?"
v**... - "I'd like a box of condoms, please."
Pharmacist - "Okay, what size do you need, Miss?"
v**... - "I'd say big enough for a camel!"

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their h**... has no bone.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Why dont they have Drivers Education and s**... Education class on the same day in Iran

Because it would kill the camel

In Iraq why don't they teach drivers ed and s**... ed on the same day?

The camel gets too tired.

Do you speak English?

Do you speak English?
-Yes!
Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
s**...?
- Three to five times a week.
No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, d**..., any style!
Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...

GRANDPA'S CONDOMS

An old man finds a c**... in his grandson's apartment and asks what it is.
"It's a c**...," replies the grandson, sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?" asks Grandpa.
The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
Grandpa says, "That's a great idea." He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a c**....
"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.
"Big enough to fit a Camel."

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good h**... on.
Source: Jo Brand on QI S3; Cat's Eyes

Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and s**... education on the same day in the Middle East?

They don't want to wear out the camel.

When King Arthur needed to arrange transportation for his trip to the desert, where did he go?

The camel lot.

An old lady pulls out a c**... with a cigarette in it

Her friend asks "Why do you do that?"
She replies "Well it has its benefits...it keeps your cigarettes fresher!"
Fascinated, the friend heads down to the local convenience store and asks the clerk "May I have some condoms please?"
The clerk chuckles but then says "Sure m'am, what size?"
"Well, big enough for a camel that's for sure!!"

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand.
Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand?
To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Why can't they teach s**... education and drivers education at the same time in Saudi Arabia?

It's too hard on the camel.

What do you call a three-h**... camel?

Pregnant
(Told to me by one of the kids at work)

An Arabian guy at the airport

- name?
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- s**...?
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn't that hostile?
- horse style, d**..., any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast

What does somebody want most when they're stranded in the desert and their camel runs away?

They want their camel bak.

At an ISIS recruitment centre...

Interviewer: Name?
Recruit: Saaed Bin Hasrat.
Interviewer: s**...?
Recruit: Often twice a day.
Interviewer: No, no. Male or female?
Recruit: Male, female, sometimes camel, mostly sheep.

Did you hear about the Camel who always got into a lot of emotional situations?

It was a Dramadary.

What's a Camel?

A horse designed by committee.

A muslim man is riding a camel and his wife is walking

A muslim man is riding a camel through the desert and his wife is walking on foot 10 m in front of him.
Another muslim man notices that and says: Don't you know that Holy book of Qur'an says that wife should always walk behind her husband?
The first muslim answers: when the book of Qur'an was written, there yet were no minefields, so keep walking, my beloved Fatimah!

A reporter goes to the Middle East for an interview.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "s**...?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, d**..., any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Whats he difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go daaaays without drinking.

What kind of whale bangs a camel?

A humpback.

My girlfriend told me she had never heard of condoms...

I thought she must be pulling my leg so I played along. Oh yeah? I said, They're for covering your cigarettes in the rain.
Well one day we were in a pharmacy and she asked the clerk for a package of condoms. He asked what kind, and she said oh, to fit a camel.

What do you call a three-h**... camel?

A cancer patient.

Do you speak english?

- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul bal-Rhasib
- s**...?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, d**..., any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.

There's two camels talking. One says to the other...

"I don't care what anybody says, I'm thirsty!"

A camel walks into a bar.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Camel: Just a tea, Hold the water.
Bartender: Seriously? What kind?
Camel: Chamomille, of course.

What do you call a Camel in a drought?

A dry h**....

An arab at the airport

-Name?
-Abduhl al razhib!
-s**...?
-Three to five times a week!
-No, no... I mean male or female?
-Male, female sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep animals in general.
- Oh dear.
-No, no deer run to fast.

What do you call it when a camel cries over spilled milk?

Drama dairy

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.
What do you call a camel that's still a v**...?
Humphrey

Better formatted version Reporter and Man...

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "s**...?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "s**...?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, d**..., any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

How do you r**... a camel?

One h**... at a time.

Why don't ISIS teach s**... Ed and Driver's Ed on the same day?

Too much work for the camel

If a comedy is something that makes you laugh and a tragedy is something that cry, what's a dramady?

I believe it's a type of camel.

What do you get when you cross a camel with a polar bear?

A fireside rug you can have a good h**... on.

A camel Goes into the coffee shop

The barista, about to add the sugar asks, "one lump or two?"

What do you call a cold camel?

A menthol

c**... is feminine...

With the masculine form mooseknuckles. What is the feminine form of sausage fest?

Two camels are walking through the desert. One looks to the other and goes.

I don't care what anyone says... I'm thirsty...

An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq

During inspection, he notices a camel t**... outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, "why is that camel there?"
The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges."
A month later the Captian has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has s**... with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!"

What do you call a desert towing company?

A camel tow

Camel joke, What do you call a desert towing company?

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