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Top 10 of the Funniest Camels Jokes and Puns

How do camels have sex in the desert?

They dry hump.

Interviewing Arab for US visa


Interviewing an arab for a visa

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast

Why Do They Call Camels The Ships Of The Desert?

Because of Arab seamen inside of them.

Camels joke, Why Do They Call Camels The Ships Of The Desert?

An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy...

CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "Sex?"
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB:"Horse style, dog style,any style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!..."

100 camels

A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you for your woman."

After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."

The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"

The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get back home.


Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins *somewhere*

Why don't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in the middle east?

There are never enough camels to go around.

Camels joke, Why don't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in the middle east?

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Did you know that camels can last longer without water than sex?

They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.

Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East?

Because the camels can't handle it.

Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia?

Because the camels can't handle it

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What do you call an Arab with his hands up a camels bottom?

Mechanic!

I should start to buy, slaughter and sell baby camels

that way I can sell young camel toe.

A couple of camels are walking in the dessert...

And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels.

Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British.

Oddly enough, so were the Australians.

Camels joke, Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British.

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand.
Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand?
To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

A man and his wife are touring Egypt.

While looking at the pyramids, a local merchant calls them over. He offers the man 100 camels in exchange for his wife. The man takes a few minutes, but ultimately refuses the offer and the two go on their way. A bit later the man's wife asks him, "What took you so long to say no?". The man replies, "I was trying to think of a way to bring 100 camels back home!"


What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Why are camels bad at sex?

They can only get up to two humps

Why can't a muslim have SexEd and Driver'sEd on the same day?

Their camels need a break at some point.

Camels really dont mind carrying Arabs around

They just think they smell like Shiite.

How do you have sex with a group of camels?

One hump at a time.

There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.

She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said "What brand of condoms do you prefer ma'am." She said "I'm not sure, they're for my Camels," at which point he fainted.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead

...a doctor, a lawyer and an accountant, a Brit, a German and an American, a priest, a rabbi, two camels and a duck walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them all and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do ISIS members practice safe sex?

they mark the camels that kick

There's two camels talking. One says to the other...

"I don't care what anybody says, I'm thirsty!"

Poetry contest

A redneck and a Harvard graduate are in a poetry contest where they have to come up with a poem that has the word Timbuktu in it. The Harvard graduate goes first.

Amongst the desert sands
Away ride the caravans
Camels leaving, two by two
Destination: Timbuktu

The audience applauds, thinking that the redneck does not have a chance. Then the redneck goes.

Me and Tim a'huntin' went,
Found some whores in a pop up tent.
They was three and we was two
So I bucked one and Timbuktu!

Where do you park camels?

In the Camelot

Why Do Camels Make Such Bad Politicians?

They just pussyfoot around the tough issues

Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife.

I usually smoke Marlboro but who could resist an offer like that?

Q: Why don't ISIS fighters have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: Because the camels can't handle it.

Two camels are walking through the desert. One looks to the other and goes.

I don't care what anyone says... I'm thirsty...

I visited the Middle East last year...

And I had to spend a whole school year there. It was weird because their schools are unable to have drivers education and sex education on the same day.

Too hard for the camels.

Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?

Chamomile

Camels...

Doctor, Doctor I get gassy and bloated when I see one hump camels.
Doc: Sounds like you have a dromedary intolerance.

An Interview

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa

Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even
camels

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows too.

Consul: Man....isn't that hostile?

Arab: Oh horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh dear!

Arab: Deer? No deer, they run away too fast!

Consul: Oh God!

Arab: Yeah, I know it's Good for the health

There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.

They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.

The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu."

The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.

The old country man then goes, "Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two."

What's a camels favourite meal?

Desert.

Why Do You Never See Camels Going To School With Cows?

Because they don't want to put up with that drama dairy.

(My wife came up with this, don't hate me.)

I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.

I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.

Husband: It says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.

Wife: Isn't it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays.

How do camels learn to mate ?

They read the Llama Sutra.

Alpaca my bags, I think.....

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