Camel Jokes
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Funniest Camel Short Jokes
Short camel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The camel humour may include short lion jokes also.
- Where would you park your camel? The Camelot.
PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment - I find it strange how everyone suddenly cares about straws killing dolphins... They've been breaking camels' backs for years.
- Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboro but who could resist an offer like that?
- What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement? A camel - I put in the cement just to make it harder.
- What do you call a camel that looks the same walking forward as it does walking backward? A palindromedary.
- Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians.
- Why Do You Never See Camels Going To School With Cows? Because they don't want to put up with that drama dairy.
(My wife came up with this, don't hate me.) - Husband: It says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year. Wife: Isn't it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays.
- What looks exactly like a camel from a distance, but on close inspection isn't a camel at all? a marlboro.
- Whats he difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go daaaays without drinking.
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Camel One Liners
Which camel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with camel? I can suggest the ones about elope and lama.
- What do you call a frozen camel? Lost
- Where do you park camels? In the Camelot
- How do camels learn to mate ? They read the llama Sutra.
Alpaca my bags, I think..... - What do you call a camel with a flat back? Humphrey
- What do you call a camel that hates cows? Drama-dairy.
Courtesy of my eight-year-old - What do you call a camel that eats another camel? A camibal
- Is it possible to make a case for the camel? weAlreadyDid.
- What's a camels favourite meal? Desert.
- What does a camel do on a pudding? Walks through the dessert
- I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once. It had its ups and downs.
- What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual.
- What is the best day to eat Camel meat? Wednesday
- What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant.
- My 5 year olds goto joke: What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant.
- My car wouldn't start so I called my favorite middle eastern company to help me Camel Tow
Arab Camel Jokes
Here is a list of funny arab camel jokes and even better arab camel puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an Arab man who owns both a goat and a camel? Bisexual
- What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!
Hilarious Camel Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about camel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monkey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make camel pranks.
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Why are leggings and sand the same?
They both get stuck in c**....
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How do camels have s**... in the desert?
They dry h**....
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So a man rides his camel through New York...
and leaves it to go to a diner. When he comes back, his camel is missing, so he goes to the police.
The police ask a few questions. "Was the camel male or female?"
The man replies, "I'm not entirely sure- Wait! I remember! It's male it has to be!
"How do you know?"
"Well, when I was riding through town people kept pointing and saying "Look at the shmuck on that camel!"
3 soccer players, one plays for Manchester United, one for Liverpool and one for Arsenal, are lost in the desert.
They come across a dead camel and are having trouble deciding who gets what? So the guy from Manchester says, well since I'm from ManCHESTer, i'll get the chest. The player from liverpool goes, well in that case I'll eat the LIVER. Then guy from ARSEnal says...i'm not hungry....
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At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
Humphrey!
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Yo mama is so fat...
Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her c**...!
Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa
An Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa. The head of expedition, a prominent Russian scientist, Artem Pizdobolov, have bad news and good news to tell his comrades. First the bad news, he said. We run out of food and water. There left only camel's dung. Tell us a good news fellow travelers asked in desperation. The good new is that we have that camel dung in abundance.
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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?
They are full of Iranian seman
Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch?
It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.
A Camel Walks Into A Bar
A lady and her camel walk into a bar. When the lady goes over to the bar, she just lets the camel lay down. When she gets to the bar, the bartender says, "Ma'am, you cant leave that lien' their." The lady who owns the camel says "It's not a lion, it's a camel."
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Did you know that camels can last longer without water than s**...?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a h**....
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why are s**... ed and drivers ed never on the same day in iraq ?
the camel would get overworked
Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water.
His dad says, "Another one? That's the second glass this month."
what do you call a camel with no bones in his back
What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?
A hot mess.
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Box of condoms fall onto v**...'s lap on the way to the drive-in...
v**... - "What are these?"
Guy - "Umm.. those..those are cigarette holders!"
v**... - "Where do you get these cigarette holders?"
Guy - "At the pharmacy."
(The next day the v**... goes to the pharmacy to get herself some cigarette holders)
Pharmacist - "How may I help you?"
v**... - "I'd like a box of condoms, please."
Pharmacist - "Okay, what size do you need, Miss?"
v**... - "I'd say big enough for a camel!"
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How is a lesbian like a camel?
Their h**... has no bone.
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So, a one-h**... camel marries a two-h**... camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a h**....
So they named him Humphrey.
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What do your mom and a camel have in common?
They both spit.
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How did Camelot get its name?
Guinevere liked to h**... a lot.
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GRANDPA'S CONDOMS
An old man finds a c**... in his grandson's apartment and asks what it is.
"It's a c**...," replies the grandson, sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?" asks Grandpa.
The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
Grandpa says, "That's a great idea." He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a c**....
"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.
"Big enough to fit a Camel."
What do you do with a camel that won't move
...Camel tow it
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What do you call a r**... camel?
A humpback.
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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?
A fireside rug you can get a good h**... on.
Source: Jo Brand on QI S3; Cat's Eyes
I can't find my Camel, it's gone!
It's camelflage was too good
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I should start to buy, s**... and sell baby camels
that way I can sell young c**....
What are Bill Gates latest projects?
Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.
What's the spaciest kind of camel?
Andromedary
When King Arthur needed to arrange transportation for his trip to the desert, where did he go?
The camel lot.
Why were the camels wearing sandals?
To stop themselves sinking into the sand.
Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand?
To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
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Why can't they teach s**... education and drivers education at the same time in Saudi Arabia?
It's too hard on the camel.
What do you call a lactose-intolerant camel?
....A dromedary with dairy drama
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(nsfw) An arab man goes to the airport to take a flight
- Name?
- Abdul Al Razhib.
- s**...?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean: male or female?
- Yes... male, female, sometimes camel.
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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?
Llamanated
How do you call a camel with 3 humps?
With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel.
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Why are camels bad at s**...?
They can only get up to two humps
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A camel
Is just an alpaca that wants two h**....
What does somebody want most when they're stranded in the desert and their camel runs away?
They want their camel bak.
What do you call a camel with three humps
Pregnant!
My 6 year old daughter caught us off guard with this one tonight lol
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At an ISIS recruitment centre...
Interviewer: Name?
Recruit: Saaed Bin Hasrat.
Interviewer: s**...?
Recruit: Often twice a day.
Interviewer: No, no. Male or female?
Recruit: Male, female, sometimes camel, mostly sheep.
Did you hear about the Camel who always got into a lot of emotional situations?
It was a Dramadary.
What's a Camel?
A horse designed by committee.
Which camel is more frisky, the Bactrian camel or the Dromedary?
The Bactrian camel, because it has two humps every day, while the Dromedary gets by with only one.
A muslim man is riding a camel and his wife is walking
A muslim man is riding a camel through the desert and his wife is walking on foot 10 m in front of him.
Another muslim man notices that and says: Don't you know that Holy book of Qur'an says that wife should always walk behind her husband?
The first muslim answers: when the book of Qur'an was written, there yet were no minefields, so keep walking, my beloved Fatimah!
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I just saw a lady with pants so tight
her c**... mouthed "help me".
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A reporter goes to the Middle East for an interview.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "s**...?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, d**..., any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
TIL a marine animal called 'dugong' is named from the Malay 'duyung', meaning the "lady of the sea",
common local names include "sea cow", "sea pig" and "sea camel".
What kind of whale bangs a camel?
A humpback.
My girlfriend told me she had never heard of condoms...
I thought she must be pulling my leg so I played along. Oh yeah? I said, They're for covering your cigarettes in the rain.
Well one day we were in a pharmacy and she asked the clerk for a package of condoms. He asked what kind, and she said oh, to fit a camel.
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What do you call a three-h**... camel?
A cancer patient.
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Do you speak english?
- Yes
- Name?
- Abdul bal-Rhasib
- s**...?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, d**..., any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.
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What do you call a three-h**... camel?
A hunch-backed Bactrian.
A camel walks into a bar.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Camel: Just a tea, Hold the water.
Bartender: Seriously? What kind?
Camel: Chamomille, of course.
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What do you call a Camel in a drought?
A dry h**....
What do you call it when a camel cries over spilled milk?
Drama dairy
What do you call an abstinent camel?
Humphrey
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What do you call the type of camel with only one h**...?
Married.
Best description of a camel I ever heard:
An animal that looks like somebody tried to pass it through the eye of a needle.
(From an old 70's TV show from Mexico.)
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Better formatted version Reporter and Man...
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "s**...?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
What do you get when you cross a camel with a parent who beats their children?
A traumadary
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Why Do Camels Make Such Bad Politicians?
They just pussyfoot around the tough issues
If a comedy is something that makes you laugh and a tragedy is something that cry, what's a dramady?
I believe it's a type of camel.
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What do you get when you cross a camel with a polar bear?
A fireside rug you can have a good h**... on.
A camel Goes into the coffee shop
The barista, about to add the sugar asks, "one lump or two?"
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What do you call a 3 h**... camel?
She called him a lot of names, most of which are unprintable.
What do you call a cold camel?
A menthol
What do you call a camel that loves to divulge in rumors?
A dramadarie queen
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c**... is feminine...
With the masculine form mooseknuckles. What is the feminine form of sausage fest?
Asked my tinder matvh out for drinks
She said she doesn't drink. Wonder how is she surviving without drinking anything, guess I matched with a camel.
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What do you call a camel with no h**... on it's back?
A llama.
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Which Camelid animal rings the doorbell before bringing the margarine?
Rama Lama Ding d**....
