The Best 11 Cambridge Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Cambridge Jokes and Puns
After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....
...decided not to abbreviate their name
I got into Cambridge university today!
But only lasted 5 minutes until security caught me.
My mate has two tickets for the England vs Croatia game on Wednesday
He didn't realise that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah
Three Universities ...
Three Universities all done research into why a mans bell end is shaped the way it is.
Oxford Uni spent £100,000 in 6 months and came to the conclusion it is for the pleasure of the woman.
Cambridge Uni spent £250,000 in 18 months and came to the conclusion its for the pleasure of the man.
Dublin Uni spent 50 pence in 5 minutes and came to the conclusion its to stop your hand flying off the end.
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An professor from Cambridge and a Dubliner walk into a bar.
An professor from Cambridge and a Dubliner walk into a bar. The professor says to the Dubliner "If you can put the words defeat, defence and detail into one sentence I will buy you the finest beer you could ever ask for" so the Dub replies "De horse jumped ova da fence da feat came first and da tail came last"
The Duchess had a baby boy...
Kensington Palace has just reported that the Duchess of Cambridge delivered a baby boy this afternoon. The child weighs over 8 pounds or about $12.30 in United States Dollars.
How do you know the Clinton campaign didn't use Cambridge Analytica?
The whistleblower is still alive.
People who steal our privacy to manipulate us are worms.
We should call them Cambridge Annelidica
Cambridge Analytica has just made a new world record
By inappropriately acquiring the personal information of over 50 million Facebook users
Cambridge University just discovered a new species of dinosaur
They say it had a stocky build with orange scales and feathers on its head. They are naming it Grabsalotopuss.
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