The Best 7 Cam Newton Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cam Newton jokes. There are some cam newton jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cam newton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cam Newton Jokes and Puns

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

If the United States is serious about stopping Kim Jong Un

Just send in Cam Newton - he'll overthrow Kim.

Why does Cam Newton always take a bus to practice?

He can't finish a drive

(Yeah, late superbowl joke. I sowwie)

What did the headline read for Cam Newton's Car Accident?

Another Cam Newton Drive Ends In Turnover

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.


Cam Newton isn't really a sexist...

He's just getting a jump on his Presidential Campaign.

Newton '20

Cam Newton Just signed a contract with McDonalds.

He will be promoting turnovers.

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We suggest to use only working cam newton piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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