The Best 6 Calzone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Calzone jokes. There are some calzone rigatoni jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calzone lasagna puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Calzone Jokes and Puns

I was at the pizzeria and I told my dad I didn't feel like a calzone

He grabbed my arm squeezing me. I asked him what he was doing and he said you're right, you don't feel like a calzone

What do you need to find a calzone in a warzone?

strong ricottascents

What is the plural of calzone?


I like my women like i like my calzone

Folded over and stuffed with meat.

Where do Californian Italians score touchdowns?

In the calzone.

I was playing basketball with some Italians...

...and they told me to get in the calzone.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calzone touchdowns jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calzone pupperoni piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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