The Best 7 Calvinist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Calvinist jokes. There are some calvinist calvin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calvinist petrus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Calvinist Jokes and Puns

A Calvinist dies and goes to Heaven

He sees two doors. One is labeled free will, and the other is predestination. He walks through the predestination door and an angel asks him why he was here. The Calvanist replies, "I saw this door and decided to walk through it." The angel replies, "You can't be here, you chose this."

Dejected, he goes into the other door. Its angel asks him why he was here.

He replies, "I had no choice"

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

"Well, glad I got that over with."

A Calvinist walks into a bar...

...but only if God wills it.

Just read a Calvinist romance novel

It's called Irresistible Grace

What do you call a Calvinist who makes reservations for spring break?


A fatalistic, Newton determinalist, and Calvinist walk into a bar

As was expected.

While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, "Why did you kill your family?" He answered, "I had to know."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calvinist lutheran jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calvinist girlfriends piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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