Calvinist Jokes
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A Calvinist dies and goes to Heaven
He sees two doors. One is labeled free will, and the other is predestination. He walks through the predestination door and an angel asks him why he was here. The Calvanist replies, "I saw this door and decided to walk through it." The angel replies, "You can't be here, you chose this."
Dejected, he goes into the other door. Its angel asks him why he was here.
He replies, "I had no choice"
A Calvinist walks into a bar...
...but only if God wills it.
What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?
"Well, glad I got that over with."
Just read a Calvinist romance novel
It's called Irresistible grace
What do you call a Calvinist who makes reservations for spring break?
predestined
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