The Best 6 Calor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Calor jokes. There are some calor night jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calor diet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Calor Jokes and Puns

I wonder how many calories women burn by...

... jumping to conclusions.

How many calories does going down on your girl provide?

It depends on which way she wipes.


It's not impossible to burn 81500 calories in a day

--Steve (head of the crematory)

Calories are just like the Viet Cong

Even if you burn them, they come back

My wife's made me switch to a charcoal barbecue because I keep buying the wrong gas for our old one.

I think I might be Calor blind...

Calories burned during sex

If the man is ready( same vice-versa).... 1 - 4 calories

If the woman is not( same vice-versa).... 300 - 400 calories.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calor elves jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calor apparently piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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