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Calming Jokes

8 calming jokes and hilarious calming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about calming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The Funniest Calming Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good calming joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

They say 'Whale noises' are meant to be calming...

but I've been making them for 10 minutes and all the people at Slimming World seem rather angry with me.

Two Jews die and wait outside the pearly gates.

While waiting they realise that they both survived the same concentration camp.
After some chatting, one says to the other: "remember that time when the guard pushed you onto the electric fence and you almost died?" A second of silence passes and suddenly they both start laughing hysterically.
Upon calming down the other Jew asks his new friend: "remember when that dog chased you for so long that you ended up exhausted and almost died of hunger?" Another second of silence passes and again, they both start laughing like crazy.
God, overhearing the conversation, approaches the old Jewish couple and asks them what's so funny about any of these events.
They both look up and say: "Oh you wouldn't understand, you just had to be there".

My therapist said that I should do whatever I find enjoyable and calming.

Now there is blood everywhere.

Keeping tropical fish at home can have a truly calming effect on the brain.

Due to all the indoor fins.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What kind of tea is easiest to make?

A simplici-tea.
What kind of tea is most calming?
A sereni-tea.
And what kind od tea is most bitter?
A reali-tea.

What is the most calming scent?

Chloroform

I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors.

I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about calming can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of calming puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these calming jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.