Fun-Filled Calmer Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory.
Things are much calmer now.
Boy George has been attacked by his pet lizard
He's going to get a calmer chameleon.
I'm writing a book to help surgeons to use Eastern meditation to overcome anxiety in the operating theatre...
I'm going to call it *The Calmer Suture.*
People say the mean sea level is going down.
I agree, the sea is much calmer these days.
Reports are coming in that Boy George has been attacked by a reptile on the set of I'm a Celebrity.
They should have got a calmer Chameleon, but apparently, they come and go.
A new craze sweeps an Eastern European nation
Though Transylvania is mostly rivers and mountains, a new outdoor sport is achieving newfound popularity. Folks have been flocking to the calmer parts of the Olt and Danube to try out for a crew, the competitive paddling fad usually found in lakes. In fact, the sport has spread from the region to the whole country.
Truly, the nation has Ro-mania.
I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month
I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon.
Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?!
I think he needs a calmer chameleon
Apparently Boy George has...
... a pet lizard that bites people up to 5 times a day.
He needs a calmer chameleon
