The Best 8 Calmer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Calmer jokes. There are some calmer calm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calmer slower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Calmer Jokes and Puns

There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory.

Things are much calmer now.

Boy George has been attacked by his pet lizard

He's going to get a calmer chameleon.

I'm writing a book to help surgeons to use Eastern meditation to overcome anxiety in the operating theatre...

I'm going to call it *The Calmer Suture.*

People say the mean sea level is going down.

I agree, the sea is much calmer these days.

A new craze sweeps an Eastern European nation

Though Transylvania is mostly rivers and mountains, a new outdoor sport is achieving newfound popularity. Folks have been flocking to the calmer parts of the Olt and Danube to try out for a crew, the competitive paddling fad usually found in lakes. In fact, the sport has spread from the region to the whole country.

Truly, the nation has Ro-mania.


I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month

I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon.

Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?!

I think he needs a calmer chameleon

Apparently Boy George has...

... a pet lizard that bites people up to 5 times a day.

He needs a calmer chameleon

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calmer dinghy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calmer announce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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