The Best 7 Calligraphy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Calligraphy jokes. There are some calligraphy cursive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these calligraphy ink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Calligraphy Jokes and Puns

My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM...

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

I got an honours degree in calligraphy.

To be honest I don't think it's going to help me get a job,
But it looks good on paper...

Started dating a girl from calligraphy class.

She wasn't my type.

A Chinese calligraphy artist passed out after finishing the first brush...

People said that he had one nasty stroke.

Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy?

He was charged with forging signatures.


Don't do calligraphy when you're angry, what you write will end up being very cursive. 😉

What is a calligraphy dissector's favourite genre of movie?

Period Pieces

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the calligraphy adaptation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working calligraphy historical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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