Following is our collection of funny Called Juiced jokes. There are some called juiced jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these called juiced puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He asks for a coke and a mango juice for his newt Tiny.
The bartender asks Why is he called Tiny?
And the man replies Because he's my newt!
They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it.
Because nut juice just wouldn't be appropriate.
Its called the Cosbypolitan
Because no one can say "nut juice" with a straight face
A little boy wants his toy, so he walks up to his mother and says "Mom, give me my toy." His mother responds by saying, "What are the magic words?" So the little boy says the magic words and his mom gives him his toy.
The next day, the little boy starts kindergarten. At snack time, the little boy wants some juice, so he walks up to his teacher and asks for a juice box. The teacher says "What are the magic words?" So the little boy says the magic words. But the teacher gets upset, and calls the little boy's mother and asks her to come in.
When the three of them are sitting in the room together, the teacher asks the mother; "Have you been teaching your son sarcasm?"
"No," the mother says, "Why, what did he do?"
"Well, he asked for a juicebox," said the teacher, "and I asked him to say the magic words, and instead of saying please, he said 'you're thin and you're beautiful.'"
Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.
Cause you can't say Nut Juice with a straight face.
"...called Apple Juice?!"
Cuz no one can say nut juice with a straight face....
Concentrate he said, but I still couldn't remember!
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Pulp Fiction
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
"Nut juice" wasnt very popular.
...when I tell them that I hate juice?
Pulp fiction
....not called Apple Juice ?
So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.
They could've called AirPower "Apple Juice".
Hitler is fuming furious one day, he called his half-deaf secretary to his office after recieving some news. He yells, "Glass of juice, not gas the jews!"
Alcoholism
acidic juice
A juice bar.
it would probably be called "apple juice"
Ju
A slow, comfortable, screw.
Chief Naval Officer
The Amazing CiderMan
Absent-tea parent.
Pulp fiction
Pulp Fiction
It's called the Juice Concentration Camp
100% concentrated.
A concentration camp
Try keeping a straight face while drinking something called "nut juice".
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the called juiced jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working called juiced piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.