The Best 35 Called Juiced Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Called Juiced jokes. There are some called juiced jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these called juiced puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Called Juiced Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

He asks for a coke and a mango juice for his newt Tiny.

The bartender asks Why is he called Tiny?

And the man replies Because he's my newt!

I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'.

They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it.

Why do they call almond milk, almond milk?

Because nut juice just wouldn't be appropriate.

Just invented a new drink. Vodka, cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol.

Its called the Cosbypolitan

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because no one can say "nut juice" with a straight face

A little boy wants his toy,

A little boy wants his toy, so he walks up to his mother and says "Mom, give me my toy." His mother responds by saying, "What are the magic words?" So the little boy says the magic words and his mom gives him his toy.

The next day, the little boy starts kindergarten. At snack time, the little boy wants some juice, so he walks up to his teacher and asks for a juice box. The teacher says "What are the magic words?" So the little boy says the magic words. But the teacher gets upset, and calls the little boy's mother and asks her to come in.

When the three of them are sitting in the room together, the teacher asks the mother; "Have you been teaching your son sarcasm?"

"No," the mother says, "Why, what did he do?"

"Well, he asked for a juicebox," said the teacher, "and I asked him to say the magic words, and instead of saying please, he said 'you're thin and you're beautiful.'"

Why is it called Almond Milk?

Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.

I know why they call it Almond Milk

Cause you can't say Nut Juice with a straight face.

I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?"

"...called Apple Juice?!"

Why do they call it almond milk?

Cuz no one can say nut juice with a straight face....

I called my dad from the shop saying I'd forgotten what orange juice he asked for.

Concentrate he said, but I still couldn't remember!

You can explore called juiced reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean called juiced dad jokes. There are also called juiced puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why is it called almond milk?

"Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

Why does everyone call me a racist...

...when I tell them that I hate juice?

What do you call an incorrectly labeled bottle of orange juice?

Pulp fiction

Why isn't the iPhone charger...

....not called Apple Juice ?

Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread?

So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.

My one problem with the recent Apple event.

They could've called AirPower "Apple Juice".

Hitler had a half-deaf secretary.....

Hitler is fuming furious one day, he called his half-deaf secretary to his office after recieving some news. He yells, "Glass of juice, not gas the jews!"

What's it called when you mix champagne with orange juice at breakfast?


What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

acidic juice

What do you call a bar owned by a Jew?

A juice bar.

if apple had named battery acid

it would probably be called "apple juice"

What do you call a juice without ice?


What do you call a cocktail of vodka, orange juice, sloe gin, and southern comfort?

A slow, comfortable, screw.

What do you call the head of an Orange juice factory?

Chief Naval Officer

What do you call Peter Parker after he drinks fermented apple juice?

The Amazing CiderMan

What do you call a cup of leaf juice that doesn't want to be a dad?

Absent-tea parent.

What do you call it when orange juice lies about the amount of pulp it has?

Pulp fiction

What do you call fake orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

I'm starting a school for testing the strength of different juices

It's called the Juice Concentration Camp

What do you call a focused Jew who drinks Orange Juice?

100% concentrated.

What do you call a program that teaches kids how to make orange juice?

A concentration camp

It's called almond milk for a reason.

Try keeping a straight face while drinking something called "nut juice".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the called juiced jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working called juiced piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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